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Excuse me, Mr. Farmer,

but John-John wants his ball.

Excuse me, sir.

I made some coffee and left a sweet roll in the oven.

I talked with Dr. Alfasa, and she said

she doesn't think you should see the children for a while,

especially John-John...

Till they get used to the idea.

Felix.

I'm leaving the Cadillac.

I won't go!

They're waiting in the car.

You snap a finger, whistle, I won't go.

I'll accept that.

How about moving your pigeon toes

in the direction of the front door,

and we'll get this show on the road?

Woman: Sandler agency.

Harry sandler.

Yeah.

Did you get Felix?

No, I'm calling your father.

Give him my love.

What? Harry?

I called the bel air house and palm Springs.

I didn't get an answer.

I tried his beach number

and got some deranged chin a man.

Get Felix on the phone.

Tell him to be at David's office at 11:00.

Right, dick.

You tell him 11:00,

or it's his ass and your ass, too, Harry.

Got it?

Uh, Joyce sends her best.

He wants to know how you are.

How do I look?

If I told him, he'd have another heart attack.

She's terrific, Harry.

Now stop jerkin' off and call your client.

Oh, bathing suits.

Kids' bathing suits.

I left a set of keys on your dresser.

Mr. Farmer's residence.

Harry sandler.

I'm afraid Mr. Farmer's out to lunch, Mr. Sandler.

I'm coming!

Girl: Bye, daddy!

Daddy! Bye, daddy!

Mommy, why can't daddy come with us?

Mommy's having a very bad day.

Man: A fire in downtown Los Angeles this morning

destroyed the oak hotel.

Luckily, no injuries,

but damage is estimated at $1.5 million.

Now here's Tammy Taylor

with her exclusive report from Hollywood.

"Night wind" opened in 800 theaters

to unanimously bad reviews

and, in spite of a mammoth advertising campaign,

in the first week has grossed less money

than any film in the history of capitol studios.

I have it on good authority that capitol's president

David black man is considering calling in all of the prints.

For Christ's sake, can't somebody find him?

I've been on the phone all morning.

What about sandler?

I told him it was his ass if Felix wasn't here.

What did the lawyers say?

Cut the film, he can sue.

Well, then, what's the answer?

Scare the hell out of him, then give him your ideas.

Ideas? It's a piece of shit.

Oh, absolutely.

That's one thing I can do I'm proud of...

I'm a damn good cutter.

You sure are.

I, uh, ran the film twice last night.

The cutter agrees with most of your suggestions.

Yeah, but would he say so to Felix?

I think so.

He's been with Felix for 15 years.

He wants to direct.

Ah! That's all I need... Another director.

Uh, speaking of directors...

What about culley?

Yeah, what about culley, for Christ's sake?

Shacked up with some 16-year-old girl

and a case of Jack Daniel's.

Got a 6-picture deal, pay or play. What does he care?

I had a lengthy conversation with him last night.

I told him that j.G. Was so worried,

he was considering selling the studio.

Yeah, well, knowing j.G., that's not so far-fetched.

Evidently culley didn't think so, either.

What do you mean? Where is he?

Right outside.

All right, check on sandler.

Send culley in.

Harry sandler. This is dick...

Gentlemen.

I want to recut "night wind,"

but Felix has an ironclad contract.

That's never stopped you before.

No smart-ass stuff, culley.

J.9. Called six times last night,

and if we don't do something damn quick,

all hell's gonna break loose.

Harry! Where the hell could he be having lunch

at 10:00 in the morning?

I don't think you grasp

the seriousness of the situation.

All right. Hang up.

Nobody knows where he is.

I want you to get Felix to agree to recut the film.

Tell him you've got some good ideas.

I want to put out a story

that we're recalling all the prints

and Felix is going to make some drastic changes.

Get it called in to j.G. At 6:00.

Give him my regards.

Now, unless you've got something that can't wait

until the 3:00 meeting, thank you.

Hello?

Did I wake you up?

Oh, hi, darling. No, you didn't wake me up.

It's a wonder.

You really wore me out last night.

You were fantastic.

You were pretty fantastic yourself.

Listen, I, uh, I like your suggestion.

Sam Marshall and you make good chemistry,

and he's right for the part.

Mm.

What did you say?

Oh, nothing, nothing. Um, that's great.