Spies in Disguise

Walter, have you seen my tweezers?

Um, sorry. Did you need that mug?

I needed that coffee.

So...

Unitee... What you making, bud?

A gadget for you

to wear on patrol. Oh.

It's the perfect tool to keep you safe.

This button makes a really loud sound

to incapacitate your enemies.

Like that.

This one can wrap you in an inflatable hug

so no one can hurt you. A-ha.

And this one is for when you're outnumbered.

You just hold out your hand and say, "Stop!"

And boom!

Glitter cloud!

And the bad guys will leave you alone.

Oh! Because glitter makes people happy?

Because the refracted light

causes the enterochromaffin cells

to release serotonin.

Yeah, glitter makes people happy.

Let's try it out.

Remember how you told me

not to take apart your cell phone?

Walter Beckett, you took apart my...

Still wanna kill me?

No. Just the opposite.

Then it works!

I also wanna add some kitten visuals

to trigger the orbitofrontal cortex.

11-A-25,

Code Six, 104 North.

Hon, I gotta go.

Time for my shift.

Be good for Gram, okay?

Uh, I'll come with you.

I can finish this on the way.

You won't even know I'm there.

What you need to do is get ready for school.

Oh, Mom, school's boring.

And the kids think I'm weird.

Weird?

Hey, look at me.

What's wrong with weird?

The world needs weird.

Listen, I'm out there keeping the neighborhood safe.

But one day, your ideas...

your gadgets...

are gonna keep the world safe.

And everybody will wish they were as weird as you.

You think?

I know.

Now, give me a non-inflatable hug.

Love you, partner.

I promise I'll always have your back.

Team Weird?

Team Weird.

Man, it's cold!

Hey, fellas.

Special Agent Lance Sterling.

How you livin'?

Whoa, okay, okay.

Everybody good?

I'm just gonna take his gun

and I'm gonna toss it to that snowman.

And while you're both looking all confused,

trying to figure out what's going on...

- I'm just gonna knock you out. - Huh?

Ugh.

He didn't deserve that.

Rats with wings.

I'm in position.

What is your situation?

Just getting a visual...

now.

10 o'clock.

Katsu Kimura.

Everybody's favorite arms dealer.

There. That briefcase is your objective.

Inside is the M9 Assassin.

The first semi-autonomous attack drone,

powered by atmospheric energy.

Never shuts down,

never stops pursuing its target.

They stole it from our covert weapons lab.

Uh, Director Jenkins,

he's got incoming.

Detecting 70 extra hostiles around the perimeter.

I don't want another mess like Kyrgyzstan.

Lance, listen to me. You've got 70 yakuza incoming.

Stand down.

That's better odds than I usually get.

No! Do not engage.

This time, you need to wait for the backup team.

Team?

I fly solo.

Wait. Lance, listen to...

I think he cut off...

I get it! Yeah, great,

that's right. Sorry.

The buyer is here. Go!

Huh.

Uh-oh.

Guess it's time to introduce myself.

Huh?

You know how you can tell

when you're the world's greatest spy?

Sterling.

Lance Sterling.

Everyone knows the name.

I'mma need that case.

Over my dead body.

Just 3 ounces of pressure to the vagus nerve...

and then look at your boy.

Sleepy night-night.

Hey, you mind giving me a hand?

Hey, come on.

What was it? The hand joke?

You don't remember me, do you?

What can I say? I meet a lot of bad guys.

I'm gonna show you pain that you can't imagine.

Make it hurt.

I don't think that subtitle was in my favor.

Okay. Oh, okay.

You wanna do it the hard way? Let's go, then.

Let's do it the hard way.

It's about to get messy.

Aw.

What the...

Ooh.

Hey, don't take the loss so hard.

I mean, you did great.

And you got to meet Lance Sterling.

Next. Okay, put everything in the bin.

Yes, come through.

- Oh! He's coming. - Wow. Here he comes!

Yes,

your eyes aren't deceiving you.

Yep, it's him.

Thank you, thank you.

Looking good, Agent Sterling!

Hey, not looking so bad yourself.

Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah, you know what? Go ahead back to work.

Go ahead back to work. It's too much.

It's probably the right amount.

But still go back to work.

Still go back to work.

You're so crazy.

What's up, Sterling?

Lucas!

My name's Dave.

There you go. Good to see you.

Morning, sir.

Fellas, give it to me.

Dude, did you see that? Never wash that hand again.

I feel stronger. Like, I legit feel stronger.

Can I hold it? Yeah.

Dude from Accounting. Thanks for the win, Sterling.

Keep my money right. Keep my money right.

Go ahead, man. All right.

Hey, welcome back, Lance.

Thank you, thank you.

Aw, he's the most adorable agent ever!

Somebody gonna get it.

Oh! Agent Sterling.

Walter Beckett.

Weirdo.

Unitee loves you.

All right, Unitee.

Imagine...

a hydrothermal explosion is about to melt your face off.

But what's this?

A gadget that can surround you in a pressurized pocket

of safety?

"Can it work?" It hasn't yet, but maybe.

Here we go.

Session number nine, test 30... Oh!

Oh, hey, Terrance.

Tonight's the season finale of Hearts in Seoul.

I sent you an e-vite.

I, uh...

You just click "accept" in your...

Agent Sterling.

Uh... Hi, wow. Uh, Walter Beckett.

Pleasure to meet...

Aw.

You used it.

You touched my stuff.

Okay, okay. Look, I know it's non-traditional, but...

Feel me here, little man.

So, I'm out there...

and I'm saving the world, doing big things.

That's what I do. Mmm-hmm.

And the way I do it...

is to have my things

do the things I expect my things to do.

Yep. Ow.