A Million Little Things

Who am I gonna live with?

I don't think Katherine's gonna give me joint custody.

Previously on "A Million Little Things"...

Hey, Pop. - Rome, Regina got hurt!

They're taking her to the hospital now!

Everybody loves Steven. Where you guys at?

We're at a place where we're raising a kid together.

He's always gonna be in my life

as the father of my son.

And that's all that is.

I'm not worried about leaving Theo alone with you

because you're in a wheelchair.

It's because you're an addict.

I would like Eddie to move in with me,

and I'll be around any time you think it's okay

for Theo to come visit.

My wife is really hurting, and she's too upset

to accept what Sophie said--

that what happened to her might've happened to Layla.

Now I'm not sure.

Night, Danny.

Night.

Hey, Sophie.

Uh, w-what are you doing here?

You wanted to ask me something.

Yeah.

Uh...

Uh, L-Layla, I was...

wondering why you...

No. No. No.

No. No. No. No! No! No!

No!

Carter, I have to get Theo over to Eddie's,

and it's the weekend.

What's so urgent?

I just need you to weigh in

on something super quick.

Which picture do you prefer--

librarian who's willing to let the library get a little noisy,

or flirty golf instructor

who wants to show you her back nine?

First of all, no.

And what is this for?

Your Flir10 account.

It's the new Tinder, but not as Tindery.

Carter, I don't need a dating app.

I have a date today.

And Alan is top notch.

Of all the eligible bachelors you've met

between home and the office, he's the leading brand,

but you're just getting divorced.

You don't have to be in the market for a new car

to take a test drive.

So, vroom, vroom!

Huh? Let's--

Let's browse a little, shall we?

Now, I set the filter so it'll show you people

within a 10-mile radius.

First up--

Oh, hello.

Carter, that's a woman.

Oh, yeah, well, I mean, you've been with Eddie

the whole time I've known you, so I wasn't sure.

What I'm not hearing is a hard no.

We'll circle back.

Ooh, and next, we have Alan.

He looks like your Alan.

That is my-- That is Alan.

Ooh.

What is he doing on Flir10?

O-Okay, first of all, you are also on it.

Because you put me on it!

And it's a good thing I did, or you never would have known

that he is on this skanky dating app.

Goodbye!

Yes, I was just talking to somebody,

then they disappeared.

What do you think?

Has he gone crazy, or is he on the phone?

Oh, can somebody please help me?

Huh. Could go either way.

Cool apartment.

Yeah, make yourself at home, little dude.

Well, I hope you can help me.

Oh, hi, guys.

Hey, sorry, I'm on the phone.

One sec.

How do we know there's someone on the other end of the call?

Oh, we don't.

Hey, uh, both rooms are taken.

Where am I sleeping?

Actually, we thought you and Theo

could do a camp-out in the living room.

That's right. Because I like you--

don't be jealous-- I went to Target,

and I got you and Theo these awesome air mattresses

that have-- wait for it-- cup holders.

What? - !Really?

They're really cool.

Come on. I'll show you.

Um, what about the Belmont store?

You have anything in stock there?

Yes, I will hold again.

You upgrading the wheelchair to a jetpack?

I think it's smart.

If you crash, you just end up back in the wheelchair.

No. I promised Theo I'd get him "Max Throttle 4".

Didn't you pre-order that like two weeks ago?

Yes, I did, but apparently,

they're back-ordered six weeks,

and so far, every place I've called is sold out.

Okay. Let's breathe,

because it's just a game, right?

No, Gary, it is not just a game.

This is Theo's first visit since Katherine and I split,

and this is just another promise that I can't keep.

Great. Now I gotta tell him.

Hello?

Hey, Dad.

Hey, buddy. Oh! - Missed you.

Me, too, pal.

Hey, Katherine.

Hey.

Where is-- Right here.

Just stayin' hydrated.

Hey, Dad, did you get the game?

Mom let me save yesterday's screen time for today.

Listen, T, I ordered it two weeks ago,

but apparently, they are out of stock.

But I am calling every store in Boston

to see if I can find it.

It's okay, Dad.

I know you tried.

Theo, come on!

You have to see this!

This mattress has cup holders!

Okay.

You look nice.

Of course, I'd probably say that to anyone

not wearing drawstring pants.

Uh, thanks.

I...

I-I have a meeting.

Thought I'd get some work done

while Theo's here.

Smart.

Um, does it still work for you guys

if I pick up Theo tomorrow at noon?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's perfect.

Okay, thanks.

Um, I'll-- I'll see you guys tomorrow.

Have fun, T!

Bye!

Come on. I gotta go, too.

Steven and I are getting together to talk about Liam.

I'll walk you out. Bye. Oh.

Have fun on your big date!

What? Eh, I-- - It's not a date.

I'm just getting together with my ex

for our quarterly orgy. - Ha!

Relax. - It's just sex.

It's just great sex.

I want to hear all about it later!

Aaaand I took the bit too far.

Don't forget the-- Oh, my God!

You scared the crap out of me! Sorry.

What are you even doing here?

You have a concussion. You should be resting,

not giving me a heart attack.

I am resting.

Yeah, "I'm resting."

I'm just...

...kicking back.

You know, watching my favorite cooking show

called "That Is-- That's a Lot of Oil".

Okay, you know what? You're done.

Please keep your arms and legs

inside the ride at all times.

There you go. - Come on.

I can't just sit here all day doing nothing.

Okay, look, you want to make yourself useful?

Mm-hmm. - Why don't you check on the status

of our relief loan?

I just heard from the sous chef at Roberta's.

Theirs came through last week.

I'll check on that right now.

And you watch it with the oil.

Mm-hmm. Uh...

So, big meeting, huh?

When are you and Alan getting together?

I just didn't want to say it in front of Eddie.

Could you tell?

Only completely.

Oh, God, I panicked. I'm so nervous.

I mean, this is my first "first date"

in over 12 years.

Well, it's not really a first date.

You guys are friends.

It's not like you met on some dating app.