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Joey, so your mom has been telling me

that you're working on those big trucks

down there in Virginia. South Carolina.

It's North Carolina. Pass me the green beans.

Is that what you're gonna do in Iraq?

Afghanistan!

Sounds like it.

Is there whiskey in this stuffing?

The girls are sleeping,

so you have to be quiet.

Come in. Okay.

I want to run away with you.

Oh, yeah?

Where we going?

Canada.

Canada?

Well, we could be pot farmers...

in British Columbia.

Oh, we could learn French in Montreal.

We're already good at French kissing.

Damn straight.

Potatoes, too?

Yes.

What?

You know, I'm really gonna worry

about you, night and day.

You should have thought about that

before you took me to the recruiting center.

Where you going, hon?

I'm taking presents to Rayna's kids.

Could be Army.

Joey, the Army is going to pay for you to go to college.

You know, so you don't have to live this

$7.25-an-hour life that I have.

How much money have you got, Joey?

$636.

Okay.

So, um, so me, Nev and Hannie and your $336?

$636.

Okay, $636 are going to run away with you to Canada?

I could marry you in Canada right now.

Joey, I already am married.

Fudge.

I've got to fill their stockings.

I'm going to Canada, Rayna.

I really, more than anything, want you and the girls to come.

But I'm going either way.

Okay. I'll come.

Really?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah. I'll go to Canada with you!

Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Ah! Joey, you're the only girl in the family

that can carry a tune.

Dessert! Ah!

Ice cream is a-melting!

Hey, Moneybags. "Moneybags"?

Just because I bragged about getting a raise?

Um, I was wondering if I could borrow some cash.

How much?

Um, $200?

What?!

What the hell you need that much money for?