Good Luck Charlie

Subs created by: David Coleman.

Hey, Charlie. So, exciting times for the Duncan family.

Tomorrow, you turn three!

Yay!

And if that wasn't exciting enough, one week ago, the new baby was due.

Let's see how that baby's doing now.

I want you out!

Duncan kid number five is late.

And Duncan kid number two is getting on my nerves.

Moving on.

Anyway, I'm hoping for a baby girl.

I'm hoping for a baby boy.

Yeah.

Me too.

I want a younger brother to pick on.

I'm tired of picking on my older brother.

Oh, boy or girl doesn't matter to me.

Whatever Mom wants, I want.

Don't touch me.

Never again, honey.

Once again I've kept the camera on just a smidge too long.

Guys, this is all just too much.

The new baby's about to come, and Charlie's birthday tomorrow.

Just so long as they don't happen on the same day.

- What do you mean? - Well, think about it.

Wouldn't it be kind of sad if Charlie had to share her birthday with the new baby?

I'll tell you what's sad.

We're out of French Toast sticks.

Teddy, honey, the baby's gonna come when the baby wants to come.

But if it does happen to be tomorrow,

I need everyone to help out with Charlie's birthday.

Mom, I'm willing to help out by doing what I always do.

You don't ever do anything.

And nobody does it better.

All I'm saying is if somebody goes to the trouble

of inventing French Toast sticks, the least we could do is buy their product.

Bob, honey, you took care of those things I asked you to handle, right?

I..

Certainly did.

Why was there a pause between "I" and "certainly"?

No pause.

So, you bought the baby's new car seat,

and the doll Charlie wants for her birthday?

Honey. I did it all.

Okay? Mission accomplished.

I..

Believe you.

Uh, Gabe?

- Yeah? - Listen, here is, uh..

Here's 50 bucks.

I need you to go down to the mall.

I need you to get that doll for Charlie.

Dad, why can't you do it?

Because I gotta buy a car seat.

You know how some little girls grow up

and pick a husband who's just like their Daddy?

I'm gonna go a different way.

Today's all burnt toast running late and Dad jokes.

"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"

I close my eyes, take a bite.

Grab a ride, laugh out loud.

There it is up on the roof.

I've been there, I survived.

So just take my advice.

Hang in there, baby things are crazy.

But I know your future's bright.

Hang in there, baby there's no maybe.

Everything turns out all right.

Sure life is up and down.

But trust me, it comes back around.

You're gonna love who you turn out to be.

Hang in there, baby.

Hey, honey?

Hey, come on.

There's something I want to show you.

Honey, come on.

I'm moving as fast as I can.

Wide load coming through.

Look.

Look.

New car seat is in.

- Good. - Yeah.

Bought it three days ago. Well, whatever.

Looks a little crowded in here.

Well, honey, we're gonna be up front. Who cares what happens in the back?

Bob, I don't think there's enough room.

Sure there is.

No, Bob, with five kids, I think we might need a new car.

Slow down.

No, no, no, no, no.

Enough room in here for everybody.

Look, Charlie sits here, new baby over there,

one kid back there, the other over there.

Done. Problem solved.

You forgot a kid.

Which one?

I don't know.

But I know there are five.

This can work.

Let me show you.. Kids!

There, see?

Piece of cake.

How's everybody doing back there?

PJ keeps poking me with his rib.

It's called breathing.

Honey, Gabe doesn't have a seat belt.

Or a seat.

He'll be fine.

Hey, Charlie?

Are you comfortable?

No.

- Bob? - Yes?

- New car? - New car.

Okay.

Here we go.

Oh.

Hey, Mom? Oh..

What are you doing?

Painting my toenails.

Just because I can't see them doesn't mean they shouldn't look good.

Oh. Well in that case, you might want to consider clipping them.

Can I help you?

Well, I am actually here to help you.

So, Mom, I know that you've been very anxious

to get this baby out, so I went online

and I looked up some natural ways to induce labor.

Ooh, like what?

Well, uh, there's a bunch of techniques, but the first one includes..

Boo!

What was that?

I was trying to scare the baby out.

Well, it didn't work.

Okay.

Fine, well, there's always some other stuff we can try, like..

Boo!

Stop that.

Okay, you know, it's a baby.

It's not the hiccups.

So, what do you want to do today?

Well, it's a beautiful day.

Sun shining, the birds are chirping..

So, video games in the basement?

Whew!

Dude, you had me scared there for a minute with all the outdoor talk.

All right, let's go.

Wait.

I promised my Dad I'd go to the store and buy Charlie a stupid doll.

And I told my Mom I was at the library.

So what?

No, Jake, I really have to go do this.

So, who's stopping you?

I'll wait right here.

Yeah, you know I'm not allowed to leave you in this house alone.

Come on.

Man, you take one bubble bath, you get labeled.

What's all this?

I got us some yoga balls.

Another way to induce labor is through bouncing.

All right, I'll try anything.

Hit it, Charlie.

Feel anything?

I feel silly.

You look silly.

Oh.

Teddy, this isn't going to work.

Do it again.

Dude, I can't be seen doll shopping.

I'll lose my street cred.

Yeah, I think you lost that when you started giggling in the bra Department.

Let's just buy this thing and get out of here.

Kuddle Me Katie?

That's stupid.

Goo-goo.

It said goo-goo.

Aw.

Whoa, look what they just released.

Attack of the Zartians.

Oh, right. I heard about this game.

Zartians are martians that were bitten by zombies.

Ewe. That's disgusting.

What are they covered in, blood or puke?

Hopefully both.

Let's get it.

It's 50 bucks. I don't have 50 bucks.

Yeah, you do.

Wait a minute.

- Are you.. Are you saying.. - That's exactly what I'm saying.

You're gonna buy this game with the doll money.

Yeah.

- And then what? - We play it.

- After we play it? - We play it again.

Well, what about Charlie's doll?

I promised my Dad.

Dude, we're teenagers now. We're supposed to be rebels.

Your Mom still picks out your underwear.

And sometimes I wear it backwards.

On purpose.

You know what? I'm gonna buy this game,

but just so we can stop talking about your underwear.

Hey, Mom.