Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous

Run, run, run!

Run!

Is the Parasaurolophus still there?

Aah! Not anymore!

Over there! Cover!

They're gone.

Why are there so many dinosaurs around?

It's either your boyish charm or all the fences on the island are down.

No offense, but it's definitely option two.

I don't even care.

Right now, I just want a sandwich.

We haven't eaten since we had those awful carob bars that Ben...

I-I...

We just need to eat and rest.

I can't keep running like this.

We don't have to.

There's bound to be a way to call for help on Main Street,

and food and everything else.

Come on!

What happened here?

Uh, I'm thinking dinosaurs.

It's more than that.

Some kind of fight took place.

From the height, it looks like maybe the T. rex and...

something bigger?

The Indominus rex.

I don't think we have to worry about it anymore, or what's left of it.

Ugh! Or the Mosasaurus being hungry for a while.

Guys! You have to see this!

Wow, I totally forgot I agreed to that.

Do you only own one outfit?

What? It's my signature look!

Please, autograph my phone charger, O Queen of the Brooklanders!

Well, I think it's cool.

When we get rescued, I'm taking it with us.

TBH, this does kind of remind me of home. I haven't posted in days.

I bet my followers are worried sick about me.

-And your parents? -Oh, uh, right.

Obvi. Them, too.

Okay, let's start, uh, looking for a way to communicate with the mainland.

There's gotta be a phone or something, right?

Ooh, lost-and-found!

Sunglasses, hat, sunglasses, sunglasses...

Sunglasses. Really?

No one lost their cell phone?

Whatever phones are here aren't working.

The power's out. There's not even walkie-talkies.

Oh, yeah? Then what do you call these bad boys?

-Definitely not "bad boys." -Hey, at least they work.

They even have a robot mode.

- Oh! - You found something?

An Insider's Guide to Jurassic World!

It's got all kinds of details about the park.

Did you know there's hidden dinos carved into the buildings?

Or that aircraft aren't allowed to fly over the island?

Sorry, that last one's a bummer.

-Hey! -Is it a phone?

It's a camera! And it works!

Now I can document all the crazy stuff we've seen!

Our rescue will be a Brooklynn Exclusive!

That'll get my follower count back up to where it belongs.

And that will help us how exactly?

Uh, because when we get home, this will also make you famous?

- Hey! - Tell me you found a phone.

Uh, no, but I could be in the video.

Phone?

Nope. It's better than that.

It's an EDB-- emergency distress beacon!

After the first park went down, Mr. Masrani installed one on Main Street.

It's battery powered and can send an SOS signal

150 miles in all directions!

-We're saved! -Does it say where it is?

Uh... no.

The rest of the chapter is just glamour shots of Dr. Wu wearing turtlenecks.

Everybody, spread out.

There's a way to communicate with the outside world on Main Street.

We find this thing, and we go home.

Affirmative, human.

Beep. Boop-boop. Beep.

What's up, Brooklanders?

You wanted exclusive footage? Well, here it is!

And there's nobody better than me to show it to you.

Ka-pow!

You do know "Brooklanders" is a weird name, right?

Okay, I was ten when I came up with it, and-- Just, shh, start over!

Beacon, beacon...

If I was a beacon, where would I be?

I don't see any beacons in here.

- Mmm... - Can't believe I'm gonna be in your video!

- Ooh, should I have my own catchphrase? - Just talk about the stuff.

Okay, according to the book, things in the park are disguised

to keep up the whole natural illusion of Jurassic World.

This rock is really a trash can.

Those vines are electrical cords.

Pretty neat, right, Brooklanders?

- Ever notice "Brooklanders" is weird? - Ugh!

- Find anything? - Not yet.

-What about the others? -Found scooter!

Hey, Brooklanders! Check this out! Now it sounds weird to me, too.

That rock is an electrical outlet and that rock is a straw dispenser--

Uh!

I tripped on a rock.

Maybe the beacon got trashed along with everything else?

It's here somewhere. It has to be.

And this rock is...

just a rock, but I think it's neat.

What do you think, camp fam?

-"Camp fam"? -That's right, it's a new catchphrase.

Ka-pow!

Ugh, come on!

Mm, roar! I'm gonna eat you!

- That's a stegosaurus, Kenji. - You look like a plant.

Very fly.

Anybody order frozen pizza from the world's dopest delivery boy?

Food?

-Finally! Yes! -I'll get napkins from the rock.

Ow!

Okay, is the pizza thawed now?

I'll check.

Aah!

Throw the pizza! Throw the pizza!

Aw, man! All of it?

Aah!

I'm really starting to dislike them Compies.