أول 200 سطر.
In addition to removing the prostate itself, We took a few of your lymph nodes.
And then, fortunately, we got an answer. on your tests, and...
...the...
Boom, boom, round and round.
Well, there we have you.
There is no sign of spread.
In other words: You are cured and cancer-free.
That's fantastic.
- So you can go home and enjoy life. - Thank you very much.
I just need to hear you...
How is the erection?
How is it?
Yes... If we say, that this is your penis, -
- then there's this on the right side no problems.
On the left side we have had to to take more radical action.
- So the connection is broken. - And what does that mean?
It will never happen again, as you've been used to, Niels.
Optimistically speaking is there a fifty-fifty chance of, -
- that you can partially recover erection.
That's good. That's really good, Niels.
If it doesn't really work out, There are many good alternatives.
There's a penis ring, a pump, pills...
And then there is injection before intercourse itself.
You get them here so you can keep them. pants dry. And read the pamphlets.
Be happy that you are healed. Welcome home.
- Hey, so what? What did they say? - He's fast.
- Yes! - Yes! Niller...
That's right, Niels. Fuck death, man. Fuck death.
Shut up, we were so scared, man.
Is there a better opportunity? to celebrate turning 50?
No, I'm not celebrating. I just want to be left alone.
What's wrong, Niels?
Yes, it's nothing, You can help.
Niels?
Today is dad's birthday.
Niels?
Come on, damn it. You can't do shit.
Far?
Come on! Come on now!
- He's in the shower. We'll wait. - No, it doesn't matter.
Congratulations!
Why the hell don't you lock it, Dad?
We'll just wait until you're done.
- I would like to explain. - I just think we forget.
Why don't you unwrap your presents?
Hold that up.
- Wow. - It's from mom. I helped.
Honey, we're going to Paris, So just the two of us, next Friday.
- It's instead of a party. - You don't seem that excited.
- Yes, yes. But why Paris? - Because it's wonderful.
We should celebrate life. Eat good food and go to museums and...
- And don't think about illness. - It's the city of love.
Chernobyl would be more appropriate.
It's like a man without arms. in a mix-your-own candy store.
- You can do other things than fuck. - Yes, stand in line for Monet's water lilies.
Travel has never been a problem for me.
- Stop. - I've always been able to.
There was just that Finnish girl in the 3rd grade.
Some incomprehensible dirty talk.
Mom just had to bend down, So it stood like this.
- And now I have to live like this. - No, Niels.
I've been using it for three weeks. Thank you, dad.
Sorry. Sorry!
I hope you feel better, before the guests arrive.
- I'm not in the mood for that. - It's just Thomas and Andreas.
And then my parents. They want to celebrate you, Niels.
Hello!
Come on. Come on.
Is anyone home? Congratulations, Niels.
- We are so relieved for you. - No.
- What's up, old asshole? Congratulations! - No.
- Hey... - Ssh! The kids are sleeping.
I was going to say hello. Congratulations, man!
Can you see anything changed?
Uh...
- I've got a boyfriend. - No, congratulations!
Is she cute?
Does the bear shit in the forest? I get Fear of heights from scoring so high.
Why don't you have said anything about it?
We just had to notice. Do you have to know everything, or what?
- What is her name? - Babs.
- Babs? - Babs.
Like Lill-Babs, her the Swedish one jazz singer with "Leva livet".
Do you want to hear something funny? She lives on Funen, close to your in-laws.
- Isn't that fun? - Yes, yes.
I'm just warming them up here, before the little ones wake up.
- Hello. - Do you babysit grandchildren?
No, it's my own.
It's nice. to see men taking responsibility.
I step aside a little, so Lærke can pursue her career.
I'm just going home now. and enjoy it.
Being present in the moment with the kids.
It's also been a long time, You've published something, right?
Well, there's a call for me. I'd better...
- What is she doing? - She's a couples therapist.
Are you having problems? you can get it cheap.
- Be careful, be careful. - He's got something to look forward to.
Aren't you opening?
- Hi, Pia! - Happy birthday.
It's just a little thing from me. and some of the others in the office.
We are so looking forward to it, that you are coming back from "vacation".
We all know very well, what it's about.
Pakke-Per has been through same trip. He has told about...
And also about... Right?
Yes.
