Happy Ghost III (開心鬼撞鬼)

Mr Fung, go to your next life

Next, it's your turn

Oh dear, it's dreadful, help!

Ms Dolly, go ahead

Bye...

Tsui Pan-han!

Godfather!

I've found you a good family

It has to be the best

Otherwise, I would rather queue again

OK!

When I was borne, the timing was bad

It ruined my singing career

Therefore I committed suicide

You want to be a top singer?

I've got a right family for you

You'll be a professional singer

You look!

The head of the family is Koo Ka-yan,

a Composer winning the most awards

His parents sing in Chinese operas,

his wife sings the soprano

Corazon...

Corazon, hurry...

Send me to St Mary hospital

My baby is coming...

You will be her daughter,

you can sing endlessly from then on

Remember to pick a good hour!

Tonight at 8 pm sharp

You'll be more famous than Teresa Tang,

Paula Tsui and Anita Mei

Really?

8 pm sharp

Be punctual, otherwise, you'll be a chorus girl only

If you've query,

call me at 1, 2, 3, OK?

Thanks, godfather!

Go on!

Remember, St Mary hospital

See you in your next life

Good luck!

Taxi! Taxi!

You!

Mustard, damn mustard

Come back, not mustard, it's bastard

Bastard!

Taxi

Bastard, taxi!...

Taxi... Stop... Taxi...

Not for hire

Stop, bastard...

Corazon, come back!

Madam, you want to kill yourself?

No, I am pregnant

You're in labour?!

Hubby, I'm labour soon,

please send me to the hospital

I am not your husband

Send me to hospital, quick!

Hurry, please

Alright...

Get in the car, come on

Are you blind?

Can't you see this? "Not for hire"

Which hospital?

St...!

Sacred Heart hospital, right?

Hurry, doctor, the baby is coming!

Stop!...

Hubby...

Hubby, I feel painful

I am not your hubby!

Hubby, hurry, it hurts!

Stop for a while

Halt...

What's the matter?

What is it?

I've a date with my girlfriend

Hubby, hurry!

Hubby, come on!

- I'm giving birth now - Don't pull the shirt!

My girlfriend gave me this,

I promise to wear this to meet her

Hubby, it's painful!

My girlfriend will kill me

Hubby, hurry...

Don't pull...

Godfather, where's my mom?

I couldn't find her

A silly man has sent your mom to Sacred Heart hospital

Hurry, it's room I 8!

OK, bye!

You, irresponsible man,

now try to abandon her!

I'll teach you a lesson if I could!

Go to hell!

Sorry...

Sorry!

L8, this is it

Doctor, my stomach is painful

Mom, here I am

My tummy hurts, ouch!

I feel a baby is moving

A baby inside a man's womb?

There's something

That wants to come out

Incredible, a pregnant man!

Hurry get the matron here!

Oh!

Don't move

Something is blocking my chest. Now it's loosen

Let me check again

My stomach is still in pain

Why, doctor?

Godfather, you trick me?

My mom is a man?

The man mixed up the room number

Your mom's in the last room round the corner

There isn't enough time, look!

What then?

Wait for 3 more days

The best time is at 4 pm

Try again then

It's the silly man's fault

What's his name?

Hong Sam-kwai!

Mona, I'm late, sorry!

How late?

1 more minute to an hour

Lucky I'm here for only 5 minutes,

or my legs will be worn out

I'm S o rry !

What happened? You have a fight?

No, I came from the hospital

Because of the fight?

No, I've sent a pregnant woman there

You've a pregnant woman?

I've nothing to do with her

Just met and she torn your shirt?

Kwai, you're lying, think of a better story

I am not lying

You are!

I ain't!

If you don't admit it, don't ever see me again!

I am...

You admit you're lying now

Yes...

That's right, Young George Washington confessing to cutting down a cherry tree.

Oh dear! I've hit the iron barrel

Come on, let's run

You said I shouldn't lie,

don't bull shit,

You silly man!

You've to be adaptable

Now while nobody is watching, let's go!

Come on, start the car

Let's go!

Mr Hong's car

Yes!

Well done, Mr Hong!

He has style

Hi!

Oh dear

He winked at me!

Damn him if he's my student

Stop... you're out of tune!

That's great

Quiet!

Too bad

What're you doing in here?

In here?

Of course for education!

I'm the new student

What's your name?

Cheung Chee-kit Leslie's Cheung

Ah Lam's Chee and Sam Hui's Kit

My Christian name is Alan

same as Alan Tam's

What a name!

I'm easy going, no bad habits

Occasionally I smoke, date gals,

girls and horse racing sometimes

but I'm still a good boy

My favourite is playing snooker,

$5 a frame, welcome to challenge me!

Have you finished?

Go sit to the corner

Damn it!

Here is a seat

Thanks dear

What's your name dear?

No here, over that corner

the corner, you're kidding

Where's my dignity?

If you don't, get the hell out of here

Do as he says,

otherwise he'll have a heart attack

I saw the worse students

I'll give you a lesson