I Surrender Dear

We've played a game of stay away,

but it cost more than I can pay.

Without you I can't make my way.

I surrender, dear.

I may seem proud, and I may act gay.

That's just a pose, I'm not that way.

'Cause deep down in my heart I say, I surrender, dear.

Those little, mean things we were doing

must have been part of the game, lending a spice to the wooing,

oh, but I don't care who's to blame.

When stars appear and shadows falls,

then you'll hear my poor heart call to you

my love, my life, my all, I surrender, dear.

We've played a game of stay away,

but it cost more than I can pay.

Without you I can't make my way, I surrender, dear.

Will you please shut off that noise?

Noise?

Mother, that's Bing Crosby.

I don't understand how you could

be so interested in a radio singer

which you've never even seen.

I, for one, don't like it.

Thousands of girls can't all be wrong.

Thousands of girls don't have a chance to marry a marquis.

But they all haven't a smart mother.

You're impossible.

No I'm not, mother.

What are you doing?

Changing the tune.

Oh, sweetheart, you must have your jokes.

Jokes?

It was mother's doing.

Anyway, I was lying here thinking.

And I know what you were thinking.

What?

That you were asleep.

Sleep, thinking.

Sleep, thinking

Oh, there's a bee.

More jokes.

Look!

Don't strike at it, it might sting him.

Don't!

Ouch!

Did the bee sting you while he lived?

Not when he lives, but when he sits down.

Look at it palpitate.

There comes my sister's train now, Jerry.

Hey, hey!

Come on with a 20. - Oh, yeah.

Well, you got me here in time.

Sure, 30 seconds to spare.

I hope you recognizes me.

I haven't seen her in years.

That a boy.

Good luck!

Hang on to it, you'll need it tomorrow.

Oh, listen, officer, this is not my car.

It's going to be your ticket.

Now, captain, I'm a very, very close friend

of the police commissioner.

This is what I like to give you guys tickets--

he'll know I'm on the job.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. he'll know that then.

That one, that one, and be careful of that one.

Hello, sis.

How are ya?

I beg your pardon?

Oh, well, I beg yours.

I thought you were my sister.

Oh, really.

Yes.

You see, you're just her size and you're just as beautiful.

Your sister?

Yes, I got a wire from her, said she'd

be in on the limited Tuesday.

But this is Monday.

Oh, Monday.

Well, you see, I work nights, and sometimes I get

a little mixed up on my days.

And your sisters?

No really.

I have the wire from her right here in my pocket.

I will show it to you if you think--

Your brother?

He thought he was.

He thought he was?

Well, I'm glad I'm not.

What?

What

You're a music teacher?

A masher.

No, lady.

I'm only waiting for my sister.

Oh bosh.

But I found my idea.

Marquis!

Could I help you, Joe?

Please, please.

Oh, fine.

It's outrageous!

And I believe you're encouraging him.

Say, I only wish she would.

It is impudence!

This lady it's my fiance.

Oh, well, you can get out of that.

Ouch!

Hey, wait a minute.

It's preposterous!

What's this, a sword?

Certainly!

I have been insulted!

Marquis!

I will teach him a lesson.

En garde.

Tally ho!

Look out behind you.

Oh!

Now, you have insulted my honor.

Well, you put that sticker down and I'll knock you on it.

Imagine the Marquis fighting a duel over you.

Is that what he's doing?

En garde.

Oi!

I'm two up.

Now, I am mad.

Not really.

Well, come, come.

Ooh!

Isn't this thrilling?

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Now, you say sorry and drop that sword.

I will not do it!

I tell you, drop it!

Never!

I am hot!

I am very hot from this.

Well then, cool of from this.

Ah!

Ahh!

Come on.

Hello, officer.

How's everything?

You'll pardon me, I'll be going.

Am-scray!

Hi ho!

Well, here we are, three hours shot.

Can I help it if we had to stop at a police station?

Well, if we hadn't been pinched,

we could have followed her car.

Oh.

Her she is now.

Oh, it's a dog we're following.

No, Jerry, it's her dog.

Follow me.

Hello, boy.

Hello there.

How are you.

Hello.

You!

Aw, that's too bad.

He loves water.

Mm-hmm.

Here comes Bing.

Pardon me, aren't you Mr. Crosby?

Why, yes miss, but you're not the girl.

There she is now, Jerry.

Ooh, good.

You know, I'm a bit of a crooner myself.

We're not interested.

I'll say we're not.

You wouldn't be.

Have you got romance?

Girly, I've got loads of it for you.

Oh, I beg your pardon.

You look just like someone I know.

Who is this fellow?

I don't know.

This lady is my wife.

Well, goodnight.

I thought she was a friend of mine.

Well, I've never even seen him before.

Just a masher, huh?

Oh-- oh, no.

Really, sir, I've never made that mistake before.

What difference does that make?

Chauncey, control yourself.

Chauncey?

Not the Chauncey Olcott, the sweet singer

of those beautiful Irish ballads?

Sure, a little bit of heaven fell from out the sky