But he has become happy just to cuddle with his wife and hold her.
- He doesn't miss sex at all. - Well. Okay.
Of course he's also 82, but...
- It was just to cheer you up. - Thank you very much.
- Niels? - Yes.
I have to go back to work too.
- Yes. - Um...
So you have to remember those crunches there.
Pakke-Per still wears diapers, so it's just a matter of getting started.
Well. Have a good time, right? Hello.
My parents will say something.
As you know, Mutti has been sick for a long time.
And... yes.
Her heart probably can't hold it. forever.
But you know mom.
always look forward to life
Yes, we must remember to celebrate life.
Therefore, we have decided to celebrate our golden wedding anniversary anyway.
And in that regard We have a very special wish.
When we celebrated our silver wedding anniversary, The three of you performed on a tightrope -
- and in fun costumes with our song that means so much to us.
We will try to entice you to to do it one more time.
Niels, you were dressed as a lady. It's one of our best memories.
No, no, no. It's been 25 years.
That number cannot be reached. perform today. Now go away.
- That would be too ridiculous. - No.
And is there anything we need, then it's being allowed to laugh.
- Mom probably doesn't have many parties left. - Of course we will perform.
- I'm totally ready. - What do you say, Niels?
- Okay. - Thank you very much. We are very grateful.
Go away! Go and lie down! Lie down now.
Maybe we should just try a little.
Have we ever actually seen this "Salmon Fishing in Yemen"?
Maybe it's not so bad, as you think.
There's something about it, that they move a whole lot of salmon.
Okay. We'll wait.
I am so happy for you. Sing that song for my parents.
It really means a lot to them. And for me.
I'm not going to create myself. in front of all those people.
They think, "He's done. He can "can't even make his wife happy."
They can sing that song themselves.
My mother has no idea how long she have again. You are healed after all.
Healed, yes. But how? What, Jette?
How? I don't feel like a real man anymore.
So I won't stand. and be a laughing stock in women's clothing.
You are a real man.
- They should have a patio heater. - Niels, you saw how happy they were.
It's frustrating, that it doesn't want to listen.
- Can you focus on something else? - Yes, it will be easy.
There will soon be nothing left here, You can get horny.
Thank you. It will be nice. to go to Paris with you.
I'm not going to Paris. Can't you just leave me alone?
Fine. You'll get rid of me. I'll just go myself.
Yes, but then... We'll meet at my parents' first.
I hope you feel better. You should Don't ruin the party with that mood.
Well, now my mood is not good enough? It's best if I just stay away.
- You don't mean that. - Because.
Then there's a party!
Look what I found in the attic. We can practice the song for the golden wedding.
It doesn't matter. Niels is not coming to the party.
You can also take your girlfriend there. I can't be used for anything.
He's been like this all week. I soon won't be able to take it anymore.
Okay, Jette. Listen here. Have fun with your girlfriend in Paris.
Then there will be two of us here at Niels's. We'll probably have to get him up again.
- He's coming to the golden wedding. - Otherwise, I won't forgive him.
What do we do with Niller? The golden wedding is in a week.
We're throwing a surprise party for him, -
- so he can feel that we care about him. We can borrow Fisse-Frode's summer house.
Then he also gets the 50th birthday.
That's a really good idea. And then We're going to the golden wedding the next day.
But how the hell Can we bring him to Funen?
If you only praise a man enough, then you can get him to do everything.
We start with to let him win at badminton.
- Hey! - There you are, Frode.
They fit really well, those shorts. Have you trained your buttocks?
- What? - It's probably more my diaper.
It's also inside. I think, Those crunches have paid off.
Niller, I've missed those smashes. I remember how poisonous they are.
Okay.
- Shouldn't we keep it credible? - Yes, that was excessive.
Shall we get started? Fisse-Frode and Thomsen against Andreas and me.
Me too.
You have.
You have.
You have! I said "you have".
There is nothing, called "you have".
- It's called "I have". - You don't have that.
You say "I have", because then I know you have.
If we say, "you have", Don't you know that I have.
Is it badminton or GrammaTikTok?
We have to talk him out of it.
I say "you have", so he I can feel that I trust him.
- But he doesn't have it. - You need to be more pedagogical.
Because you have the kids with you?
No, because it's the smartest thing to do.
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