The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

But why can't we have a dog?

Look, you're lucky Moseby let's me keep you two.

Let's not push it.

I get it.

We can't enjoy the love of a pet because we're...

Hotel kids.

Glad you understand. Come on. Let's go.

How about a tarantula? No.

A turtle? No.

A parrot? No.

2 parrots? No, no.

An iguana? No.

Ferret? No.

Capybara?

What's a capybara?

The world's largest rodent.

No!

How about a little chimpanzee?

If i get you guys pets, will you stop bugging me?

Yes! Yes!

Here.

Pet rocks.

Don't overfeed them.

I'm gonna name mine Tim!

Here I am in your life.

Here you are in mine.

Yes, we have the suite life.

Most of the time.

You and me, we got the world to see.

So come on down.

Just me and you know what to do.

So come on down.

It's you and me and me and you.

We got the whole place to ourselves.

You and me, we got it all for free.

So come on down.

This is the suite life.

We've got a suite life.

The suite life of Zack and Cody S02E05 Free Tippy

Thanks for the ride, Henry.

It's Tippy you should thank.

He does all the hard work.

Here's your tip, Tippy.

Don't spend it all in one place.

So you guys have been working together

for a long time, huh?

Yep. too bad we won't be working together much longer.

Why not?

Well, i'm turning 65 tomorrow.

Mr. Moseby says that means it's time for me to retire.

So? You don't have to do everything Mr. Moseby says.

We like to think of his rules more as...suggestions.

Well, that's one suggestion I think I'm gonna have to take.

I love my job, but Moseby's already sold Tippy.

Breaks my heart.

Are you ready to retire, Tippy?

Still feeling frisky?

Wanna meet a girl?

Not you!

Well, I'm off to a benefit to save the rain forest.

What do you think of my outfit?

Oh! Love your endangered alligator boots.

Thanks! They match my emu underwear.

Hey! That broach is fabulous.

Oh, thanks. My great-grandmother gave it to me.

Actually, my mother gave it to me

After she pried it out of aunt

Eileen's hands at the funeral.

- Let me tell you... - Not interested.

Can I borrow it?

You have a closet full of broaches.

Yeah, but I don't have that one.

I don't know, London.

This broach is really special to me.

I'll take really good care of it...

As if the emeralds were real.

No! please, please, please?

Ok. if i say yes, will you go, go, go?

Yes, yes, yes! All right.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Ok. We're done with that.

Mrs. Delacourt, i am so honored

That you have chosen the Tipton for your event.

I believe i said I was considering the Tipton.

But you smiled when you said it.

My smiles mean nothing.

Well, a heart association ball should be at the Tipton,

Because we have a... big heart.

How could you be so heartless?!

How could you force poor Henry into retirement.

And ship Tippy off to the glue factory?

Kids!

What wild imaginations they have.

So it would seem.

Would you excuse me for just a teensy second?

Make it teensy-weensy.

Okey-dokey.

Ok. We're done with that.

Mr. Tipton has a strict retirement policy.

Besides, we should have gotten

rid of that carriage years ago.

It doesn't make any money.

But what about Tippy?

I've sold him to a very nice gentleman from Vermont.

He outside looking at the horse right now.

Orphans.

Yeah, I got the horse to haul the lumber.

Might not last long, but I got him cheap.

We'll be leaving in the morning.

We can't let this happen.

That guy's gonna work Tippy to death.

Not if Tippy's not there

when he comes to get him.

Right, Tippy?

Maddie! I just had

the most amazing night of my life.

I held a baby panda and danced with a prince.

Oh, yeah? I sold 7 candy bars and a lady miss razor.

Where's my broach?

Oh. It's right here.

Oh. That's strange.

It's probably still attached to my wrap.

Hey, Norman. The doorman at the St. Mark's

Says you hail cabs like a girl.

Don't freak out,

But I may have accidentally misplaced it.

- Misplaced it?! - See? That's freaking out.

That belonged to my dead great-grandmother.

Then she'll never know.

- Find it! - Ok. I will.

How could you misplace something

that's right in front of you?

Man, this stinks!

Look, i said i'll find it.

No, I mean it really stinks.

Arwin, are you busy?

No, I'm just tinkering

With my new super-sensitive metal detector.

Ha ha ha! Watch this.

Whoa!

Well, I found my desk.

Uhh!

Oh! I forgot about the plate in my head!

Little help!

Whoo! That'll clear the sinuses.

Arwin, we need a favor.

Would it be ok if a friend of ours stayed here tonight?

Sure, sure. I'll clear a spot for him.

Holy seabiscuit!

I'm gonna need a bigger spot.

Thanks, Arwin.

How did you get him in here?

The service elevator.

Tippy can push the buttons with his nose.

So can I.

Look, I'd, uh... oh, boy.

I'd love to help, but, um...

I just have one little...

Ah-choo!

One little problem. ah-choo!

I think Arwin's allergic to Tippy hair.

I think Tippy's allergic to Arwin hair.

It's ok. I'll be fine.

I'll just...take some... allergy medication.

Ah-choo!

You're the best, Arwin.

Hey, how many Arwin's do you know?

Oh. I'm the-I get it. Go. Go.

Ah-choo!

I'm gonna need a bigger hankie.

Guess what? I found your broach.

You did?! Oh, that's wonderful! That's fantastic!

That's--not my broach.

I know. It's better.

Those are real emeralds.

So let's turn that frown upside down.

London, that is not the point.

This one doesn't have sentimental value.

That's right. It has "dollarmental" value.

It doesn't matter. I love that broach.

This was my nana's.

It was the last connection I had to her.

Excuse me, but have you seen my horse?

I just went out to the stable and Zippy's not there.

Tippy.

Whatever.

So where's my horse?

I can assure you he's not in my hotel.

Can you excuse me for a minute?

I have a couple of carrot salesman i need to talk to.

I-I...

Arwin! huh?!

Mother, I have to get the macaroni back from the pirates!

Arwin, wake up!

Unhand me noodles!

Arwin!

Huh? uhh!

Where's Tippy?

He was here a second ago.

You lost a horse?