Swamp Ape

Truck's that way Jasper

No! no! there is where it gets good

Let's go!

Can't we carry anything else?

C'mon you wimp, you are not gonna hold

Let's go!

Where is he?

The water Down by the water!

What is the DOG doing

What the hell

No!

No!

Fuck! shoot him! shoot him!

Oh no!

Ah!

What the hell happened

What did this to him?

whatever it was, it killed him

No, ahhh!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

SWAMP APE

Damn! that was a nice fight

I think you are ready for this weekend

Thanks man!

i think you are right

Another game?

You are on!

Oh man!

I gotta go, um.. Sorry guys

Aww! come on man

Yo! Professor

Sir i...

Just have a seat Troy.

And that is why I want to see both of you

you on this expedition.

then how about we get these forms signed?

Let me think about it

We're shipping out first thing Lilly

So don't take too long!

You're going to fail

Yeah

please don't sugar coat it

But being the great Professor that I am

I am going to give you one last chance

I'm heading a expedition this weekend

from a grant I earned

I am seeking eager volunteers

I can't the weekend, there's volleyball final

if you want to graduate

consider yourself a volunteer!

This is championship game Professor

they need me!

Look it's no secret, the people are

talking you being the Head Coach this year

If you want that to happen

You are gonna have to graduate

Have it to me by the end of the day

All right that looks like all of us

Hand me your forms as you enter the Bus

{Profesor Stein] Okay

Glad you decided to join us Lilly

Is it true that Theo Grayson is gonna be our GUIDE

Yes, he will

He is a former student of mine

How do you know him?

She wants to bang him

Shut up No I don't

I'm so glad you've chosen brain over brawn

There might be hope for you young man

The game's Sunday morning Do you think we can get out by then?

That's entirely up to you as a group

Okay, umm... Professor Stein

According to the GPS, we're gonna be making a right

and 0.7 miles

right after the other right

Hey everyone,i made cup cakes. Who wants one

I want one of those

Thank you

Are they low fat?

Umm.. i don't know i made them from the box

Whatever its a cheat day

Its pretty good

How about you Professor Stein?

No thanks, i am on a diet

Watching my figure, so to speak.

How's that working out for you?

Good

Professor Stein, What's your first name?

Richard.

So your name's Dick

Richard, and that's Professor to you

You know what

I will have that cup cake now

So much for a diet

Where are the cup cakes

Wendy's got them

Dibs

Ugh.....

That's so greedy

Hey, Dibs on Anna Marie

That's all you man.

Ooh, is that a bong?

Yeah, you smoke?

All the time. I do a lot of pot

Mostly on the weekends

Really? This is one of those vape bongs

Is it?

Here, try it

No, don't do it, don't listen to him

shh.

Ugh.. it's greasy

Just pump it

What the hell is this?

Eeww... you jerk! Ugh!

All right, we are here.

Everyone out.

Get everything you need

It's wilderness from here on out.

Thank you sir

Hey Chief!

Where are the restrooms at?

Back in the store

Ooh shark week, sucks for you

I know

Umm.. i was wondering do you think any of the guys are hot, like Troy?

I don't know, Troy is cute but he is a Ken doll and i....

Aaahh!!!

Who buys this crap huh?

Check it out guys

It's a... Big Foot

It's a Skunk Ape these thing are been around for centuries

Long before the Native Americans were even here

You need to get laid, Urkle

You sound like a dork

Hey man, don't listen to him He's trying to pick a fight you know..

Whatever

I hope you don't plan on camping around here this weekend.

Yes, we’re here for the pollution study.

That's important work.

But there is no camping this weekend

All the local tribes gather for The Blood Moon ceremonies

So the reservation are off limits My name is Richard Stein

and this piece of paper here says that we have state clearance to be here.

As you can see that's a state property.

Come minions!

Your teacher is kind of a Dick

Pretty much Yeah.. Agreed

It's a dangerous time right now

tread carefully

how much for the....

20 dollars

Hey Richard, how's it going?

Where were you? we have been waiting for hours

Eh, I just came down from shuttling your guide over to the camp

Okay? I didn’t think you’d be here so soon.

Class, this is Ranger Steve

He is gonna let us stay here overnight and use the park facilities

Hey guys

I’ll be at the station all weekend while y’all are here, okay?

Ready to go? Yes!

Yeah, I’d so let him do me

Mmm...I would just eat him up like dutch apple

Uh, I would totally hit that too. I would let him patrol my wetland

Right? i would let him explore my marsh

heh, yest? I’d let him motorboat through my swampy Netherlands

Eww...

Let's go

Ready to go?

We sure are. Everybody load your gear on the boat. We’re getting ready head out.

Wait a minute.. we are taking a boat there?

Yes sweetheart, most of the year the camp is surrounded by water

Nobody told me anything, i didn't even know we are camping on an island

I didn't think it matter how we go to camp.

No, uh-uh, I need civilization.

Look, we’ve arranged to have a wilderness guide stay with us for safety sake

Ooh so that’s comforting

Hey Sweetheart, you are gonna be fine okay?

I am gonna be at station all weekend

Get on the boat, Com'on!

Here we are!

Boy’s Cabin on the left, Girls on the right.

Ah! Are you kidding me?

Awe, does Princess need her castle

You got the data lab down the road. You’ll have full access

You know.. this place isn't that bad

Yeah, this is awesome

i guess.

Also you will have a trailer guy, his name is THEO

He is a volunteer at the park

All right everyone let's go set up our bunks

Boys, i want you to gather some fire woods when you are done setting up.

So we can have a fire tonight

All right

I’ll be at the boathouse by the docks

Wait a minute, i don't have signals here

I don't have either

Shit.

Me neither

Guys... guys my phone works

All right