South Park

Towelie: I got some weed, and...

I don't know what's going on.

- Ugh! - Ugh!

Can you believe it, gang?

We've broken $300,000 selling weed.

Not to be a dick,

but I remember back when you, Sharon, and you, Shelley,

said buying a pot farm was a "stupid" idea.

Now we're living the dream.

You're living the dream. This is your dream.

You know, is it me

or are people starting to not be that stoked on Tegridy Farms?

Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?

You may not like that I do business with China,

but personally, I think you guys having a problem with China

is racist.

Now come on! Let's celebrate 300!

Who wants shots?

Shots?

No shots! No shots!

Eric, you have to be a big boy.

Big boys get a toy from the toy chest.

No, no, no, no, no!

- Eric, It's just a little prick. -

No, no, no! Nooooo!

Good boy, Eric!

Our school now has a very strict policy

when it comes to immunizations.

Everyone has to follow protocol or it puts everyone at risk.

I'm sorry, PC Principal. It's just that...

my little Eric really doesn't like shots.

Well, Eric, nobody likes shots. They're just a fact of life.

No, no. You don't understand.

I've taken him to the doctor every Friday

for the past four years.

They try to give him his shot,

but he gets scared and runs around,

and he squeals like a little pig.

The doctors try to catch him,

but Eric greases himself up so they can't.

I'm sorry, but my hands are tied here.

If Eric isn't immunized,

then he cannot go to this school.

Please! I've tried everything!

You have to let Eric go to school.

I work all day, and without school,

he'll just... he'll just have nothing!

What do you think's gonna be different next time you try?

If... If you could offer Eric something.

Sometimes when Eric is behaving this way,

I think of a gift or a treat of some kind.

Oh, that's a good idea.

Like, what are you thinking?

I don't know!

Like maybe exclusive use

of the tetherball pole at recess for the next two months?

Ooh, would that be possible?

What I care most about is the safety of the students,

so if you'll take your shots, then I'll agree.

Sweet. But, Eric, you really have to do it this time, okay?

When we're at the doctors, you can't change your mind.

I won't change my mind.

Eric, it's okay!

I'm sorry but I have a lot of other patients to see.

We'll just have to try again next week.

Come on, Eric. We're going home.

We're going home? You promise?

Let's go! Get in the car!

Wait, can I get a toy from the toy chest?

One toy, Eric!

Cool!

Yeah!

300!

Tegridy Farms! Hello, South Park!

Thanks for making Tegridy

the most profitable farm in Colorado!

We couldn't have done it without you, so here!

Here's some beads!

Here you go! Beads for everybody!

I've got $300,000!

Alright, China!

Butters: So, then I guess the school said Eric can't come here no more

and so he's been, like, kicked out.

Cartman can't go to this school anymore?

Yeah, he was actually kind of upset about it

because he said on the phone that he has to do

homeschooling with this really mean teacher.

Oh, my God. I don't know how long this will last,

but I'm gonna savor every minute.

Hey, guys! I'm back in school!

Everything worked out.

I'm allowed back, and it's all good!

You got your shots?

No, I don't have to get my shots ever!

And they can't do anything about it.

Because I'm a consciousness objector.

A conscientious objector?

Yeah, I told the school, I said, look you guys,

I happen to have... "religious, moral,

or philosophical convictions."

And-And I said I believe that "health and disease

should not be controlled by vaccination."

Those are my beliefs.

And besides, I don't want to risk immunizations

making me artistic.

Dude, Cartman, don't you know that if you don't get immunized

you actually put people at risk who... One second! One second!

Sorry. One second, gotta sneeze.

Oh, never mind. Never mind.

I'm sorry. What were you saying?

I'm saying that we all had to get shots

and, actually, if just one person doesn't...

Oh!

Snot web.

I'll be right back, you guys.

Can somebody get me a paper towel?

I got a snot web here.

Consciousness objector coming through.

Alright, everyone. Listen up.

I understand your frustration,

but a government organization like a school

cannot impose its will on a conscientious objector.

It's not safe for our kids to be in this school!

You do understand that up to 5% of kids with vaccines

can still be at risk.

Everyone has to do it, or it doesn't matter!

Yeah, I don't quite see how it's fair that

all the rest of our community agrees to this.

Why does one family get to have a problem with it?

I'm sorry.

It's just my strong, personal belief that

"among other things,

vaccines contain harmful ingredients.

Formaldehyde, aluminum and even Mercury."

Aw, come on, Mrs. Cartman, all major medical organizations

state that vaccines are safe!

The CDC, the FDA, UNICEF, and the US Department of Health!

Yes, yes, I know but...

"we can't even risk a 0.1% chance of vaccinations

making our children artistic."

Well, that's true.

There are enough artists in the world.

Look, I don't know what kind of mother

wouldn't vaccinate their child,

but it's putting everyone in danger, and that's why...

Then you try to catch him! You try it!

Don't you people criticize me

until you've taken Eric to the doctor,

and you've tried to hold him down!

I'm a good mother!

Don't you dare question if I care about my child!

Oh, shit.

O‐Of course you care.

Nobody likes seeing their child in pain.

Maybe... Maybe you should just let us take care

of getting Eric his shots.

You don't understand how hard it is.

We'll find a way to make it

completely painless for him, okay?

Alright, alright. Bring him in!

The little boy's room is upstairs.

Oh, I don't know if I can go through with this.

My little Eric is going to be so mad at me!

Look, by the time he knows what's happened,

it'll already be over.

Did you bring his boo‐boo present?

Yeah, yeah, come on. Thomas and Laura.

Okay? See? We got the present.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Hey, what's going on?

No, no! Nooo!

Oh! It'll just be for a second!