End of Watch

I am the police. And I'm here to arrest you.

You've broken the law. I did not write the law.

I may even disagree with the law. But I will enforce it.

No matter how you plead, cajole, beg

or attempt to stir my sympathies,

nothing you do will stop me from placing you

in a steel cage with gray bars.

If you run away, I will chase you.

If you fight me, I will fight back.

If you shoot at me, I will shoot back.

By law, I am unable to walk away.

I'm a consequence. I am the unpaid bill.

I am fate with a badge and a gun.

Behind my badge is a heart like yours.

I bleed. I think. I love.

And, yes, I can be killed.

And although I am but one man,

I have thousands of brothers and sisters who are the same as me.

They will lay down their lives for me. And I them.

We stand watch together.

A thin blue line.

Protecting the prey from the predators.

The good from the bad.

We are the police.

13X-ray 9 is in pursuit of a Code 37 vehicle west on 2-7.

Go ahead, motherfucker. Try to run, you son of a bitch.

Hold on, hold on, hold on!

Eastbound through the alley at 20 hundred block from Hooper.

Now eastbound through the alley

at 20 hundred block from Hooper.

Oh, shit!

Come around, come around, dude! Come around!

Move! Move! Move! Get the fuck around, dude!

Pull to the right! Pull to the right!

Bro, he's not gonna pull to the right.

You stupid motherfucker!

Man, he almost lost it!

Pit him, man! Pit him, pit him!

Got him!

Fuck you!

You good? Good, good, good.

This fucker's down. I'm going to hook him.

You're all good.

13X-ray 9, you can show a Code 4.

13X 9 requesting

additional supervisors to the 4,000 block at Naomi.

Holy shit.

All right. This is my day job. Some of you...

Sorry, bro, I'm recording.

This is my day job. Some of you might know me as Brian.

Or Taylor.

But here I am Police Officer Two Brian Taylor.

This is where the forces of good

prepare to fight the forces of evil.

This is my partner, Officer Zavala.

I'm in my chones, dude.

I know, dude, come on, come on. I'm in my chones. No.

Come on, man. I'm good, bro.

We work basic patrol here at Newton.

One of the toughest divisions in the LAPD.

Shootin' Newton, baby, that's right. Lucky 13.

This is a department-issue sidearm. Glock 19.

Spyderco tactical knife.

This little thing can break windows, here.

Two Smith & Wesson handcuffs.

Can of OC spray. Pepper spray.

Two extra mags.

What else? That's my nametag, here.

You can see my partner's dirty locker.

Yours is like a woman. Look at this.

What is this, Pottery Barn?

Are you gonna shut the fuck up and get ready for roll call?

Dude, don't swear, man. I have to edit that out, when you swear.

Oh, fuck. Oh, shit, dude. Fuck, man.

Okay, now in Spanish.

Hey. You kids having fun?

Oh, look, it's Officer Van Hauser.

Officer Three. Van Hauser.

Considered un-promotable by the department.

And the angriest fucking cop in the world.

Taylor, I'm gonna tell Sarge that you're taping in here.

- What'd you say? - What?

I'm gonna tell Sarge that you're taping in here.

Oh. Yeah, well, it's not really called taping anymore.

It uses flash cards, but it's not really a...

Don't worry about it.

God damn it!

Hold up, hold up.

Like that? Mmm-hmm.

Turn it on.

So, am I recording you?

Yes, dude, and I'm recording you.

Oh, that's so cool.

See that thing there? Yeah.

That is the lens right there.

Just like that on that, this right here.

Hey, guys, quiet down.

All right, let's settle down. Let's settle down.

Captain's here, he'd like to say a few words. Let's quiet down.

Thank you, Sergeant. Good afternoon.

Good afternoon. Put it down.

I'd like to welcome back Zavala and Taylor.

DA cleared these guys in last month's shooting.

Turned out to be a good shooting.

I know first-hand what you guys went through.

It's an unpleasant experience being under that much scrutiny.

But you need to remember something.

An on-the-job shooting is still considered a homicide.

It's never an easy ride.

If you do the right thing, I will always have your back.

Do the wrong thing and cross me,

I will personally throw you under the bus.

- Am I clear? - Yes, sir!

Taylor, am I clear? Yes, sir.

Sergeant, am I clear? Yes, sir.

- Have a nice day. - Thank you, Captain.

Quiet down! See this? It's a ticket book.

Inside are things called tickets.

Son of a bitch.

You can do things like stop motorists and cut citations

for speeding or going through a light.

You all need to write.

Sarge, we cut citations every watch.

I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to these two idiots.

- My partner has a question. - Yes.

I don't really know how to write.

But I do sign and draw pictures.

Seriously, you don't start writing,

Captain's gonna shit on my head

- and in turn, I'm gonna shit on your head. - Hmm.

And I promise you, you guys are gonna be separated.

Do it, Sarge.

Orozco and Davis, X 25.

Peterson and Washington, X 41.

Zavala and Taylor, you got X 13.

Williams and Cho, X 8.

Alameda and Green, X 21. Van Hauser and Sook, X 4.

Yeah, Sarge? That's not our area.

That's not your area? No, we work 9.

Oh, I'm sorry, fellas. Oh, no, you're right. You're on X 13.

Sorry, fellas, this isn't Monopoly.

You don't get to choose your real estate.

Now go. Get out.

Zavala, try not to kill anybody before the end of the watch.

Really, Sarge?

Sarge, if we kill someone in X 13, can we go back to X 9?

Today is a brand new day.

Get the shop, gas the shop, wash the shop.

Make sure day watch didn't leave behind any surprises for us.

Look for guns, drugs, puke.

Pay attention, Boot.

- Goodbye. Hurry up. - Yes, sir.

How you doing, Van Hauser?

I warned you about that shit.

Where you running with that piece, Boot?

What? Why you so scared?

Go, go! Jesus Christ! Go on, shit.

Jesus! It's like it's day one.

Boot, slow down with that piece. Slow down!

Orozco, have you been working out?

Yeah, with your mom. Why are you shooting everything?

It's for his class.

I thought you were studying law.

Pre-law. I need an art elective.

I'm taking filmmaking.

Well, get my good side, eh?

You don't have a good side.

Listen, you know they can subpoena that shit

if something goes sideways, right?

Think twice.

Two words. Erase button.

Two words. Just 'cause you guys think

you're these big ghetto gunfighters now,

don't mean you can be dropping your calls.

That was at least two dozen words.

Yeah, well, I barely got a GED,

so what do you expect, white boy?

Unbelievable.

Saddle up, ladies, we're sick of holding up your end.

Admit it, you'd hit that shit.

Orozco? Yeah.

With a cinderblock.

Check the roof, Boot.

Where's your shop?

I got Red Bull, Monster and...

They all say 13, check the roof.

Thank you, ma'am. Faster, Boot, let's go.

Get in the car! Yes, sir!

And then I got you some kombucha

'cause I know you like that stuff.

Fuck that shit! What is that?

Dude, it's good to be back, man.

Old lady was driving me crazy at the casa, like making me do shit.

Oh, no! She dared ask for your help around the house.

That's incredible. Outrageous.

Just 'cause I look like the dudes from Home Depot,

doesn't mean I do the shit the Home Depot dudes do.

I would never profile you

as a man who helps his wife with chores.

Shut up.