My Friend's Little Sister Has It In for Me! (友達の妹が俺にだけウザい)

Aki, wake up.

Aki.

You finally woke up.

Mashiro?!

Why are you... What is this?

Breakfast. It's tasty.

A purine-rich everything bowl.

You want me to eat that first thing in the morning?

I'm sorry. I only know how to make things with seafood.

Did you fall and hit your head? You're not yourself.

I didn't fall and hit my head.

But I did fall head over heels for you.

Who asked you to turn that into such a slick line?

Wait a minute.

Mashiro came to wake me up and even made me breakfast.

Does this mean...

You worry too much about the smallest details.

I'll treat you to a nice dream, so you don't have to think.

A dream?

Wait, what are you gonna—

I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYONE IN THE WORLD.

What?

Does this mean I've accepted her love confession?

But if that's the case...

I sure don't remember it!

Let's do things lovers do.

Whoa, stop—

Shit.

I can't breathe.

It feels... cold?

It's hilarious how you just suck on the tip like an octopus!

What a dirty mouth you have, Senpai!

MY FRIEND'S LITTLE SISTER HAS IT IN FOR ME!

Come on, now.

You'd better get up, or Big Sis Iroha is gonna eat your thingy here.

C'mon, c'mon.

What the hell are you doing?!

Are you some new yokai that shoves ice pops in sleeping people's mouths?!

Aw, I was just trying to cool you down 'cuz you were moaning.

You really can't see what a thoughtful junior I am?

You're such a pain.

Just wake me up normally!

Also, who reacts like that when such a cute girl comes to wake him?

You dried-up husk.

I'm fine with that.

I'm not some masochist who gets turned on by being bullied.

Well, then...

what kinds of things would turn you on, I wonder?

Lick.

What's wrong, Senpai?

You should look people in the eye when you're talking to them.

Cover up, idiot. Don't be such a slob.

Can I take that as you admitting that you find these appealing?

Aw, there's no need to look so bothered!

It's only natural that you'd find my Iroha-chan allure arousing!

You're so pent-up, your manometer's ready to burst!

And no one would blame you one bit!

This rotten female!

What are you doing here so early, anyway?!

You never come over in the morning!

Oh? I guess that means you haven't figured it out.

Look. You should be thanking me, really.

You always get up at 7:00 AM, like clockwork,

but it was 8:00 and you still hadn't read my brother's message,

so he sent me to check on you.

No... It can't be...

Did you change my clock to mess with me?

Even I wouldn't do anything that mean.

Also, why so dramatic? You just overslept a little.

I lost a whole hour! That's unthinkable!

T-Tell me, Iroha, is today actually a weekend or a holiday or something?

Nope! It's as weekday as they come!

I'm going for a health checkup. I might be seriously ill.

Need an appointment.

Any doctor who saw you like this would think you're sick in a different way.

Come on. Better hurry, or you'll be late.

Shit! I forgot!

How much of that was real?

There's no doubt that Mashiro told me she loved me.

I definitely remember that.

But how did I respond, and how did that change our relationship?

Who the hell is this?!

Also, does Mashiro really love me?

That doesn't seem like her at all.

No. I shouldn't question her feelings.

If I'm mistaken, that's fine.

I just need to play the fool.

But if it's true, ignoring her feelings would only hurt her.

Okay. I'll tell her sincerely how I feel.

Running late like this isn't so bad for a change, is it?

Just shut up and run!

Anyway, you sure are a conscientious guy.

You already overslept. You should've just shown up late.

Tardiness would cause unnecessary harm to my reputation.

I'd rather avoid it if possible.

You're always so serious.

I don't think anyone would blame you for being late just once.

Well, there's one other problem.

What's that?

I can't stand the idea of being lectured on punctuality by my shitty excuse of a teacher.

It's tough being a producer, huh?

Is this okay, though?

Should you be heading to school in the morning with me?

Why not? Nothing wrong with strangers on the street seeing us together.

I mean, it'd be a problem if President Tsukinomori saw us,

- but I doubt he'd be in this area. - That's not what I mean.

You'll give Mashiro-senpai the wrong idea.

D-Did you really just go there?

Look at you, you ladies' man!

What kind of teasing is that?

Being popular with girls isn't a problem!

Whoa, now! It's too soon to be getting a big head, Senpai!

They say if you're a virgin for too long,

you won't be able to take advantage of any chances you do get,

and you'll just go right back to repelling women!

And where did that info come from? Show me hard data!

To make sure you don't mess up your first time with Mashiro-senpai,

do you wanna practice on me?

You're not fooling me, moron.

Huh?

What?! That reaction's no fun at all!

You're supposed to blush and get all embarrassed!

If you want me to be embarrassed, try taking my virginity in my sleep.

Not that you can.

That sounds like a challenge!

I'll show you Iroha-chan's succubus powers!

Sure, bring it on!

I'll punch you in the womb tattoo to shut you up!

That's so violent!

Senpai sure is a tough nut to crack.

Well, I guess nothing's going to change at this rate.

Senpai! Wait up!

Hey, Mashiro...

Huh?

U-Um... About your message...

What gives you the right to speak to me?

H-Hey, what did I even do to you?

Nothing in particular.

But just hearing your voice makes me feel sick.

Don't talk to me.

Is this really the same person who confessed her love to me in that message?

Why are you ignoring me?

B-Because I'm embarrassed!

What are you looking at?

That's not the face of someone who loves me too much to look at me!

IT'S EMBARRASSING WHEN YOU STARE AT ME...

I DON'T WANT TO GET MY HEART BROKEN WHILE I'M IN THIS LAME UNIFORM.

I BOUGHT A GORGEOUS, SOPHISTICATED OUTFIT JUST FOR YOU TO SEE.

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE DAY I GET TO SHOW IT TO YOU.

Seriously, who the heck are you?

Doesn't look like anyone's tardy.

I'm glad you all appear to understand the importance of punctuality.

Like she can talk.

Just give me three... no, two more days!

She's never once met any of her deadlines.

Before we begin homeroom, I have an announcement for you all.

The National High School Drama Fair will be held in July.

The drama club I serve as advisor to will be participating,

but obviously, if we're in this, we're in it to win.

Thus...

To further solidify our drama club's chances of placing high,

we are recruiting new members.

But we have no need for weaklings.

If you're confident in your acting ability,

come see me.

That is all!

MY FRIEND'S LITTLE SISTER HAS IT IN FOR ME!

Aki, were you okay this morning?

Yeah, I just overslept a little.

That's rare for you.

There's been a lot going on. You must be wiped.

I hope you're not pushing yourself too hard.

It's that side of you that keeps me going, Ozu.

And don't push yourself too hard, either.

Without you, 05th Floor Alliance would fall apart, and that's no joke.

Sorry to bring this up when you're so tired...

Oh, that, huh?

This is the first draft that came in between last week and today.

You've read it already, right?

Yeah. It was pretty bad.

Right?

Especially this scene where the main heroine, who was grieving her friend's death,

suddenly regains her optimism thanks to the protagonist.

At least, that's how it should be,

but she ends up more emotionally unstable than optimistic.

It even turns into a musical in the middle for some reason.

I think they forgot that The Night the Black Goat Screamed is a horror game.

This is more of a sparkly love story for cute, happy people that just melts your brain.

Frankly, it sucks.

You think Sensei's suffering from burnout?

Maybe. It's totally different from anything that's come in before.

I'll try discussing it with Sensei.

Okay, thanks.

What?