Luv U Soniyo

'Yet another page of the countless pages written on love_

'One that nature seems to have dressed in leisure..

..with its colours_

'This is the story ofour Mark and Soniyo_

l want him. l want her.

They are going to be our stars.

Mark. Soniyo.

'lt has been said..

..even the time that a leaf breaking off from the tree is preordained_

'nothing happens before its set time or after_

'And this was Mark and Soniyo's love story_

'Life gave Mark and Soniyo several occasions to meet_

'Once they met for this advertisement for kindergarten_

Mark, be careful.

'Another time they bumped into each other at the pasty shop_

Oh god! So sory.

What happened, baby?

He spoiled me.

Don't worry. l'll get a new one, okay.

He's a bad boy.

Marky, are you crazy or what? You come. Come, come.

What you think am I fool, bad boy.

'Other times they chanced upon each other on the street_

Hey, what are you doing?

Sory.

'The series of coincidental meetings went on this way_

'But perhaps destiny was waiting for another time_

''Flowers are blooming and he is fast asleep_'

''lt seems like he has planted a dream in a flowerpot of sleep_'

''An angel will appear with a magic wand_'

''ln asnap shewill put the scattered stuffin order_'

''He postpones all his chores to tomorrow_'

''The sun has been shining on his face for long_'

''Valentine's day is here bringing colourto life_'

''But his calendar still shows it is October_'

''This is a strange game. It is a blend ofrelations_'

''Searching forjoy here and there_'

''This is a mystey. It is nice and dandy_'

''Some complications are unravelled here_'

''The heart is alert here, kind oflike a doe_'

''A mystical melody keeps playing_'

''The day dawns on seeing her_'

''Anyone who sees her weaves a million dreams_'

''Things come in order at hertouch_'

''_ature corrects her clock_'

''The sun borrows lightfrom her glow_'

''The day ends in hertresses_'

''The sun goes crazy and moves to hertune_'

''They are so incompatible. They are no match_'

''Looking for happiness here and there_'

''This is a mystey. It is nice and dandy_'

''Some complications are unravelled here_'

''This is a strange game. It is a blend ofrelations_'

''Searching forjoy here and there_'

''This is a mystey. It is nice and dandy_'

''Some complications are unravelled here_'

Yes, exactly. Exactlywhat l said.

Correct.

Excuse me, please.

What?

You don't look like you're from this college. l card please.

Hey!

They are with me.

Thomas, my boy, you knowthe rules ofthis college.

Outsiders aren't allowed inside.

You want me to demonstrate my rule to you in the corner?

Oh no, Thomas. l don'twantto go to the corner.

You may enter.

Come along.

You have greatsay inthis college, brother.

Continue to observe.

HeyVinay!

Look my attitude. Let's enjoy.

Hey, doyou have alicense to ridethe bicycle?

Butalicense is not requiredto ride abicycle.

Brother says you need a license..

..so you must get it made right away.

_ow liftthe cycle on your shoulder and leave.

What are you waiting for, you dope?

Hey! Who's that?

Thomas, please give me the ball.

What ifl don't?

''Marky! Eveyone will be crazy_'

Give methe ball orelse.

Or else what?

Or else l'll go complain to the Principal, get it.

Hey sissy, show me your strength and take the ball.

Whyyou dragging the Principal into this, you weakling?

You're the sissy who needs hired hands..

..to showyour strength, getthat?

Damn you!

''Eveyone will be crazy_'

Thomas, you've crossed all the boundaries today.

So whatwill you do?

l can do plenty, butl needto clipthe power..

..you are demonstrating today because ofthese outsiders.

Get him

Beat him. - Damn you!

Look him!

Marky!

Come here. Come here. - _o!

Troublemaker!

Baldy, ifl seeyou inthe lane outside, much lessthis college..

..l'll build a new college on your head, get it. Go!

Cheers!

Hey headlight.

l'm the one who got into afight. - Yes.

So why is yourface swollen?

Mark, you know our headlight's problem.

He loses his eyesightby6:OO PM.

So?

Last night.. - Hey..

Let him tell, let him tell. - Sit back and relax.

Last night he wentto say l love you to Seema Lagoo.

At her home.

Onlywhen he got a slap on his face..

..did he realise it was her mother Reema Lagoo.

Then, then, then, then.

Then she had aslipperin herhandwith his cheek infront.

l plucked the courage. l wentto her house.

l've told you so manytimes..

..to do something aboutyour condition. -What can l do?

Oryou'll be in greattrouble someday, l'm warning you.

Look, Charmyfrom the firstyear is coming this way.

Bablu, the moon rises at night, doesn't it?

So how come it's shown up during the day?

That's right.

Reshma, owls make a sound at night, don'tthey?

So how come it's making a sound during the day?

Whydoyou let them insultyou, man.

You keep your mouth shut.

When the squint girl from the third year swore atyou..

..were you revered then? Weren'tyou insulted then?

He forgot.

Who? Pammi? - Yes, her.

Whatdoyou see inthatsquintgirl?

Why are you chasing her?

One ofher eyes is so beautiful even the other eye looks at it.

You know?

Let's go play cricket.

Cricket?

What cricket? We have professorVaswani's class now.

lfwe miss even one class,we will surelyfail atMaththistime.

Oh freak, Vaswani! Someone get him to miss class.

Mark, please do something.

That's right. - _ow..

Professor Snehlata's protest can save us from class.

Friends, are you with me? Come on.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

We won't permitthe stink from thattoiletto reach our college.

Man, l can't endure this protest.

Look straight ahead, you pumpkin!

The municipality musttake action!

They must move the toiletfrom there. -We look like losers, man!

Eveybody pick up the placards andjoin the protest.

A toilet cannot prevail where our college exists!

A toilet cannot prevail where our college exists!

Hey, let's go! Come, come, come, come.

C'mon!

A toilet cannot prevail where our college exists!

Theywill never mend theirways, father.

They marked their attendance in the protest..

..so they could bunk class.

And they disappeared from the protestwithin five minutes.

l was veytempted to exposing the four ofthem.

l remained silent because he is Meenu's brother.

Cool it, my dear. Cool it.

l don't send you to college..

..so you might get involved in these muddles.

Keep your mind on your studies and your grades.

ln any case it is unbecoming ofgirls to deal with louts.

And keep control on your anger.

You are old enough to mary..

..and you're running around being a do-gooder.

Sons, are the payments coming on time?

Whatcan l do,father? A lotofmoneyistied up.

_obody makes payments on time.

Father, Ithink ifl goto allthe oMces and make anoise..

..then perhaps..

Look boys, the payment should come in on time.

You maydowhatyou pleaseto achievethis.

_o, myboy, we don'twantanyfights.

We aren'tthat kind ofpeople.

And what sort ofafather are you?

You are teaching your sons the wrong things.

Okay Pammi, starting today you manage our business..

..and we shall manage your kitchen.

_onsense!

Give mefive. Give mefive.

Hello sir.

Maywe enter?

Oh no!

The veterans ofour college, our stars on earth..

..our backbench scholars have finally arrived in college.

Applause.

Thank you, thank you. Thank you, guys.

Silence.

Tell me, why have you arrived late?

Come on, sir, how could we come late foryour class? -Yes.

We're here forthe next class.. -Vaswani.