Twin Daggers

Sorry about the noise.

It's just such a pleasure to use the abacus again.

Sorry again.

Must be all the coffee I had this morning.

Ah, Yakuza.

Sorry about your boss.

Heard he had a heck of a funeral.

Who-ah!

Baka!

That was for cussing.

Ah, "Romeo and Juliet."

My favorite.

You got my sub sandwich there, Bobby?

Funny, most people call be "Body."

Well, you certainly are.

Did you watch my performance?

Very nice, very nice.

You obviously know a thing or two about dancing, don't you?

See any rough edges that need to be smoothed?

Oh, maybe a tad here or there.

But nothing we can't work out.

Then show me how to smooth them.

I suppose my vast experience could be helpful, couldn't it, doll?

You like what you see?

Very good.

By the way, your Russian friend sends his regards.

No!

Best mother in the joint.

Don't move!

Oh, shit!

- Put it down! - Hey, don't shoot.

- Put it down! - Don't shoot!

Look, I was just looking. Don't shoot.

- Here, catch this. - Whoa!

Now you don't move!

Whoa!

Oh, shit!

- Shit! - Oh, bingo!

Wait.

This one. Take the little one.

How about another one, huh? This one's better.

- Take this one. - No more, please.

- How about this one? - No more, please!

- Ha, yeah, take this. - No more, no more, no more.

Ha ha! Hey, you look a little full.

It's been a pleasure doing business with you.

Hey, you look a little stuck up.

Oh no, oh no!

- Ha! - Oh no, oh no.

Oh God, oh God, oh no!

Oh no, hold on. Not this one, oh no.

- Oh no, oh no! - Ha ha!

Not this one, not this one, not this one.

Oh, shit.

Sorry, man.

What's the matter with you?

Are you nervous about tomorrow?

Nervous? I was a made man

when you were puking on your prom night.

What are you gonna do after the trial?

Are you gonna lay low for the rest of your life?

Hey, I'm gonna enjoy myself.

What are you gonna do on your puny salary, huh?

At least nobody put a contract on my head.

Relax, it's the wind.

All right. I know.

Well well well.

If it isn't my good old team captain.

Hello, Body.

Nice to see you've maintained that namesake of yours.

Oh well, you know, work out,

diet... the usual suffering.

The witch and her body.

The jackass and his muscle.

Flex, nice to see you as well.

You both here for the unique culture?

I was told it was a unique spa treatment.

Hmm.

Well, if the three of us are here, then...

Well, that's an unexpected reunion.

Wonder who knows about the four of us then?

Scholar,

Body, Flex and Ghost.

Welcome. The Army Intelligence

Gifted Ops Team which specializes in ancient weaponry.

That's ancient history.

Hey, how did you know about the Go team?

Most people who knew about it didn't live to tell it.

Let me introduce myself.

I'm Lan. I apologize for the false advertising.

And I'm guessing you have some friends at Army Intel

in order to get these photos.

It took me a long while to track down the four of you

who went AWOL all of a sudden.

And have you figured out why we went AWOL yet?

The records show you guys had a fiasco of a mission

six years ago.

It's an invitation-only game, I'm afraid.

Shit!

What?

The FBI.

You stupid idiots.

So much for the Go team.

Word has it now it's four new guns for hire.

Oops.

Forgot you guys don't use guns.

Let's just say "problem solvers."

What do you want from us?

A job offer.

Yeah, well, the photos should have tipped you off...

working together ain't our thing.

Thought you guys might've gotten along better

during the course of training.

Hmm, that's a laugh.

You still owe me one.

Shit!

One, two, three.

$400,000.

My English... no good.

I heard 400 grand loud and clear.

I Kay Moi.

She is my cousin.

And she needs a job done...

if you guys are still interested.

Looks like we're still here.

Is this a joke?

You want us to whack you?

She Sue. My twin.

She's worth that much, is she?

Are you interested? No?

You want us to go all the way to...

China?

First and foremost...

show me the moolah.

Here.

Your advance... $20,000 each.

Whoo! Looks like a real deal.

Two conditions.

First, no one else hurt.

Only your target alone.

Otherwise, no pay.

All right.

I'm a precision kind of gal.

Collateral damage is bad for business anyway.

One more thing.

No witness.

No witnesses?

But yet, we can't whack any witnesses.

Oh, man!

It must be done quiet.

Afterward, I'll be Sue.

You assume her identity.

Would you mind clarifying the situation a little?

Why many questions?

My apologies.

Stick to the business at hand.

Let's say one of us can nail your twin alone?

Wouldn't it be unfair to split it four ways?

We thought the four of you together

would guarantee a result.

Yeah, well, suppose one or two of us

can get the job done.

You know what I mean?

All right.

One person brings me Sue's body,

take all the money.

Hey, you still want to know

what's going on with the twins?

Not that I have to check my moral compass or anything.

Okay. For your information,

Moi International was founded by their parents

until the evil twin could arrange an early exit.

Yes, I warned her dad too.

An original Shakespeare tragedy.

I believe revenge is justified

where the law couldn't serve the purpose.

Then it will be delivered cold.

- Morning. - Good morning.

Yes?

Yeah yeah.

Okay.

Miss Moi, This is Mr. Hogan.

Sue Moi. Nice to meet you, Mr. Hogan.

The pleasure's all mine. Please, call me Bart.

Then call me Sue.

Have a seat, please.

Can I bring you some coffee or tea?

No, thank you.

Buzz me if you need anything.

You have a beautiful office.

Thank you.

It feels very homey, very...

safe.

I didn't have to kill anyone to get it.

Excuse my lousy joke.

Your English is much better.

Better than who?

Somebody...

somebody you really don't know at all.

I still have an accent