Psycho Nurse (Munchausen By Internet)

Dr. Ford to pharmacy.

Dr. Ford to pharmacy, please.

Oh.

Thank God...

that you're here.

Where have you been?

Can you

take me home now?

I don't want

to be here anymore.

Mo...

More... air.

Please.

I'm scared.

Ai... Air...

I can't breathe.

I need...

I... I need...

Please... Oh...

Help! Well, we need help in here!

- Hurry, it's a Code Blue! - Code Blue. Come on! Come on!

- Come on! Code Blue! - Come on.

- Let's go, all technicians. - Get a backboard under her.

- I got it. - All right. Check...

Where's the AED? Where is the AED?

- Come on. - We need to hook her up.

Somebody get the EpiPen ready.

Where's the oxygen tank? Did it run out?

- Come on. - ...on the way.

- Come on. - Her lungs needs suctioning.

- Come on! - Get her stable.

Before we transfer her to ICU...

- We need some oxygen. - Emily, check the oxygen.

- The oxygen's off. - Come on, Ms. Leonard.

Turn up the oxygen.

Come on, Ms. Leonard, this is not your time.

Come on. Come on! She's alive!

Okay, let's prep her to 7 in ICU. Hurry, let's go.

Come on, Ms. Leonard. Come on. Breathe deeply.

Ready for the transport to ICU.

Mm. Honey, what smells so good?

Now, why are you cooking?

Hm, because I enjoy the craft of cooking

and I like to know what's actually in my food

and I love cooking for my man.

Isn't, um, food the best way to a man's heart?

Works for me.

But didn't we take these off the menu?

Oh, no, these are different. They're actually Max-friendly.

I know that you love the full-butter, full-flour things.

Don't worry, I didn't forget you. Look here.

Hundred-percent pure maple syrup.

Oh...

- How did I get so lucky? - Mm. I don't know, you tell me.

I could show you.

Hey, don't forget who's in the house.

- Right. Sorry. - Mm-hmm.

- Made it. - Mm-hmm. Oh.

Morning, mom, dad!

Buddy! You made it down the stairs all by yourself?

- Sure did. - Max, come on.

You remember you're supposed to call down

for help first.

Mom, I can do it on my own.

Babe, let him gain some independence.

- It's good for him. - Yeah, and what if he falls?

Then I'll get right back up again.

That's right. That's my boy.

- Where's Ms. G? - Right here.

- Ms. G! - Oh, buddy!

Max, I missed you so much.

I missed you, too. Where have you been?

I was visiting a friend. But it's fine, I'm back now.

I'm not going anywhere for a very long time.

Well, that's good because I'm not either.

Sit with me.

All right.

Oh, uh...

Hello? Yes, Dr. Keller.

Thanks for returning my call.

Oh, that's great news.

Okay, thank you so much.

Oh, I usually don't have time

for anything more than a yogurt.

Well, that is just, well, unacceptable.

We're a breakfast house around here.

I could get used to that.

- Wait. I can have these? - Yeah.

They're made with some anti-inflammatory stuff.

Gluten-free flour,

a special homemade strawberry compote, just for you.

And some special syrup just for dad.

And, well, maybe Gwen?

- Do you do real sugar? - Only way to do it.

Woman after my own heart.

Was that Dr. Keller on the phone?

Uh, yeah. She was calling about Max's new medication.

She responded to the voicemail I left yesterday.

Oh, oh!

I got it! I got it, little man.

- Thank you, Ms. Gwen. - Not a problem.

You know what, that is my cue. I've got to go.

I've got an investors meeting at 9 a.m.

Investors?

Yeah, it's a massive shopping mall

that we're building in the Bay Area.

Wow! This family is just so full of movers and shakers.

I'm so impressed by you all, especially you, Max.

Anyway, enjoy your day off, buddy.

And, hey, take it easy on your mom and Ms. G, huh?

- Never! - Hey! Be careful.

- Take it slow. - I got it, I got it, I got it.

- Come on, little man. - Okay. How do I look?

Like a million dollars.

You're so sexy. Get out of here.

- I love you. - Love you.

Hey, buddy, careful with that in the house, please.

- Hello! - Hello!

- Thank you! - You're welcome.

- How was the drive? - Uh, great.

Oh, just got off the phone with that buyer.

The intern must've given him the wrong confirmation number.

Well, but he has the right one now, so crisis averted.

Well, thank you so much for taking care of that.

- I really appreciate it. - Don't sweat it.

Oops!

Hey, Max.

- How are you doin'? - Doin' great.

- Did you see that kick? - I did.

- Can you play outside, please? - Hm?

- Tag. You're it. - Oh, you're in for it.

I'm gonna get you!

He's doing so much better since she arrived here.

Oh, they get along well, don't they?

Yeah, a little too well, if you ask me.

Sometimes I feel she's a better mom than I am.

- Oh, Mira, stop. - No, I'm serious.

It's true. I feel like he likes her more than he likes me.

Do you think she's the right person for the job?

Gwen? Oh, yeah, she's a total professional.

I trust her opinions completely.

Sometimes I just feel like I'm a little bit judged, though.

Like, maybe she doesn't trust

my maternal instincts or something.

I don't know, maybe it's all in my head.

She did just move in and I'm still getting used to her.

- We all are. - Or maybe...

Gwen's not the right fit.

Have you thought about trying someone else?

No, it... Not, not yet, at least.

Well, there's a lot of companies

who offer nurses like Gwen.

And they have a lot of references

you can contact.

She checked out just fine and you should see them together.

- They're wonderful, so... - Ms. G!

Did you check her references?

Oh... Where'd you find her?

I... I don't remember, actually.

Uh, actually, you know what, I think she found us.

Well, if she hasn't murdered you by now,

you're probably fine.

Okay. I just want you to check this one out.

- Okay. - See how that...

- Ow! - Yeah.

Max!

Gwen! Max!

You okay, little guy? Can you turn over?

- Max! - Can you try to sit?

Buddy, a-are you okay?

- My arm hurts. - I'll call Dr. Keller.

- No, that's not necessary. - What happened?

Why weren't you watching him?

I was watching him. It was an accident.

It wasn't Ms. G's fault. My crutch broke.

I can call the doctor to order those new crutches.

No, I-I, I already got it.

Dr. Keller. Hi. Yes, thank you.

I'm sorry, Max just fell, his crutches broke, but I...

Thankfully, it looks like he's okay.

It's just a bruise. He's fine.

Uh, if we could order those special crutches,

the ones for kids with muscular dystrophy?

I don't have muscular dystrophy.

Gwen says that some of my muscles are just much stronger

than some others. She says I'm like a superhero.

What? Please don't say things like that.

It's okay that he knows and understands what he has.

I'm sorry, but he's just a kid.

I want him to know that he's special,

he's not different.

I-I understand, of course, that's very kind.

Come on, little guy, let's get you patched up.

All right.

That's a tough guy. All right, let's get inside.

Sorry. Yes, thank you. Um...

I understand.

Okay. I will, I will. Thank you.

I put Max down. He was wiped.

- Oh, thanks for your help. - Just doing my job.