The White Lotus

Surprise!

Oh, my god, look at her face!

Seriously, Belinda, you should have your own wellness center.

I'm someone who could make that happen.

I got asked out.

He's with a group from Black Lives Matter.

Yeah, that's the Bureau of Land Management.

Now, that makes sense.

You work for the same assholes that stole from you.

I gotta make a living.

I cheated on your mother once.

Are those the 75,000-dollar bracelets?

You put us on a boat with a crazy lady

who's having some kind of fucking memorial service.

She might've mentioned that, but I--

I want to speak to your boss.

I wanna get you naked.

Let's party tonight.

Armond?

Hey. -Hey.

What's up? -Sorry. I couldn't get away.

Come on. I got a surprise for you.

So, uh, I found us an empty room and, uh...

I stole a master out of one of the housekeeper's carts.

-Really? -Yeah.

God. Shit.

Are we gonna get in trouble?

I thought I'd locked the door. Fuck.

All right. Well, see ya on Wednesday?

You mean tomorrow? You're on second shift.

You said I could pick my own shifts.

-You said a bunch of shit. -I forget what I said.

Well, I didn't. You owe me.

Uh, apron.

-You'll need that. -Bye.

Is that the face you make when you catch a fish?

When I catch a good one.

Do you leave this weekend like you said?

Oh, shit. It's the cigars.

-You okay? - Yeah.

Let's hang out later, okay?

Like when, do you think?

Uh... I'm not sure. I'll-- I'll try you.

I-- I gotta get some water.

I can't believe you're leaving soon.

I just-- I want you to stay.

I know.

But it's not up to me. It's my friend's family.

Your friend... she's a jerk.

What?

What about her?

Well... -Tell me.

After the show, she came up to me,

and she was kind of, like, batting her eyes

and sticking out her tits.

Seriously?

Was she hitting on you?

Well, kind of, yeah.

But I wasn't gonna do anything, you know?

What's the big deal? I thought--

I thought you said you didn't tell her about us.

She knows.

-You told her? -No, but she knows.

That's why she's hitting on you.

That's her twisted fucking thing.

Paula, don't stress. Come here. Look at me.

I only want you.

I made you this.

It's beautiful.

-You like it? -Yeah.

-Thank you. -Yeah. Try it on.

I, uh, I think you should really stay. I mean...

I know my place isn't big, but you'll fit.

I mean, we'd have so much fun, you know?

I-- I'm not staying.

I have college and a whole life to get back to, and...

honestly, Kai, I-- I doubt we'll ever see each other again.

I-- I-- I'm just being straight with you.

Yeah.

Okay.

But I...

I really like you.

I really do, and...

I feel for you, and...

your situation and your family,

and-- and everything you told me, and...

maybe I could help you.

Help me?

How?

I could give you something.

I-- well, I can't really give it to you, but...

I can help you take it.

Now lift it out there. Hold it right.

Oh, we're running.

Oh, brother Quinn? What's good?

Hey, you-- you guys headed out already?

Fuck yeah, bro. We're training every day.

Fuck. Whoa! That's cool.

-It l-- it looks fun. -Oh, yeah.

We got a space for one more guy.

Desi's still all fucking drunk. Wanna come? Get in.

Come on, you fucker. What you waiting for? Get in.

I mean, I won't be any good, you know?

I'd just slow you all down.

We could use the dead weight. Make us stronger.

Come on, bro. Get in.

Come in, bro. Come on, bro.

Oh, get in back? Oh.

-Here? -Yeah.

Man, you a slow haole.

Fuck it. Go around.

-Thanks, dude. Here we go.

Why did you tell the kids how much you spent on my bracelets?

I just told Quinn.

I don't know, I just think it makes us...

sound kind of materialistic.

I mean, without the context, you know,

of why you bought them.

Well, I gave him the context.

What?

I did. I gave him the context.

We were having a conversation about sex and relationships

and men and women, and I just wanted to be real with him.

But we agreed to not do that.

Well... ...look, I wanna have

an honest relationship with my son.

Okay.

But, Mark...

I am very curious to hear what you said exactly.

I said that I had an affair, and that I regretted it,

and that it-- it was the worst period of my life.

That's exactly what I said.

Do you see how that's selfish, Mark?

Well, I think he took it pretty well.

Selfish in regards to me.

To me.

Because I have a relationship with him too.

And now I'm gonna have to talk to Quinn and explain

how I feel about it all,

and why I never told him about it,

and then I'm gonna have to have a similar conversation with Olivia.

And I don't wanna have to talk about it with them.

I don't wanna have to talk about it at all.

I'm on vacation.

I'm trying to unwind from the stress that is my life.

Well, I think it can wait.

I mean, it's not like he had a lot of follow-up questions,

and I don't think he wants to talk about it either.

No, yeah, yeah. N...

Nobody wants to talk about your affair, Mark...

which is why we agreed to not talk about it.

'Cause I'm still in a lot of pain.

And it still hurts me a lot.

And I want it to be over.

And I want it to be behind us.

And you bring it up again? Here?

Why?

I'm sorry.

Mom, do you have any aspirin? Paula has a migraine.

I have some Advil in my, um, makeup bag.

Wha-- She's allergic to Ibuprofen.

Of course she is.

Don't you have anything else?

Um...

What's wrong?

I have some Aleve in my purse in-- in the bar.

-Hope you enjoy your breakfast. -Thank you.

-This is for you, sir. -Hey, thanks.

Shane, doesn't this remind you

of the heritage house where we stayed in Manila?

Uh... The open feeling?

-Aloha, Pattons. -Hi.

-How are we this morning? -Yeah. We're good.

-How are you? -I'm very well, thank you.

I have some very good news for you.

I think you'll be pleased to hear.

Uh, the Volkmers have just checked out

of the Pineapple Suite.

-Oh! And I have made it

the top priority of our housekeeping team.

So we should be able to get you in there

-by midday today. -Great.

Now, this is the one with the plunge pool,

and the outdoor patio?

-Precisely. -Oh, good.

I'm just double-checking 'cause there's been so much confusion with the room.

I know.

I basically flew here just because I did the booking,

and I felt like I had failed my only son and his new bride.

Mom.

Can I get a latte, please? No foam.

-No foam latte, great. Thank you. Absolutely.

No, it was 100 percent our mistake.

I planned the wedding. I planned the honeymoon.

But I've been everywhere in Hawaii.

And of course, I have very strong opinions.

I usually stay at the Mauna Kea,

which is where I'm going after this very quickly

with a great girlfriend from forever ago,

Miss Porter's School for Girls,