As primeras 200 linias.
Once upon a time, there was a girl who loved Christmas.
I mean, what's not to love.
Opening presents with her amazing family,
kissing her totally hot boyfriend under the mistletoe.
But, the tinsel on the tree, she was an insanely-talented song writer.
Her music videos had over a billion views,
and her newest Christmas single was just about to drop.
Can't believe what I'm seeing
It's magic all around
Bright lights, wide eyes
Snow falling to the ground
Presents are wrapped in bows to tie
Wondering if I've been naughty or nice
Something about the holidays
Got me feeling so great
It's gonna be The best Christmas with you
I'm gonna have The best Christmas with you
Family, big tree
We're all gathered 'round
Christmas carols
Baby, I love the sound
It's gonna be The best Christmas with you
Oh, yes, with you
I'm gonna have The best Christmas with you
It's gonna be The best Christmas with you
I'm gonna have The best Christmas with you
Christmas with you
Yes, this girl had the perfect life.
Her future was filled with possibilities.
- Grab my balls. - That girl isn't me.
Grab my balls.
My Christmas balls.
Kat, quit daydreaming and do something.
Take these.
And these.
You guys know I'm not your servant, right?
You kind of are.
Well, I need to get going. I'm supposed to be at work in 20 minutes.
Fine, but I need to get a Starbucks first.
She wants you, Dominic. What are you waiting for?
Yeah? You should go for her. Dude, Skyler's not really my type.
Skyler's everybody's type.
She's more into her Insta followers than our relationship.
Look who's talking relationships.
We're just gonna pop in here for a sec.
All right, I'm late. I gotta get to work.
Man, you act like your dad makes you work.
But you secretly like it.
Yeah, it's like you wanna be a poor person.
You know, a job probably wouldn't kill you, Jackson.
Probably not. But why take the chance?
Kat, where's the car? You have one job.
Sorry.
You're dragging the bags. Use those little spaghetti arms and raise them up.
Oh, my God!
Is it a sale?
It's Dominic Wintergarden.
He's like a Kardashian, but even classier.
I need to get him in my vlog. Take this.
- Move out of my way. - Take this and get out of my way.
So clumsy.
The Joy of Kindness walked right into this humiliating situation.
Oh!
I ordered the decaf.
I'm so sorry.
Some clumsy girl threw her Starbucks
all over the gorgeous, Dominic Wintergarden.
You okay? You hurt yourself?
Uh... No.
What a gentleman.
Dominic gets top place this week at Joy of Kindness.
Move it! What happened?
Oh, my God! You totally ruined his shoes.
- No, no, no, I'm fine. - It's not fine.
I'm so, so sorry. I can replace them.
They don't sell couture at Nordstrom Rack, sweetie. Come on.
- I'm so sorry. I... - Come on, Dominic.
And this hot mess gets the loser of the week award.
I can help you with the ears. I know how to do all that stuff. Yes.
- They look so cute. - Hey!
Hi, Chip, the dancing elf, you want to be Chip, the fired elf?
Get to work. Get to work! Thank you. Move!
Where is she?
She is going to be here, Mr. Mujiza. Just relax.
You relax, Isla.
I've got a line of pissed-off toddlers waiting for Santa and his elves.
I don't have a show, if I don't have a star.
- She's fashionably late. - You're funny.
I'm so sorry, Mr. Mujiza, I know I'm late.
You're late. We have two rules here, Kat.
First rule, don't be late.
Other rule, most important rule.
All performers in costume at all times equals magic.
Yes, I know. It's a stupid rule, but you like money?
You want to keep your job as an elf?
Get to work. Move. Go. Both of y'all.
Hey. Are you the new Santa?
Hey. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just started.
I'm Nick.
Like, Saint Nick. Cute.
You look like you're having a little trouble there.
Uh... Serious question.
Does this suit make me look fat?
That's funny. You're having a good time as a group of friends.
Do you want me to report you to Mr. Wintergarden?
Get out there and do your show!
Santa, the pillow, hat, get jolly.
You get Santa pull it together and I will start whenever our number is.
- You're wasting my time. - We're going. We're going. Breathe.
What's wrong with you people?
Uh... Sorry. I'm obviously not a professional.
No. Whereas I, obviously, am.
I'm Kat, by the way.
Hey, have we met before?
It's kind of hard to tell with the...
Yeah. You're right.
So, Kat, you're one of the Santaland singers?
Yeah. When I'm not selling out arenas, I sing here.
But I wrote the music, so that's a bonus.
Ah! Nice. You're a songwriter. That's awesome.
Yeah. I'm huge with the four to six-year-olds.
Okay, that's it. Give me this.
Now, Santa's been on a cleanse, that is way better.
Yeah, you follow the suit quite nicely.
I mean, you know, without the pillows.
I mean, um...
So, you ready to go? Good.
No, I think you'll really like it. Yeah, it's cheesy, but it's good.
Christmas Eve All the lights are out
I can't sleep 'cause Santa's coming to town
Toys and treats Can't wait to see what we got
My wish list Did it come true or not
Toys, toys, toys I can't wait
Toys, toys, toys For Christmas Day
Toys, toys, toys Santa's coming to town
Toys, toys, toys So, let's scream and shout
Christmas Eve, all the lights are out
I can't sleep 'cause Santa's coming to town
Toys and treats Can't wait to see what we get
My wish list Did it come true or not
Toys, toys
I can't wait
No, I can't wait
- Christmas Eve - Toys, toys, toys
I can't wait for Christmas Day
Christmas Eve, all the lights are out
I can't sleep 'cause Santa's coming to town
Toys and treats Can't wait to see what we got
My wish list Did it come true or not
Toys, toys, toys I can't wait
Toys, toys, toys For Christmas Day
Toys, toys, toys Santa's coming to town
Toys, toys, toys So, let's scream and shout
Fifty-six, 57, 58. Not a bad haul.
Yeah, at this rate, I can afford an apartment when I'm 40.
So...
The new Santa...
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Sure you don't.
Come on. I have to tell you about the super-fun, mortifying adventure
with my steps today.
Yeah.
And you're sure it was Dominic Wintergarden?
Oh, 100%.
He was surrounded by all of his rich friends.
Ugh, his girlfriend insulted my shoes.
I like your shoes.
Yeah, it was like a scene from a horror movie.
Everyone was laughing and staring at me.
And the steps did nothing?
No, they did something. Joy took a video of it and put it on her vlog.
Yeah. Ugh, so humiliating.
If I ever saw him again, I would die.
I mean, that's kind of unlikely, 'cause we run in different circles.
But you know who does run in our circle?
- Sexy Santa. - Isla.
I'm just saying, I wonder if Mr. Mujiza has rules
where elves can't hook up with Mr. Claus.
He hasn't even seen me without my elf face.
- But your elf face is so cute. - Okay, it's not happening.
I'm just saying he looked really into it today.
You sounded amazing. And the song was so good.
Now, I liked it better watching you do it.
Why are you so scared?
You are so talented, Kat, if I had half your voice, I would be a star.
If I had half your self-confidence, I'd rule the world.
No, Grace, the stamp is upside down.
Stamps go in the corner. I've seen mail, Mom.
Yes, but the actual stamp is upside down.
Details matter. You don't want people thinking you're simple.
Oh! My hand, it's killing me.
My tongue is dry.
Sorry, I'm late.
The line was around the corner tonight.
How dare you just waltz in here after a night out on the town?
- I've been working. - To-may-to, to-mah-to.
While you were off in your fantasy world of being Debbie Gibson...
I don't know who that is.
The point is, these girls were here doing your work.
And poor Joy is suffering from carpal tunnel, and Grace...
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