Shaolin Popey II: Messy Temple (笑林小子2：新烏龍院)

Yellow Lemon and Red Lemon

are the outstanding killers

They appear in front of a big moon

The moon is like a lemon

It hangs in the sky

Yellow Lemon

do you know why you're invited here?

It's so simple

since I am a special killer

A killer who kills hands

I want you to go to Messy Temple

get the hand of Master Min-pik

What will you pay?

I promise, you'll have as many lemons as you want

Deal

Who did it?

I did

I haven't heard the name of this killer

A big hole

Help me

Alright

Sew it, hold on

You want me to mend this new cloth for you?

Don't think that I'd buy any new cloth for you

The sun rises

Open the eyes, lie in bed

The sun rises

Get up early

What're you doing?

Please lend me your teeth

No

Alright

Ok, I will lend it to you

You'd have lent me earlier

It's your turn

Your turn

It's fixed

Waxen't it

Master, it's alright

Damn it, I want to break it

Shit

I don't want you to say such things

Hurry up, clean it quickly

Who taught you to clean like this? You lazy bone

Take it. Clean the floor

Good morning, Master

You shouldn't fool around early in the morning

Cut the plant

It's fixed, Master, it's done

Who let you be that lazy?

You deserve to be punished

You shouldn't do this

What a beautiful moon!

I'd like to teach you the Wonderful Air Stance

Senior, it's going to be 5 am go to sleep

Shit! I am in good mood

don't spoil my mood

Breathe in

Fart

It stinks

The theory of Air Stance is based on respiration

The fresh air rises

the polluted air descends

When you reach the top standard

you can break through 2 valves

Senior, which 2 valves?

Nostril and asshole

When they are through

you breathe with nose and fart through asshole

Breathe and fart so a great force is created

This is so call 'Essence Absorption Stance'

Breathe in

Fart

It stinks

Breathe again

If we practise such stance

why don't we go to sleep?

Go to sleep

Do you have a good sleep?

What a poor student

I am just sitting here to repent

I wanna fool you

Asshole, you have improved

You are great

Wonderful

Siu-long, it's your turn

What's the matter?

Senior, you can do this?

Something is added, eat this

Come and eat

So thin, I don't want to eat this

Why? Come on, eat it...

Don't move

Eat this

This is better

Wait

Nothing. Eat now

Wait

Nothing, my fart doesn't stink

Come and eat

It stinks!

Let's go for donation

Great

Let's go for donation

Don't move

Two swordsmen are fighting

in the forest ahead

Can you hear that?

One in black suit and the other in blue suit

You can hear the color too?

I won't believe in you...

It's so simple

Open your eyes, and look ahead

Who is nice and who is nasty?

The one in blue is a good man

How do you know that?

He is Adam Cheng he's acted as good man for 20 years

He has never acted as nasty guy

You're right

Alright, I am going to beat the nasty guy

What are you doing?

I just want to beat the nasty guy

Damn you! We are making movie!

Movie?

Right! What are you doing? We are making movie

Do you know how much

we need to take a movie? Damn it

Why do you scold us? We know nothing

Actor, I didn't act well in the previous shot

let's take another one

Yes, sorry, take a rest

You're so lucky

the main character is helping you

Or, you can't afford to pay our loss

Damn it, get lost!

Disappear now

Damn it, I want this film

to get the Oscar Award, damn it

Have some tea

Thank you

You come out for donation?

Yes...

King yee, give them $2,000

You are very smart

Give them $2,000 more

Thank you, master, thank you...

Master said, woman is trouble

Wine is poison

fish and meat are the enemies of us

Delicious

So, we should go against them

Well, let's destroy them

Great. Yeah

Master, thank you

See you

I tell you, we'll eat whenever we see them again

Be careful, don't wake Master up

Get up

Senior, where are you?

I am here

Where?

Under your feet

What's the matter?

Sorry...

Don't you look underneath?

You stepped on me

Why don't you go through the door?

What's up? Do you se a ghost?

Come back

Master...

So naughty!

You are not obedient enough!

You monkeys

You always mess up

Please be merciful

I love you

Be merciful

You are senior

Got it? I said, I love you

then he is not going to beat me

You should learn from...

I want to take good care of you

What is love? Why does love drive men crazy?

Get up

What are you doing?

I can't sleep?

Do you want to infect me?

I am in love

I know a girl, she wrote to me

What is this?

This is me, this is my lover

she wants to meet me

So childish!

What'll I do?

Reply her letter

I don't know writing letter

Let me help you

What's this?

This is OK

You're more childish