Ghostbusters: Afterlife

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Ew, Mom, I'm trying to eat breakfast.

Almost done.

Aw, your mustache is really coming in.

- Mom! -

- Phoebe! - Ow!

I'm bleeding! You made me bleed!

You'll live. Phoebe!

Oh! What are you doing?

Neighbor's electricity is running out of phase.

- I tied in, bumped us up to 220. - Take that off.

Now I can run my lathe.

And you didn't think to ask me?

I mean, you just demonstrate zero aptitude for science.

- Uh-huh, got it. - You're better at other things.

- Like quesadillas. - My hair dryer.

- Your quesadillas are excellent. - Thank you.

- - Now what?

Mom! -

- Really? You don't have legs? I'm not an adult.

I'm literally driving to pick up a check right now.

You win lottery?

Kind of. My father died.

Relax. I didn't even know him.

I'm surprised he left me anything.

- Sounds like my father. - Yeah?

Did your dad abandon your family

and move to a farm in the middle of nowhere?

No.

Look, I...

I know I have not been a reliable or consistent tenant.

But if you give me a week to settle loose ends,

I'll be back with everything I owe.

I can fix that!

Listen,

I wait for you to leave,

then I change locks.

[SHIRLEY ELLIS' "THE CLAPPING SONG" PLAYING]

There it is. This is Summerville.

This is where your grandfather lived.

And died.

Ah, come on. Not a single bar?

- There'd better be a bar. -

That's funny.

"Behold,

"there was a great earthquake.

"The sun became as black as cloth,

"the seas boiled,

"the moon became as blood,

"the skies fell.

Revelation 6:12."

That was normal.

Hey, maybe it's a good thing you never met your dad.

Great. You didn't tell us we inherited a murder house.

And just think.

Now all of this is ours.

Pheebs, be a dear and break into your grandfather's house.

Nice.

Oh, boy.

Not a single photo.

Rats.

You gotta see the gold mine of junk I found out back.

Great.

Oh, my God, this is so much worse

than I thought it was gonna be.

Under the dining table now!

Phoebe.

Remember that summer we died under a table?

Of course this place is built on a fault line.

Probably just fracking.

It's fracking annoying, is what it is.

It's okay, we're only here for a week.

Um, give or take.

What does that mean?

It means we're staying.

You said we'd only be here for a week!

Yeah, well, that was before we got evicted.

You said you had money saved up.

- That was before I had children. - Oh!

To be fair, you've never been good with money.

Thanks, Pheebs.

What's that?

How am I supposed to know?

Can I help you?

Um, hi. We're... We're the, um... The...

This was my father's place.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm, uh, Janine Melnitz. We spoke on the phone.

I was your father's...

You know, we were friends.

- Very sorry for your loss. - It's okay.

You knew him better than me. I should be sorry for your loss.

I just tried to keep the bills paid on time,

- that kind of thing. - Like a money manager?

Oh, there was no money to manage.

He could barely keep the power on.

So he left us nothing?

Well, I wouldn't say that.

There is quite a bit of debt.

Ms. Melnitz, I'm here to sign forms,

pack the silverware and leave with a rent check.

Are you telling me this place is worthless?

You mean, aside from the sentimental value?

[THE SHIRELLE'S "BABY IT'S YOU" PLAYING]

Are you going to that thing later?

- Yeah, probably. - Where's my order?

I can't believe a place like this still exists.

I can't believe we have to spend a summer in this heap.

- We have lives. - You don't think I have a life?

No. You're a mom. You live for us.

I'll be right back.

Oh.

Hey. Maybe you will make a friend out here.

- Make them out of what? - I'm serious.

A new home could be an opportunity to start fresh.

Just keep an open mind.

[OTIS RUSH'S "ALL YOUR LOVE " PLAYS]

Two taters, three Spinners, grilled onions, one no cheese.

Lucky, there's... There's something wrong with the meat.

- I don't feel so good, Lucky. Oh! - There's something wrong.

- He's throwing up the meat! - Heh-heh-heh!

Cool place.

Yeah, I'll use that.

I don't own it.

I know you don't own it.

You look pretty young to own a business.

I saw the sign out front. "Help wanted"?

I... I can be helpful.

Under experience, you put "friendly" with a smiley face?

I didn't really know what to put.

I don't think "friendly" qualifies as an experience.

It's a quality, I guess.

- How old are you? - Seventeen.

Think you can put in a good word for me?

I can tell them you have a pulse.

My name's Trevor.

My name's Trevor.

- Dude, that was great. - Dude, that was really cute.

You have a chance with her. You really do.

Mmm.

So where you heading?

We're staying, actually.

You know that farmhouse off the highway with the barn?

Dirt? It was my father's.

Dirt Farmer had a family?

- You knew my father? -

No one knew your father.

Well, I'm sure he'll be missed.

Nope.

Whoa!

What's up, Casanova?

- - Ow.

Damn it.