Wicked Mom's Club (Mom Wars)

Carl?

I'm so sorry.

We should be a family.

You know that.

I'm so sorry... for everything.

Please forgive me.

I'm a great mom.

I'm a great mom.

I'm a great mom.

Guess I'll be adding that to the list.

Hey, Doug, what's up?

Again? You just got back.

It's fine, it's fine, um...

She's getting ready for her big day tomorrow anyway.

Here she is.

Hey, Dad.

Listen, I'm-I'm afraid that

I can't see you this weekend.

I've gotta go to Chicago.

Oh...

Okay.

But when I get back,

we'll do whatever you wanna do, okay?

Uh, yeah, yeah.

I'll see you when you get back.

I love you, sweet pea.

Love you too.

Bye.

You okay?

I'm fine.

Like you said, I gotta get ready for my big day tomorrow.

Getting excited?

No.

Come on, it's your first day.

No? You're nervous.

Seniors, just a friendly reminder...

- Hey, don't play with... - Ha, I'm sorry.

Stop.

...prom tickets are still available.

So, where is this front office?

- I don't know. - Any idea?

- You looking for the office? - Yes.

- It's this way. - Thank you.

You gotta be careful.

You've got that new mom scent.

Her last school was dr off and go,

so I'm not used to such heavy parental involvement.

Oh, you have no idea.

- I'm Suki. - Hi.

Mandy. This is Riley.

- Ninth grade? - Yeah.

I've got one in ninth grade too.

- Oh. - Zailey.

Mandy Wallace.

- Yes. - Good luck.

Olivia Peterson.

- Hi. - Momager of the team.

Coach Shaw couldn't make it,

so I'm your welcoming committee.

And you must be Riley.

Aren't you gorgeous?

This is my daughter Chelsea.

She's into gymnastics too.

So, my mom said you just moved here.

Yeah, from the city.

Is that where you got those boots?

Yeah, from Wicker Street.

See, Mom, people do shop there.

Ah, I'm such a mean mom.

Coach Shaw asked me to give you these before practice.

Uh, Riley's not sure she wants...

No. Um, I'll go.

Why don't you take Riley to Homeroom?

You can't be late on your first day.

I'll pick you up after practice.

Looks like she's right at home here.

You're a lifesaver.

Things were pretty shaky on the way over.

Oh, teenagers.

So, I've heard great things about this school.

Yeah, it's great.

We have our issues, too.

Like cliques, for example.

With a group of high school kids,

isn't that kind of unavoidable?

I was talking about the moms...

Madam President.

...of the PTA.

You really need to talk to Principal Marcus again

about the dress code.

Because I don't want my husband seeing that

when he drops Paige off for school.

'Cause he gets plenty of that when he's watching online porn.

Ah.

These are my girls.

Colleen and Reyna.

Hi, I'm Mandy.

Mandy's one of us.

Well, except for being

impeccably dressed at 8:00 a.m.

Don't worry, Olivia will help you with that.

Come on, I'll show you around.

Thanks.

So, how's Havenhurst?

It's good so far,

everyone's really welcoming.

- Great, good. - Yeah.

So...

Tell me about this, uh, account that you landed.

You're never gonna believe it.

- What? - Oh, thank you, Sarah.

Um, Health Corp Global.

You're kidding me. You're kidding me!

They stay with their ad agency for years.

I know, I'm still pinching myself.

Oh, my gosh.

So, they want a multi-platform campaign

to get into the family market.

And I want you to write lead copy.

- I would love to. - Yes.

Um, is it okay if I still work from home, though?

I mean, with the move, and with Riley

and everything, it's just...

Absolutely. No explanation needed.

- Okay. - Take a look at the file.

- And we'll strategize. - Mm-hmm.

Sounds good.

- But first, coffee. - Yes.

Hi, uh, these bulbs keep burning out.

Is thenother brand that I could try?

- Um, let me go check. - Thanks.

My guess is there's something wrong with your fixture.

Said the strange man behind you.

Um, is there somewhere

that I can find a new fixture around here?

Something on the off-beat side?

- On the off-beat side? - Mm-hmm.

Um...

There's a store called

"Feather Your Nest" on Main.

It's got some pretty eclectic stuff.

Okay. Thanks, I'll check it out.

Uh, pardon me.

- Hi. - Hey, mama.

I was just about to head to practice.

Doesn't that end at six?

Oh, we always go early.

You should come hang out, the girls just love having groupies.

Uh, I'm not really sure that Riley fits in that category.

Chelsea was resistant at first,

but... since I started showing up,

we have gotten... so close.

Alright, what the hell, um,

give me fifteen.

- Actually, make that twenty. - Great, see you there.

Okay, bye. Thanks.

- Whoa. - Whoo!

Chelsea is amazing.

Number one. Star of our team.

She's definitely gonna make it to state this year.

My Paige, however, is a disaster.

Please, mine is the biggest disaster.

- Taylor, stop slouching. - Okay, Riley.

- Show us what you got. - Oh, Riley's up next.

Uh, she's just getting back into it.

She took eight months off.

Really great job, Riley.

Wow, she's really good.

Do you think she's better than Chelsea?

Yeah, I think so.

Uh.

I think it was too soon for her to try to tackle that.

She'll nail it next time.

- Yeah. - Nice work, ladies.

Let's take five.

Mom, what are you doing here?

You know, just hangin' with the moms.

Mrs. Wallace.

I'm Eileen Shaw.

Mandy, please. It's so great to finally meet you.

Riley has magnificent form.

Now, I know why she placed so high in her division.

Well, it's nice to see her out there having fun again.

Riley, wow, you're really good.

Are you girls reading that ridiculous blog again?

The "Pain Inside" blog.

A teen writes anonymously about her pain-filled life.

The girls are obsessed with it.

"I feel so much pressure to be perfect all the time."

Why do you read this garbage?

It's not garbage.

And it's not just us.

The "Pain Inside" blog has

more than one million followers.

- Wow. - Yeah.

She writes from the dark place

of inner pain.

It's so cool.

Okay, that's enough, ladies.