Tu Jhoothi Main Makkaar (तू झूठी मैं मक्कार)

She's absolutely right.

How does she know? It's like she's known me all my life.

She has sat down.

You're confused. Don't waste your time.

You deserve better.

You're confused. Don't waste your time.

You deserve better.

Don't try to stop someone who's leaving.

Your life is about to change.

You're about to make a fresh start.

Don't compromise.

Don't compromise.

Waiter, ready? Waiter!

-Hi. -Hi.

What can I get for the pretty lady?

-I'm just expecting someone. -Alright.

Now. Do it now.

She didn't see that. Do it again.

Listen, your pay is getting cut with every miss.

Jyoti on the mark. Kunal's status?

Can't do it. I can't do it.

She cried a river when I said I was going on a boys' trip for two weeks.

You didn't even let me answer her calls.

You called her in person.

Now, if I say we should take a break, she'll understand?! How?

Bro, her entire life revolves around me. This plan won't work.

In the last two weeks, every hot guy in the area has hit on her.

She has been asked to model for her gym.

She has a minimum of 50,000 likes on every picture on Instagram.

We've also increased her followers count by 10,000.

Even the dogs in her vicinity bark "looking nice" when she steps out.

In her eyes, your value is currently going in minus

as compared to her own value.

Her self-confidence has increased by 20 folds in the past two weeks.

If she sheds even a single tear, I'll give you double the money back.

But once you break up,

even I can't get you two back together.

So, decide now.

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

Then take an oath.

-"I, Kunal Varma… -I, Kunal Varma...

do solemnly swear, with God as my witness and confirm that…

…do solemnly swear, with God as my witness and confirm that...

-…I don't love Jyoti. -I don't love Jyoti.

-I can't spend my life with her. -I can't spend my life with her.

-I don't want her in my life." -I don't want her in my life.

You could've at least taken a pause, idiot. You did love her once.

Ready, steady, go.

Oh, sit, sit.

I have to say something.

We were so naive when we first met.

A lot has changed since then, Jyoti.

You've changed.

I've changed.

I'm starting to feel disconnected from you.

I think we should take a temporary break.

Eyes are wet.

You shouldn't have said you'd return double the money!

Thank you.

Didn't shed a tear. No tears.

I get it, Kunal. I understand.

It's okay. People drift apart.

I'm glad we realized it at the right time.

I guess this is where we part ways.

Why give false hope to oneself with temporary breaks?

I think we should break up.

Son of a bitch.

His Highness has woken up!

The company is incurring losses, and the owner is sleeping until noon.

How does it feel to run a 35-year-old company into loss?

-What loss? -What do you mean?

How many more losses are you responsible for?

Uncle, what would be the approximate value of my shares?

Get three eggs. Six, if you want some too.

Tell me the value.

We haven't incurred a loss, dear. We've just shown that we have.

Just shown?

It's come to this now?! We have to show that we're broke!

It's scrutiny for saving on taxes for three years.

If we don't show a loss this year,

do you know how many penalties we'd have to pay?

I've paid more penalties than the profits you've made.

I created this business from scratch with your father.

Don't try to teach me.

If you've saved for three years, then pay double now.

I'm not showing any loss.

Come on, give me a rough estimate.

Take out the bread.

What's up with her, Granny?

-There was a proposal for you. -So?

-They're distant relatives of our CA. -So?

If they get our papers checked,

word will spread that we're running at a loss.

You must consider a lot of things for marriage.

-Someone has sent a proposal for him. -Finally!

I've been telling him for four years now.

He's not getting married now.

The CA will tell them that we are running at a loss.

If they ask the CA, he'll also tell them

that we didn't incur a loss, we're only pretending that we did.

Who is incurring losses? You can always borrow from me on interest.

-What's the matter? -So we pay even more interest.

Should we sell the cars as well? Put everything on sale.

Tell the whole world that we're running at a loss.

Uncle Dabas, will you buy my shares?

What do you need the money for?

A friend of mine makes apps.

I'm thinking of investing in his app.

Anyway, it looks like uncle can't handle the business.

I don't want to lose my share.

-Hey… -Hello, Uncle. How are you?

-Call for some tea. -You're the one who spoiled him.

There are bound to be losses if he sleeps until noon.

What are you saying? I sleep until 4:00 pm and I've never suffered any losses.

I heard the word "loss" for the first time today.

Selling your ancestral property isn't business.

Ancestors are gone, bro. I'm the only one left.

It doesn't matter what you sell, it's still business. Right, Granny?

In our days, profit was the only business.

If they tell others that we're incurring losses,

our reputation will take a hit. Call the CA.

Ask him to show profits. Only then will I sign the papers.

I don't want to show any profit.

I'm going to report you for physical abuse.

Go ahead.

Let's see if the police can stop me from slapping you.

-But why do you want to get him married? -I really don't.

He can't take care of the business.

I don't want him to ruin some girl's life.

Let me make myself clear, Uncle,

I've got nothing to do with these losses.

He thinks he's a big shot!

Aunt, I'm telling you, he's not focused on his work.

-Did you call the CA? -I will.

Sir, she won't be dejected, will she?

Not at all. That's what we're here for.

Otherwise, you could've done it yourself.

She won't blame herself, right?

Neither herself nor you. She'll only blame the circumstances.

We're as good as therapists.

Will she agree to handover custody of the child?

Wait a second.

-Do you want to divorce her? -Yes, sir.

Bro, we are not home breakers. We only specialize in breakups.

If you want a divorce, then go to court.

Follow the process. We don't mess with the law.

You can assume we're in a live-in relationship.

Listen, you pathetic loser! You're a father already, become a man!

Tell your wife that you don't want to live with her.

Otherwise, I'll come to your place and whack you with her shoe.

People are so shameless now.

-Disgusting! -You're right.

I wish everyone could be an ideal husband like you.

Kinchi is lucky to have a husband

who is so decent that he can't even tell his wife

not to tag along for his bachelor party.

Now, that's decency. Bravo.

I'm proud of you.

I'm making her cancel. Stop nagging.

And I'm not her husband yet.

Not for another 21 days.

Bro, this voice app is useless, get it changed.

Okay.

What about the one from Preet Vihar?

She asked for a platinum upgrade at the rate of silver.

Says she will hire us for her next breakup as well.

What does that mean? What other choice does she have?

Who else can she hire?

The golden rule of business.

"No bargaining in a monopoly."

We had to pay Rs. 70,000 from our own pockets last time.

We shouldn't be suffering losses in a monopoly.

What sort of a business is it if there are no profits?

God has been kind.

And we don't do this for money, right?

It's an art.

We are men of God. Blessed by His grace.

We've been blessed with this talent so that we can help people.

And what's the point of a simple breakup? It should be challenging.

That's when it's fun.

And if we take the money, we have to finish the job.

Yeah?

When?

We're on our way.

-Grandpa is gone. -Gone where?

Hell.

Let's go.

I'll check. Dabas!

-I don't need it. -You have to drink it.

Drink, baby.

You have to take care of yourself at this time, right?

What does she mean, "at this time"?

She knows grandpa was 92, right?

She's talking about the weather.

It's hot.

Hydration.

Dabas?

Dabas, don't be crazy.

Isn't it a good thing?