Young & Hungry

This Is It, Elliot. Today Is The Day.

I'm Doing This. I Am Definitely Doing This.

And You're Gonna Be Wonderful.

What Are You Doing?

Telling Gabi How I Feel About Her.

Eww.

Cooper's Flies In Tonight,

So I Gotta Get To Her Before He Does.

I've Watched All Of Her Favorite Rom-Coms As Inspiration.

I Know How Harry Met Sally, And I Know

Why They're Sleepless In Seattle,

What I Can't Figure Out Is How To Tell Gabi I Love Her.

-Why Don't You Tell Her That? -What?

That Speech. It Was Beautiful.

It Was Kind Of Beautiful.

Come On, Let's Do This.

You're Not Coming With Me.

I Know. I Want You To Drop Me Off At Alan's.

He Said He Had Something Big To Show Me.

And The Last Time He Did That, I Was Smiling For A Week.

I Should Probably Throw On Some Pants.

I'll Help.

Good Morning.

Thank You So Much For Letting Cooper Live Here.

Stay Here.

Right, Stay Here Until He Gets A Job.

The Point Is, We're Living Together.

Staying Together.

Oh My God, It's Him.

He'll Be Here Any Minute.

Oh My God, He'll Be Here Any Minute!

How Am I Gonna Have Time To Put On All My Makeup So I Look Natural?

It's Him. Aah!

I'm Super Cooper Bear,

And I Can't Wait To Put My Paws On--

Okay, It's Sofia.

Hi.

Cooper, What The Hell Is Wrong With You?

The Last Time You Were Here, You Promised Me

That You Would Tell Gabi That Josh Had Feelings For Her.

You Begged Me To Let You Tell Her,

And I Was Sensitive To Your Feelings.

I Was About To Tell Her, And Then She Told Me That She Loved Me.

What Was I Supposed To Say To That?

"I Love You Too. By The Way, So Does Josh"?

Okay, I'm Gonna Give You One Last Chance.

If You Don't Tell Her By The End Of The Day, I'm Gonna.

I Thought The T.S.A. Was Rough.

Both: What Are You Doing Here?

I Came From China To Live With Gabi.

Your Turn.

I Came From My House To Talk To Gabi.

Oh, Interesting. And You Used The Front Door This Time,

-Not The Fire Escape? -Hmm?

Oh, Yeah. Yeah, That's Right.

I Know. I Know It All,

Including The Fact That You Love Gabi,

Which You Lied To Me About And Told Me You Didn't.

What? How Do You--?

What?

Sofia Accidentally Told Me.

So I Know Everything. No Secrets.

All Right, Does Gabi Know?

Okay, One Secret.

Which Means You Didn't Tell Her. Why Didn't You Tell Her?

Because You're Scared If She Finds Out I Have Feelings For Her,

She'll Choose Me. Me.

Will She, Though?

Because I'm Pretty Sure When She Asked Me To Live Here

And Told Me She Loved Me, It 'Cause She Chose Me.

Me.

Hey, Cooper, I Just Rolled Out Of--

Josh, What Are You Here For?

I'll Tell You What I'm Not Here For-- An Interrogation.

You Know What Makes Me Sick?

It's That She Never Would Have Even Met Cooper

If It Wasn't For Me, Damn It.

I Gotta Figure Out My Next Move.

How About The Windows?

Yolanda, I'm Serious.

What Am I Gonna Do?

I'll Tell You What You're Gonna Do.

Nothing. Cooper Just Got Back.

Gabi's All Hot And Bothered And Into Him.

But The Boy's Got No Job,

And Three People In That Tiny Apartment--

Watch How Fast That Bloom Falls Off That Rose.

How Am I Gonna Make It Through A Whole Day Without Seeing You?

I Guess I'll Just Have To Give You Something

To Remember Me By.

Oh My Damn.

Oh, That Doesn't Mean Anything.

Hey, Guys. Didn't See You There.

Josh, We Didn't Have A Chance To Catch Up This Morning.

How Are You Doing, Buddy?

Still Filthy Rich. How About You, Cooper?

Other Than A Little Tired

From Having So Much Sex, Can't Complain.

Well, I Hope You're Not Too Tired.

