The Office

Uh-oh. Okay,

okay, nobody panic.

Listen up, listen up.

Everyone,

follow me to the shelter.

We've got enough

food for 14 days.

After that, we have

a difficult conversation.

My bad.

Space heater and

fan were both on high,

plugged into

the same outlet, so...

It's saying

the server went down?

Does anybody

know that password?

'Cause otherwise,

we can't do any work.

Uh, try "password."

Nope.

Try zero, zero, zero,

zero, zero, zero.

No.

Okay, now try zero, zero,

zero, zero, zero, one.

Okay, I'm not

doing every number.

Wait, does anyone

remember when

it was set up?

Uh, it was, like,

eight years ago?

Lord of the Rings stuff?

I don't know,

I'm just trying

to think of things

that were happening

at the time.

Everyone was getting

their driver's license.

Why don't we just

call the I.T. guy

who set it up?

What's the name of the guy

in the glasses, again?

Okay, moving backwards,

our I.T. guys have been

"Glasses," "Turban,"

"Ear Hair," "Fatty 3,"

"Shorts," "Fatty 2,"

"Lozenge" and "Fatso."

I think "Lozenge"

is the one

who installed it.

I got it.

Try...

You know what,

it made me laugh

when I heard it,

but Pam got

really offended.

"Big boobs."

"Drama queen"?

"Nosy"?

You're typing

"big boobs"?

I'm trying everything.

Try "big boobs"

with a "z."

That's the password.

We're in.

All right.

Wow.

Yes.

The important thing is

this kept us secure, people.

Morning.

How's it going?

Hey, I'm Wuphf.

I'm Facebook.

What's up, Facebook?

I sent you

a Facebook

message yesterday,

I still haven't

heard anything back.

You should've

sent me a wuphf.

A what?

When you send a wuphf,

it goes to your

home phone, cell phone,

email, Facebook,

Twitter, and homescreen.

All at the same time.

Wuphf.

Wuphf!

Thanks, Erin.

Sure.

Hey, Pam. I don't

wanna be a lousy snitch.

Okay.

Ryan has been

using the color printer

for his business a lot,

and as office

administrator...

Oh, it's okay.

But it's not for...

Let it go.

Yes, I invested

in Wuphf.

It's actually

a really great idea,

and I can't believe

it didn't exist before.

And I know Ryan's

kind of a sketchy guy,

but hey, I married Jim.

I've done my part

for the nice guy.

Now I want a bedroom set.

I think an investors'

ski trip, frankly,

is the best idea.

It will be

a bonding experience.

I love it.

I was looking

at a trail map,

and I was thinking

that we should start

on a bunny hill,

because I've never

actually been skiing.

And then work our

way up to "Death Drop."

Great,

so we got our first offer

to buy the company.

You're kidding.

We could sell,

but why think so small?

We can just get

a couple more

people involved,

really do this

thing our way.

You and me, baby.

New investors are key,

though. That's actually

why I came in today.

Don't you work

here full-time?

Today, I was

thinking I would sit down

with a few of the people

who haven't invested yet.

Or we could do that

together, if that

sounds fun to you.

That does sound fun to me.

Awesome.

Oh, this is good hay. Yeah.

This is the good stuff.

Mattress quality.

Every fall,

growing up,

my Uncle Eldred

used to build us a maze

out of hay bales

for us kids to play in.

We called it "Hay Place."

Eldred called it

"Hay World."

Eventually, lawyers

were brought in. But...

That's all behind us.

Hay Place lives on.

Watch it, watch it.

Hello!

Welcome to Hay Place.

A place for hay.

Don't forget

to make a broom.

Oh, the petting zoo

closes at 2:00,

and the goat roast

is at 3:00.

Come on in, enjoy!

Hey.

I'm kind of in the mood

for a roll in the hay.

Roll in the hay, $5.

No, I meant...

Oh, our contract.

Mmm-hmm.

Yes, why don't we