Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Yes-um?

Does this sweater make me look fat?

A little.

I don't get it. Zelda's clothes usually fit me fine.

Hilda! Coffees ready.

A-ha! Caught you.

Well I'm kind of hard to miss today.

What's with this sweater?

I put a spell on my clothes so you wouldn't borrow them without asking me.

A booby-trap!

You are so sneaky

You know it makes your legs look really thin.

Huh! It rubbed off?

Yes. I put a time release on it.

You'll be that way for an hour.

You never did learn to share.

Well I'd be happy to if you'd just learn to ask.

What are they arguing about?

Like I listen.

Cute sweater.

It's Zelda's. You might wanna ask her before you put it on.

I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

Look! it fits perfectly.

What's happened?!

Oh-no! She got you too.

The sweaters hexed!

Why can't I just live in a normal house?

Why can't a sweater just be a sweater?

Poor Sabrina.

Zelda! Could you give me a hand here?

Of course.

1x15. Hilda and Zelda the teenage years

Are you kidding? I'd love to meet the Violent Femmes. When? Where?

Well they'll be signing CD's at Music City in Boston tonight at midnight.

Midnight! That's perfect. I have no conflicting plans.

But I still have to ask my aunts.

Just tell them what I told my parents. It's an astrology field trip.

Don't you mean astronomy?

Wow, they're paying even less attention than I thought.

This'll be so much fun. You, me and the Violent Femmes.

You're going to see the Violent Femmes?

Yeah.

You have to let me come with you.

I will do anything to meet Gordon Gano.

You know I hate this word but... Please?

The more the merrier.

All right, you can come.

Thanks! This is so great. I love the Violent Femmes.

You're going to see the Violent Femmes? Can I come too?

No! Jeez Gordie, you can't just invite yourself along.

I thought you just said 'The more the merrier'?

Twist my words, why don't you.

Look. It's my car and I say any Femmes fan is welcome.

So Gordie, you're in.

Cool!

Cool!

Cool!

Shotgun!

Boston? Midnight? Rock band?

It sounds kind of dangerous.

Oh but it's not! It's totally save.

What's the name of the band again?

The Violent Femmes.

Which is completely ironic because there aren't even any Femmes in the band,

let alone violent ones.

Look. Maybe if you had some adult supervision.

Hilda and I could go along?

That'd be the most embarrassing thing ever. I can't show up with old people!

Now don't try sweet-talking us.

You know what I mean. Come on, don't you trust me?

We do, but there are lots of sicko's out there that we don't.

And there's always peer-pressure which can cloud your judgement.

So in other words. You trust me but you don't trust me.

I'm glad our position is clear.

You have to let me go!

Not without adult supervision.

Then I can't go. You guys ruin everything.

We ruin it because we care.

It's so hard.

I wish there was some sort of compromise.

There must be some way to make us all happy. She could...!

No.

Or we could...!

No!

Or what if...!

This stinks!

If it was up to them I'd stay in my room and never have fun.

I'm a house pet, it's hard for me to sympathise.

Hey! Have you checked out the dust bunnies under your bed?

They're fun.

What?

There's someone here to see you.

Who?

Open the door.

Surprise!

Do I know you?

Don't you recognise us?

I'll give you a hint.

That was it.

Oh my god. What are you guys up to?

We know you objected to adult supervision but how do you feel about...

teenage supervision?

You'd go with me to the Violent Femmes?

Yes. Your friends'll never know and you wont have to be embarrassed.

Just incredibly weirded-out.

Aw! This body pinches.

Don't slouch.

So,

what d'ya think?

I don't know.

I mean for one thing your voices do not sound like normal teenagers.

We can change that.

Is this better?

And how about me?

Oops, wrong direction.

There we go.

Not bad. Maybe this could work.

Far-out!

Swell!

Ah! The word is... Cool.

Cool!

Cool!

Cool!

Cool!

That is so creepy.

What are you doing? Harvey'll be here any minute.

I was just making us some snacks.

Hey! I can take stairs two at a time.

Is that what you're planing to wear?

Why not?

Here, try this.

Hey,

don't I look...

Cool.

Next.

My midriff is showing!

You're sixteen, it's okay.

I am not leaving this house dressed like a hussy!

You are or you're not going.

It's Harvey! Let's go!

Now remember. You're my extremely shy cousins Hilda and Zelda.

Wait!

No-one would name their kids that. Okay,

you're Hillary and you're... Zellary.

Zellary?

Yeah. You're parents were hippies. Go!

It's very uncomfortable in here.

Yes but we're teenagers. We don't care.

Can you turn the music down? It's a little hard to take.

It's the Violent Femmes.

Oh! I love them. Turn it up.

Hands back on the wheel! Ten and two! Ten and two!

Jeez! Someone took drivers ed' a little too seriously.

She's right you know.

I'm always saying that to people but they just don't listen.

Fools.

Gordon Gano. Gordon Gano. Gordon Gano.

What are you doing?

Reminding myself why I'm in this clown car.

Gordon Gano...

Just think. The Violent Femmes are breathing this same air.

Cool!

Cool!

...Cool? It's down-right cold, and where are the guys?

Shouldn't they have parked the car by now?

And why isn't this bakery open?

Stop complaining. This is what we drove here for.

How smart! Libby brought a book.

'The Magic Within' Now what's that about?

I'm going to cast a spell on Gordon Gano.

A spell? Like witchcraft?

Oh please. That's just twaddle.

This is a self-help book.

It teaches you how to summon your feminine powers.

That's the magic within.

Hence the title.

And if it works, when I meet Gordon Gano he wont be able to resist me.

What d'ya mean?

Well you'll have to shell out the twelve ninety-five for the details

but I learned how to do this thing with my eyes that will bring any man under my spell.

Does it go something like this?

No.

And I'm not going to waste my powers by showing you.

In fact I'm supossed to start conserving my energy now.

Hey, there they are!

Who? I can't see.

It's Harvey and Gordie.

Man! This line is really long.

Wow Libby, you look cool!

Thanks.

Wait, did Gordie say that?

He knows nothing about cool.

Oh that is so cute.

I wish I'd brought my camera.

What are you doing?

Well I thought you might be cold.

Actually I'm-I'm warm! In fact I'm even feeling a little flushed.

I'm cold. Perhaps because I'm barely dressed?

Oh would you like my scarf?

Thank you Gordie. How kind.