Andhra Mess (ஆந்திரா மெஸ்)

'Andhra Mess'

'If an elephant walks...'

'...some ants are bound to be trampled'

'But at the same time if an elephant collapses...'

'...not just a handful an army of ants will survive!'

'One such elephant is Devaraj'

'The ants which sustained thanks to him'

'Varadhu'

'Richie, Sethu and Rathna'

'Life is like a snooker game'

'You'll tap a ball'

'That ball will knock another'

'The chain reaction will continue'

'In the end, a totally unrelated ball will fall into the pocket'

'The ball tapped in this manner by Devaraj is Varadhu'

'Reason behind Devaraj's stance today'

'These are possessions of those who borrowed money'

'...from Devaraj and unable to repay'

'Latest feather in his cap'

'This innocent toddler'

'Saying 'Repay and take your child back' without an iota of compassion...'

'Please note this point'

'Without an iota of compassion he brought this little boy with him'

'Since his henchmen are now busy as 'gym boys' acting as thugs in reel life'

'...Devaraj is conducting auditions for the goon role'

'But Lady Luck hasn't smiled on him so far'

You aced it, my dear lion cub!

'He won't glance at me'

Go and wait in your room

Thank God I'm free at last!

Are there 2 more waiting ahead of me?

Shift a bit

Boss, we have to select 1 amongst those 3

What do we do now?

Even the fatso is falling for her inner wear!

- What is your name? - I don't tell random strangers

Then give me your phone number Can acquaint ourselves

Boss, she is my piece!

Hey! Crumpled paper! Pipe down

Look at the trio of losers!

- I think 1 out of those 3 will pass - Which one?

That gun-throat goon, huh?

Creep up to him silently and check on him

If only you had taken a top angle it would have been 'elevating'

That's true

Son of a gun! Get lost! They are better off than you

If I employ these fellows...

...they will pump some babe with an unwanted baby

Then we have to mediate and ask for time!

- Who is this? - Jayakodi

No harm, tell me What can I do for you?

Involves a box That's why I dropped in here

This file contains all the necessary information regarding the house

Just 1 box

I want it in my hands intact

Quote your rate

1 minute

Move aside

Looks like a big job How much shall I quote?

Isn't that too much?

'Let us drag a mountain with a strand of hair'

'If we succeed, swell if not what the hell?'

Sound cut!

Around 25?

25 is way too much

Labor is in great demand

Risk is heavy too

Tea sold for less than 10 paise costs 8 rupees now

Special is even more, boss

All this is new to me Do the needful properly

By rights it should come to me

They lured me with some bimbo and booze

They lured me with some bimbo and booze

I don't trust the police one bit

That's why I came looking for you

This is 1 million

You'll get the remaining 5 million the moment you deliver the box

"A shower of flowers as a blessing of love"

Whose house is it?

Are you planning to buy the house?

I want the box within the next 2 days

The next minute I need to leave town

The box will be delivered as promised

I take leave with full faith in you

What is it?

Varadhu has finished the job and sent the box

Call Varadhu

The ultimate pleasure in smoking is packed in the laaaaast 1/4"

Get up!

I was in that Utopian moment

And he stubbed it!

And he stubbed it!

Devaraj has been calling non-stop looking for Varadhu

He isn't picking but the call is going through

He is head over heel in love No wonder!

He'll be flirting with that aunty!

2 points confirmed when you are in love

Now and then he'll lose it or he'll become a whacko totally

On the whole zilch, zero, zippo!

He tortures us, doped all the time

Try once more

Even if I keep dialling whole night, it's catch-22

Is he mad or what?

Is he mad or what?

- As if sane before this! - Tell us the joke and laugh

- As if sane before this! - Tell us the joke and laugh

Or laugh and then share the joke

He said, 'Even if I keep dialling whole night, it's catch-22'

I was reminded of a joke

Dying from that bullet is better than this stinky bomb!

Catch them

Wretched fellow! Chips is more important than his life!

Don't let him escape

Don't let him escape

Nab him, he's running away

He isn't a thug in Mari's gang

Bloody shit!

Sorry, man

Hey! Let's go

Who farted now?

This glutton!

I should have shot you just for that!

You'll get caught one day I'll get even then

In your story the girl was seated

And then what?

Call Varadhu

'Why is love so complicated?'

'Will anyone fall in love knowing they will break up?'

'I feel they will still fall in love'

'You feel like saying something'

'Might as well blurt it out'

When we know our decision was wrong...

...it's best to move away than think and re-think

- I don't get it - This isn't rocket science, Varadhu

This won't work

Let's break up

Didn't I tell you?

As soon as I settle the loan I borrowed from Devaraj...

...I want to let go of this bloody job totally

I want to start a fish store along with my friends

I've been hearing this for the past 5 years

I don't care even if you get me wrong

You can't even buy puffed rice for a single fish!

Got bored, huh?

Are you dating someone else?

Not bad

There's a man hidden inside you

What is his name?

Planning to marry him?

I'll even bear his baby

Do you have any problem with that?

When you befriended me, my job, salary and skill didn't affect you

You got enlightened after 5 years, huh?

Why are you raising your tone?

Don't yell You're scaring me

I won't shout

'I won't shout'

'It was all good in the beginning'

'I am not painting you out to be a villain'

'But that alone won't do'

'You'll marry me'

And lifelong I'll be finding faults with you

You'll get irritated even looking at me

That's how our life will be

That's how our life will be

Understand what I'm trying to say

That's why it makes sense to break up now

Please try to understand, Varadhu

What now?

You want us to make a clean break without any fuss

That's all you want?

Okay, let's split

'To be loved is an approval'

'Will anyone not wish to be accepted?'

'Will anyone not wish to be accepted?'

'At the same time...'

'...separation is a nail hammered into that approval'

'In this, both love and Jesus are one and the same'

'3 days and death is certain'

'Varadhu doesn't need 3 days'

'Just 3 hours will do'

'The reason'

'This is the icing on the cake!'

Get lost!

Hey Varadhu?

Won't you call me to celebrate your birthday?

Here

You delivered a panty instead of the booty!

Aren't you ashamed?

Aren't you ashamed?

You want to celebrate your birthday, huh?

Devaraj, just give me 1 big assignment

I'll repay my debt fully

Trust me

Look where you've kept the file! Jinxed junk of a jerk!

Your last chance

Don't open the box

Just bring it to me

Ask him about this

He'll brief you