Get Even

Huge rock coming up.

Brake right, brake right!

-Go! -I'm nearly there.

Argh!

-Yes! -We did it, yes!

We did it! We did it!

OK, but it's getting late here.

Have a good day at school, Margot.

Goodnight, guys.

-Bye. -Bye!

Hi.

-Hey. -Hey. Um...

-Can I ask you something? -Yeah.

Do you like pretzels?

-I'm only human. -I suspected this much.

Um, it's pretzel day at lunch

so I thought I'll buy you one.

Aren't they free?

I mean, it's the thought that counts.

The thought is good.

I was also wondering, um...

..I don't know if you maybe, one time this week,

wanted to get, like, a coffee or something.

-No. -Oh, right.

-Sorry. -No, yeah, sure.

-I'll see you. -Yeah, see you.

Oh, don't cry about it, Rivers.

With all due respect, this is a police matter.

I'm not going anywhere until I've done my job.

Right, well, talk to Mrs Baggot. She'll find you somewhere.

Ah, come in.

Right, Deringer, detention.

Very original.

Since you've made PE your free period,

I'm going to take yours - every one this week.

I mean, you've clearly got a lot going on right now,

so why don't we just let this one slide?

Don't worry, you'll have company.

Kavanagh.

Chairs are for sitting in - use them.

Phones.

My dad doesn't let me bring mine to school.

Write an essay about the opportunities

available to you at Bannerman -

the opportunities that you miss out on when you skip class.

I don't suppose I could request a private room?

Five pages minimum by the end of today.

Hardly a nutritious food group.

Have you ever shut a door on something without thinking?

Nope. Consider every option, that's my motto.

I thought "live fast, die young" was your motto.

Recent events have made me value growing old.

Good.

So...share.

What's this golden opportunity you've turned away?

Logan asked me to go for coffee.

And you said no because...

..you don't see him that way?

No.

I said no because I don't know how to say yes.

See you later, Ed.

What are you hiding, Ronny?

As promised.

Thanks.

Um...

Sorry if I made things weird earlier.

No, it's not you.

Right, so you just don't like having coffee after school?

I guess not.

I mean, is it like a parents thing or just an American thing?

It's a Margot thing.

Right.

Yeah.

I'll, um...

I'll leave you to it.

How long's it been now?

-Literally seven minutes. -Ugh!

Oh, I forgot you were like this.

-Like what? -Like you cannot sit still.

I'm better than I was.

Do you remember when we were eight?

I tried to jump off the roof onto the trampoline.

Yeah. At the Mitfords' summer garden party, I remember.

I mean, I definitely could have made it.

I've seen YouTube videos that make me very glad we stopped you.

You're not going to stop being annoying, are you?

Probably not.

OK, fine. Grab those pieces of paper.

-What, these? -Bring them over.

Thank you. We're throwing them into that bin. You go first.

OK, here we go.

I've been working out loads. Obviously my arms are tired.

Yeah. Yeah, keep practising.

-Ugh, that looks... -Creepy and wrong?

-Why did Ronny have it? -Cos he's creepy and wrong.

Well, he has used incriminating photos of people before.

Is this what he was using to blackmail Creed?

We can't let Creed get away with this.

We couldn't go to the police with just this - wouldn't be enough.

OK, look, it's Cam so there's going to be more than one photo.

Yeah, she'll have at least 400 of the same selfie.

Yeah. So, maybe we should see what else is on her phone.

She keeps it in the back pocket of her bag.

I could get it if I had some sort of distraction.

Fight!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

-Who do you think you are? -Oh, I'm sorry, Princess.

Seriously, what is your problem?

You're so entitled, it's annoying. Ooh!

I'm entitled?

Have you taken a look in the mirror recently?

Clearly not as much as you.

Have you ever actually considered having a personality?

- Savage! -Have you ever, I don't know,

maybe considered not being a budget Billie Eilish?

Do you know what's interesting about you, Olivia?

Your IQ is the exact same as your dress size.

Ooh!

One more word, Deringer, and you'll be dealing with me, not her.

Amber, it's fine. It's not worth it. Just leave it.

"Budget Billie Eilish"? That was savage.

Hey.

I'll put it in your bag when we get out.

I'm still not sure I'm OK with this.

We need you.

I know what it's like to have everyone know your secrets.

It's not like that. You don't have to go through it. Just unlock it.

Get into pairs, please.

-You caught him yet? -Who says it was a him?

See you later, Deringer.

-Ah. -Don't.

-What? -Don't say anything.

-I'm not! -I hate you.

-So, how was your day? -It's not funny.

I've got to spend my whole week with someone

that's essentially a rock with hair.

Oh, come on. He at least has the mental capacity of a slug.

OK, there was a moment where I saw this light behind his eyes,

as if there was a human in there somewhere,

but, no.

It's like that bit in the rom-com,

you know, where they hate each other at first,

but, then, forced together through circumstance, they fall in love.

I hate you so much.

You know, like, to the moon and back, it's like that...

-Yeah. -With hate instead of love.

Oh, that's cute.

Margot! Margot, come on, we've got to go.

OK, settle down, please. Settle down.

Take your seats. Thank you very much.

I know it's a weird time to be casting the play

but a distraction like this could really help people.

I know it's helping me.

The show must go on so...

..obviously, Antonio is Logan.

Woo!

And is clearly dedicated to the role.

-OK... -I didn't know if I should come over.

I didn't know if you'd want me to.

Oh, I did. I do.

So...

So, were you planning on hiding back here the entire rehearsal?

-Pretty much, yeah. -Cool.

Do you want the guided tour?

OK.

That guy there is Christopher.

He is the director and my oldest friend.

Lovely, doesn't bite.

-No, but she does. -True.

But in this space, she actually isn't queen of the universe.

-Cariola is Amber. -The maid?

-It's made for you. -There we go.

And drum roll please.

The Duchess is...

..Olivia!

What about her?

She is Amber's sidekick.

She's kind of like the posh, rich, shallow type.

She's definitely the best actress, though.

-She's actually really talented. -Good to know.

Hey, they're harmless really.

I actually think you'd probably quite like them,

aside from the obvious.

-Amber. -Are you kidding me?