I Hear Looking For Work Can Be Exhausting.

Of Course, I Wouldn't Know. I Usually Do The Hiring.

Actually, I Could Easily Get A Job,

'Cause I'm, You Know, A Genius.

But I Can't Take A Tech Job For Six Months

Because I Have A Non-Compete Clause From My Last Company.

So There's Just Really No Point

In Competing, Josh.

Yeah, But Cooper Can Get Freelance Stuff.

That's Why I Gave Him My Car. He's Gonna Go Out To Look For A Job Today.

No Job And No Car?

I Give It A Week.

Well,

Alan Showed Me His Big Surprise.

He Liquidated His Retirement Account

And Bought A Karaoke Bar.

I'm Gay And Asian, And Still Think That's A Stupid Idea.

Hey, I Think It's Exciting He's Following His Dream.

Ooh, Alan Should Hire Cooper To Do All The Technical Stuff.

I Did Put On A Laser Show At My Prom.

It Was Way Better Than Actually Going.

And Cooper Worked For Josh

And He Did A Great Job. Right, Josh?

Yes.

Fine.

But I Hope You Work As Cheap

As Your Girlfriend Looks In That Outfit.

Cheaper.

Ringy-Dingy! I Got Your Lunch Thingy.

I Put Crinkle Cut Potato Chips In The Sandwich Just Like You Like--

-Just My Little Way Of Saying-- -I Love You.

-What? -Nothing.

Oh, Okay.

Well, I'm Gonna Head Back To The Kitchen.

I Love You.

Okay, Just To Clarify--

Are You Speaking To Me Or The Sandwich?

Gabi, I've Been Waiting For The Right Time

To Tell You This. Not Sure This Is It.

But I Love You.

Why Are You Laughing?

I Don't Know What To Say.

How About,

"I Love You Too, Josh"?

I'm Sorry. I'm Sorry.

That's Super Sweet And Super Flattering.

So I'm Going To Say Thank You

And Head Back To The Kitchen.

So Enjoy Your Lunch.

Okay, Now That I Had A Moment To Think About It,

Where The Hell Did That Come From?

I Mean, Suddenly, Out Of The Clear Blue,

You Tell Me Something Like That? I Mean, Why Now?

Why Now?

Of Course.

'Cause I'm With Cooper. And It's Driving You Crazy

Because You're So Competitive.

To You, I'm Just A Trophy To Win.

Well, Guess What. I'm No Prize.

Okay, All Right, I Am A Prize,

But Not Yours.

Enjoy Your Lunch.

I Mean, How Dare You, You Know?

I'm Happier Than I've Ever Been.

And You Say Something Like This

To Try And Mess With My Head. Well, Guess What.

My Head Is Not Messed. In Fact, It's Clearer Than Ever.

I Love Cooper.

Hmm, Thought She Was Coming Back.

Oh My God, Sofia, I Had The Craziest Day At Work.

I Brought Josh In A Sandwich For Lunch

And Then All Of A Sudden He Said "I Love You."

Yes!

That Is A Crazy Day At Work.

You Must Have Been Totally Shocked. Did My Name Come Up?

No. Why Would Your Name Come Up?

Because I'm Your Best Friend And You Tell Me Everything,

So Tell Me Everything.

Okay, You're Never Gonna Believe This,

But When He Told Me That He Loved Me, I Felt Nothing.

-Nothing? -Nothing.

Do You Know How Good It Felt To Feel Nothing?

I Mean, You Know How Into Him I Was.

But Now It's Gone. It's Totally Gone. I Love Cooper.

Oh My God, I'm Off The Hook.

We're Off The Hook. You're Off The Hook.

This Is Off The Hook!

Okay, I'm Gonna Go Change To Have Dinner With The Man I Love--

Cooper, Not Josh. Yay!

Hell Yay!

Oh, Are Those For Me?

No, They're For Gabi,

Because You're Making Me Tell Her About Josh Tonight.

Well, They Should Be For Me,

Because I'm About To Tell You Some Great News.

You Don't Have To Tell Her About Josh Tonight.

Oh, Why, You Ask?

Because Today

He Told Her He Loves Her. Isn't That Great?

How Is That Great?

Honestly, That Makes Me Want To Punch A Wall.