The Big Fat Stone

HEY! EDDIE, OVER HERE!

WHAT ARE THEY MAKING?

WHAT ARE THEY 00?

DO YOU KNOW?

THEY GOT FISH AND CHIPS TOO, HUH?

WAS IT GOOD?

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER, ALRIGHT?

TAKE CARE, MAN.

FISH AND CHIPS, EH?

WHAT DID I MISS? FISH AND CHIPS?

SEE YOU TOMORROW, GUYS.

-TAKE CARE. GOD BLESS, MAN.

MR. VERSI?

YEAH. HEY, EDDIE. WHAT'S UP?

I THINK I DID GOOD TODAY.

YEAH?

LOOK WHAT I GOT.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.

I WASHED THEM ALL UP FOR YOU.

LET ME LOOK.

ARE THEY WORTH ANYTHING?

OH, YEAH. YOU GOT SOME GOOD ONES, EDDIE.

ALRIGHT!

GIVE YOU SOMETHING FOR THOSE.

HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

THAT'S A LOT. ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH. GET SOMETHING TO EAT, OKAY?

THANKS, MR. VERSI.

ALRIGHT, BUDDY.

BYE, THANKS.

ROGER! HOW ARE YOU?

SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.

I NEED FOOD. I NEED IT FAST.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT?

I GOT PEOPLE WAITING IN THE CAR.

NO MORE WHITEFISH.

LISTEN, I GOT THE BEST PASTRAMI, I JUST MADE IT.

THIS IS NEW? YOU'RE SURE?

SO HOW MANY DO YOU WANT?

THIS MUSTARD IS GOOD?

MUSTARD IS HOMEMADE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

IT'S MY MUSTARD.

I'M GONNA TAKE TWO OF THESE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL TAKE THREE.

THANK YOU.

ENJOY!

HOW MUCH DO I OWE YA?

GET OUTTA HERE! COME ON, ROGER.

I APPRECIATE IT. YOU KNOW I DO.

I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

NEXT.

I'LL BE BACK.

GOOD TO SEE YOU, MRS. GELSER!

HEY!

IT'S A BAGEL.

IT'S A BAGEL, THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S MY BAGEL. GET IN THE BACK.

I'M SORRY, MRS. GELSER.

DISGUSTING.

ENOUGH PASTRAMI TO COME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS.

WHAT'RE YOU EATING ALL THOSE SANDWICHES FOR?

WHAT'S YOUR FUCKIN' PROBLEM?

IT'S A SANDWICH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT.

THIS IS MY BUSIEST TIME. WHAT IS SO URGENT?

WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME HELP OUT THERE?

HIRE SOME HELP.

WHY SHOULD I HIRE SOMEONE TO AGGRAVATE ME?

I CAN AGGRAVATE MYSELF!

YOU'RE FUCKIN' AGGRAVATING ME.

LISTEN TO ME.

I'M YOUR MITZVAH AND YOURS TOO, UNDERSTAND ME?

I'M YOUR WINNING LOTTERY TICKET.

KEEP THIS NUMBER IN MIND -

18 THOUSAND CARATS, YOU UNDERSTAND?

WHAT?

18 THOUSAND CARATS, I SAID.

I TOOK ONE FOR THE FUCKING TEAM, OKAY?

I HAD TO FUCK THIS BROAD.

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? YOU'D FUCK A DEAD DOG.

REALLY.

IT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER.

SORRY I'M LATE.

I'M SORRY.

VERY BUSY AND.. SORRY.

IT'S ALRIGHT.

I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD COME.

I'M A MAN OF MY WORD.

IF I SAY I'LL COME I COME.

OF COURSE YOU ARE.

I'M, UM...

I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE.

GOOD EVENING.

WELCOME TO MOULIN ROUGE.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WATER?

PLEASE. THANK YOU.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WATER TOO?

NO, THANK YOU, I'LL STAY WITH THE WINE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

BAD LUCK.

WATER...

OH, OKAY.

I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK THAT I DRINK TOO MUCH

'CAUSE I DON'T DRINK A LOT.

DID I TELL YOU THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING

AT THE MUSEUM SINCE I GOT OUT OF SCHOOL?

I JUST ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK IN ARTIFACTS

AND I STARTED-

I ACTUALLY WANTED TO BE AN ARCHAEOLOGIST

AND DIG AND I LOVED EGYPT AND THAT KIND OF

ANCIENT STUFF, AND THE RUINS AND

I THOUGHT I'LL GET A JOB AT THE MUSEUM SORT OF AS

AN INTERNSHIP AND THEY HIRED ME RIGHT AWAY.

THEY SAID I WAS REALLY SMART AND I, YOU KNOW,

SORRY...

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A MENU?

NO, THANK YOU.

YOU WANT TO EAT SOME FOOD?

ARE YOU HUNGRY?

NO, I'M NOT HUNGRY.

I'M SO FULL, I HAD A BIG LUNCH TODAY.

I'LL WAIT. -YOU SURE?

YEAH.

LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ANYTHING.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

IT'S A LOVELY PLACE.

SO, ANYWAY...

THE MUSEUM IS GOING TO HAVE SOME

INCREDIBLE NEW THINGS COMING.

I'M SO EXCITED TO TELL YOU BUT I DON'T KNOW IF

I SHOULD TELL YOU OR NOT BECAUSE IT'S THE BIGGEST

NEWS THAT'S GOING TO COME OUT OF THIS MUSEUM.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.

IT SOUNDS...

JUST, UH...

TOMORROW WE'RE GOING TO FINALIZE ABOUT THIS GEM

COMING IN, THIS EMERALD THAT IS WORTH -

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

18 THOUSAND CARATS.

IT IS THE MOST PRECIOUS STONE IN THE WORLD.

18 THOUSAND CARATS?

MM HM.

AN EMERALD, A STONE?

AN EMERALD GREEN STONE.

BEAUTIFUL. YOU SHOULD SEE IT.

AND THE PUBLIC IS GOING TO SEE IT TUESDAY

BUT IT'S COMING IN ON SUNDAY.

WE ARE SO EXCITED.

THIS SUNDAY?

THIS IS BIG NEWS FOR YOUR MUSEUM.

THIS IS LIKE...

IT COULD BE THE BIGGEST THING FOR THE MUSEUM.

THIS IS AMAZING FOR YOU.

THANK YOU. I'M REALLY, REALLY

PROUD OF MY WORK IN THE MU-

18 THOUSAND CARATS?

LIKE A STONE.

IT'S THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

ANYWAY, SO THAT'S GOING TO COME FOR THE PUBLIC ON

TUESDAY AND THERE'S GOING TO BE A BIG CHARITY EVENT

INVOLVED WITH THE EXHIBIT.

SO, HERE'S TO THE EXHIBIT.

WOW- BAD LUCK.

CAN'T DO BAD LUCK.

THAT'S, UH...

EXCUSE ME.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH.

I JUST, UM... BE RIGHT BACK.

OKAY.

YES!

YOU!

YOU!

YOU OKAY?

MM. MM.

EXCUSE ME.

YOU HAVE GRAPE CHAMPAGNE?

ABSOLUTELY.

BRING TWO GLASSES AND A BOTTLE, PLEASE.

I'M HUNGRY. ARE YOU HUNGRY?

YES, ME TOO.

I'M STARVED.

VIC? I HAD THE BEST TIME I'VE EVER HAD

IN MY ENTIRE LIFE TONIGHT.

YOU MADE ME FEEL SO GOOD, LIKE...

LIKE A REAL WOMAN.