The New King of Comedy (新喜剧之王)

Follow your dreams and don't hold back.

No matter how long it may take.

Follow your dreams and don't hold back.

Just like the howling wind.

Is someone hurt?

Let's go check it out.

Old man, where are you hurt?

It hurts.

Where?

I don't know... everywhere.

Let me help you.

No...

Is this a scam? Is it for real?

Hello, Emergency?

I'm here at Da Peng.

Pardon me Sir... I'm also an actor.

Your acting is not good. Pain is the essence of a scam.

You're not showing enough emotion! Not convincing enough!

Ai-ya!

Your 'Ai-ya'...is not gonna do it.

You were just hit by a car. You can't just say 'Ai-ya'

You need to be believable

otherwise, you won't get any sympathy from the audience.

Ohh... it really hurts.

No kidding dude!

This is lame, be serious!

Watch me.

I'm going to pass out!

What... don't act smart!

Fainting is fine, but don't rush it.

The blood looks good.

Too bad your acting lacked in the beginning.

You've already lost your audience.

Just sharing some tips with you.

Don't take it personally, Sir.

The ambulance's here.

Make way!

Mild fracture in left chest, third rib bone... not life-threatening.

Let's go.

Ready... up.

Careful.

I'm so sorry, Sir.

Is she a family member?

She's just crazy... ignore her!

Help!

My leg...

Cut!

Hey! What the hell are you doing? Don't you know how to act?

You're in pain! Why aren't you screaming? Can't you act?

Well, in my own experience...

When people are in pain, they don't always scream out loud.

What the hell are you talking about?!

Hey mister... come here.

Can you do a painful reaction?

Ah!

That's so fake.

Let me show you.

That's real! See! No screaming, no shouting.

Please tell the director.

Director, what do you think?

- I... - Director?

You...

Get the hell out!

Hey...

Need extras to play dead. Must keep the make-up on for two days.

- How much? - Who wants to go?

$400 for two days.

That's it?!

I'll go!

Any chance I can show my face?

Are you bargaining with me?!

If you show my face, just a meal will do.

Deal! Let's go!

Is she crazy?

Crazy!

Come on, let's eat. Food's getting cold.

You're the birthday boy.

We can't eat until you start first.

Dad.

Happy birthday!

Dreamy... Your make-up's very unique.

It's quite terrifying!

Is acting fun?

I get to play a corpse this time.

There's a close-up so I can show my acting skills.

Show your acting skills by playing a corpse?

Dad...

Death makes an interesting context for actors.

Imagine...

If you were chopped dead alive...

The feel of that scene...

What did you say?!!

Say it again!!

Birthdays should be a happy occasion.

Dreamy, stop the nonsense and remove your make-up!

But I still have a shooting tomorrow.

You really think you're a big movie star?!

You guys grew up together, right?

Look at Bobby!

He's now a big-time lawyer!

It's nothing much... nothing to brag about.

And look at Peggy!

She's happily married...

With a great husband!

But look at you now!

We'd hoped you would become a lawyer.

Not a corpse!

Everyone has their own talents... even a corpse

I'm an extra but I can take care of myself

I have my own dreams too.

You're thirty already and you've been an extra for over a decade.

Have you ever played the lead?

I believe in my talents. If I work hard...

I can definitely make it as the lead actress.

Sorry, I choked on water!

Mum, am I right?

Yes... you can do it.

That's bullshit!

You've spoiled her!

I'm giving you one last chance!

Take that thing off and burn it!

Cleaver is not flammable, right?

Then I'll add one more!

You asked for it!

Wait a second!

Your emotions are so inspiring!

Dad, hold the cleaver and hop again

I want to record this.

Ready, jump!

Jump!

Daughter, what are you doing?

Auntie, we'll be leaving now.

So sorry!

Get out!

I'm disowning you!

And take your trash with you!

But Dad... that's your trash.

I don't give a damn!

You total bum!

Get the hell out of here!

Please calm down!

I'll beat you up everytime I see you!

Hey!

Can anyone act here?!

I can!

You.

Do a happy face.

Do a sad face.

Alright, come with me.

Who can do an angry look?

Me! Me! Me!

You.

Get lost!

You try.

Okay, very good.

Someone react to a deathly blow.

Me! Me! Me!

You.

Can you specify the type of deathly blow?

What's with all the questions? Get lost if you can't do it...

How about "Icy Palm Attack"?

Okay, Icy Palm Attack

so cold...

See a doctor if you're sick... Don't give it to me!

You! Try!

Why are you dragging me here? I'm not going!

Just want to bring her some soup.

Soup for her?! Are you on her side?

Just pretend we're passing by.

If I see her, I'm gonna hit her! Don't stop me!

Or I'll hit you too!

You're asking for it! What's wrong with you?!

Why do you need to know everything?

I just want to build up my character.

Build my ass!

No one will even see you! Are you the lead?

Would you get it if I gave you the context?

You won't! You're just an extra!

Go, come with me.

That was intense.

Hello.

What?

Couldn't you be nicer?

Why blow up over a simple question?

None of you business!

She's serious about acting. Can't you see that?

Who?

You know who I'm talking about!

God is watching what you're doing!

Be careful... karma!

Crazy! PA... come here!

I'm sorry.

Do you know who I am?

No!

- Good. - Let's go.

Hello.

Your acting in Icy Palm Attack had a lot of depth. It hit the mark.

It was alright.

The key is imagination... immerse yourself into the scene.

That's amazing!