Seasons

Okay! Good evening, Araneta!

Good evening, everyone.

Welcome to Donnalyn's Bar and Grill here at Roxas Boulevard.

And to those who are hungry, dig in and order whatever you want.

And those of you who are drinking, keep drinking till you can't anymore.

One day, the one you love will return.

They'll be right back in your arms.

Yeah, am I right?

Your one true love, they're gonna return.

Enough of that, girl! Come on!

Yeah, let's go! Let's go, come on!

Okay. Okay.

I'm going to start with an original song.

Cover is not original, please.

Yeah, play something we know. God!

Uh, you're right. Got it. Let's do that, then.

UGGO!

-What about requests? -Yeah!

Yeah, I got a request!

People always say that,

when you love someone, you have to set them free.

But nobody talks about what happens after.

KURT - UGLY - MY "UGGO"

The pain…

and the huge void that is left.

SO NERVOUS!

They've been in your life so long.

You make the mistake of thinking they'll be there forever…

your whole life.

But shit happens.

And that someone, who we were always so close to…

ANOTHER HEARTBREAK THANKS, UGGO, FOR BEING HERE.

…suddenly becomes a stranger to us.

THANKS, UGGO, FOR BEING THERE!

CONGRATS, UGGO! YOUR OWN BAR!

HAPPY TO BE WITH THE GANG!

Three years ago, I made the worst decision of my life.

A decision so bad that things irrevocably changed.

And went to shit.

And I mean…

shit.

See? I told you.

Platonic, my ass.

Oh, God. I'm sorry I told you.

Damn girl, look at the mess you created.

Are you out of your mind?

Fine.

I know I'm an idiot.

What were you thinking? Are you totally crazy?

So he found out,

what are you gonna tell him? You have to confess now, you know.

And this is what comes from all your platonic rubbish, yeah?

Think about it, okay? Because you're putting your friendship at risk.

Maybe you're just jealous.

Do you think Jane stole your best friend from you?

Charlie? You still there?

Charlie? Did you hang up? Did you even hear me?

-I've been talking this whole time. -Okay, hear me out.

I'm not perfect.

Things happened that led me to this.

So let me tell you the story

of how I lost the only person I loved

because of my own stupidity.

Morning, Ugly.

Rise and shine.

Hey.

-Come on, Ugly. -Char, come on.

It's early.

I still need to buy a gift for my godson. Come on.

Later.

-Out of bed. -Ow! Stop.

Ugly!

You are coming to my godson's birthday, right?

Every time you want to go home to Laguna,

automatically you want me to drive you.

Oh my God, are you complaining about this?

Well, I always pay for the tolls and the gas by the way.

And you know there's going to be food, so you're gonna love it.

Hm…

I don't know.

Ugly…

I don't wanna go without you.

I can't go all by myself.

You know what'll happen.

Everyone will be seated

and then everyone will go their separate ways.

And I'll be stuck there sitting all alone.

So? What's wrong with being by yourself?

I'm about to turn 32. 32!

The clock's ticking, Ugly!

Oh, my God. Did you know

all I can think about is that by now

my husband and I should be buying our new home

and expecting our third baby?

All my friends are leaving me behind.

Don't worry about your friend.

Don't pressure yourself with that self-imposed timeline.

Or better yet, exit that road.

And what about you, Ugly? Don't you want a girlfriend?

Aren't you tired of being… single?

No one to cuddle.

No one to text you, "Good morning", "Good night", "I love you", "Did you eat?"

"Are you hungry?"

"Can I pick you up?"

Well, that's you really. And one's enough.

Ugly, the point I'm making is…

-if you want a long-term relationship… -Oh.

…put yourself out there and not on apps.

What have you got against apps?

You're so old-fashioned.

Are you frightened that an app is gonna take away your control?

I'm just making a point, Ugly. Right?

And maybe give Hans a chance.

Huh?

Well, you said he's been asking you out for two years, yeah?

He obviously likes you.

And I think you should go out.

Why do you keep on pushing this Hans thing?

It must be like the seventh time that you've said this.

Oh, please. What are you saying? You push me into online dating, don't you?

You're just the same, Ugly.

My point is, just try real life.

Okay.

I'll try. Yup.

On one condition.

Okay, I'll do what you want. I'll try it.

Yes, I'll go out with Hans.

And so, you will try a dating app,

then we can prove our points to each other.

And if I click with Hans

out there in the great big real world…

Okay, then you will have made your point.

But if… you swipe right and you get a spark with a perfect girl…

Then my point will be made, hm?

-Char? -Hm?

We're, um… we're thinking of ordering out.

Do you want something to eat?

-Uh, no, thanks. -Sure?

-Mm-hm, I'm okay. -Uh, okay.

Hans.

Um, I don't wanna order in.

But, uh, how about we eat out?

-Okay. -Mm-hm, okay.

Hang on.

Why'd he do that?

He said, "Your audio doesn't sound right.

It sounds like it's been dubbed over.

Next time you call for a meeting,

make sure everything's polished".

What the hell? It wasn't dubbed at all!

Oh, I know that feeling.

I had a producer, he wanted a score, a wall-to-wall score,

but the director… The director cut like half of everything I did.

What an asshole!

Damn, how frustrating.

But it was okay because I just used it for a different project.

Uh-oh.

It's already been an hour.

-Should we go? -Let's go.

-Oh, hang on. -Ah?

Oh…

Oh.

-Good to go. -Thanks very much.

-Hi! What's up? -Oh, how are you?

So good to see you.

Here, I got you a piece

even if no one else is eating.

I've been looking at this since we arrived.

Yeah, I got you some because I know carrot cake is your favorite.

Uh, jeez, this is eye-opening. It looks like raising a family

is expensive.

What happened? You've already changed your mind?

Last week you were, "I wanna settle down."

Now you've changed your mind.

Oh, my God. It's so hard to know.

What do I want?

Lord, please help me.

Good?

So good.

So good!

Hey.

So I ended up going out with Hans.

-Really? -Mm.

-You finally went out? -Mm.

Congrats, Ugly.

So, come on, I was right.

It was good. Your turn.

Turn?

You know our deal, I did mine, so now it's your turn.

Time for you and online dating.

PDA!

That's a PDA!

Come on, stop!

You've gotta open your mouth a little bit more.

What's with that?

-Look at them. -What?

You two are so close.

-Come on. -Ah, before we continue…

I have to ask something.

Have you ever, ah, sexy time with each other?