A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy

That was good.

- Hey. - Hmm?

You asleep?

Mmm.

I wanna do it right now.

Huh-uh.

Tony, no. Not with my roommate in the room.

I'll make it quick.

Tony, will you go to sleep?

- I ain't sleepy. - Well, I am.

- Tony, no! - What?

Aw, damn it.

Right here.

Right here.

Right here.

Right here.

Right there.

Right here.

Right here.

Right there.

Right there.

What the fuck are you doing?

What's wrong with you?

What the fuck are you doing? Doing all the pushing?

You're taking too goddamned long.

Too goddamned long to do what?

What you think?

I don't know, you tell me.

I thought you was going give me some...

Give you some...

You know, some... Mm-mmm.

Huh-uh. Huh-uh.

Could i just touch you? Could i just touch you?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

And thank you.

- You're welcome. - It was good too.

- Mm-hmm. - It was really good.

But that was your fault, baby. I didn't ask you to do that.

But you didn't put up a fight.

Well, damn, baby, if you're gonna offer it,

It's not like i'm gonna refuse it.

And you obviously liked it, so don't be mad at me

Because i don't feel obligated.

That's fucked up.

No, it is not. What is fucked up

Is that you want me to do something that i don't wanna do.

- I wouldn't do it to you. - Yo.

So how come you don't wanna do it?

It's just not me.

Okay.

What's wrong?

Hmm? Tony.

Baby, you mad?

Are you mad?

You know you can't be mad at me.

I don't know why you playing.

You know you can't be mad at me.

* you already know the answer *

* started putting me down *

* i like the way you call my name, baby *

* when i'm making love to you *

* i'll be waiting for your call, girl *

* tell me what you want me to do *

* i'll bet you never had another *

* brother like me

* a brother like me *

* i'm the one you're dreaming of *

* a special kind of brother like me *

* a special kind of brother like me *

* i'll bet you never had another *

* brother like me

* i'm the one you're dreaming of *

* a special kind of brother like me *

* a brother like me, girl... *

What the fuck are you doing?

What's the matter now?

You know what?

As you were, tony.

Why are you acting like a dick tease?

You know what? Go on to the bathroom then.

End all your business, player.

I give you permission.

What are you--

Here. Go ahead.

I suggest you do that before it goes limp.

Damn.

That's cold-blooded, brother.

Let's go to line one and talk to the people.

Baby, you are talking for women.

Uh, i don't think women should do that anyway,

Because it's not clean!

I mean, it's like a kid...

My brother don't want to take care of the child.

And my wife...

- You look sexy when you're mad. - I am not mad.

- You're mad. - I'm not mad.

You know, i'm mildly amused.

Stop lying. You're mad.

I'm not. You know what? I'm the one who told you. Why am i mad?

Mad. Oh, so mad.

- You know what, tony? - Shh.

I heard them shake something.

No.

Why don't you shake something?

Damn.

Fuck. Mmm.

Shit.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Don't stop.

What the fuck? What the--

* i

* love this

* the way you

* touch me

* i wanted this

* just like that

* and you're giving it up to me *

* i've been needing you, baby *

* so badly that i can't speak... *

* baby baby baby, i remember you *

* by the way you walk, by the way you move *

* baby baby baby, i remember you *

* your chocolate eyes can kill my blues... *

Shit.

Hey.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

Hold it.

You want me to pee in the bed?

Ew.

See?

Okay.

- Go to the bathroom. - All right, wait.

Hello?

Yeah. No, not yet.

I gotta-- I gotta go back for a conference call

And then a short meeting after.

Okay.

Yeah, we can do that. That's good.

All right. Cool. I'll see you then.

Yep.Bye.

Hey.

I gotta go.

I'll call you later, okay?

D'andre. D'andre.

D'andre.

D!

Yeah.

What's up?

- Come here. - I'm here.

Come on. See?

I already-- I know what you--

I don't want you to go.

- I don't want you to leave. - I gotta go.

- Stay. - I know, but i can't. I gotta-- I gotta go.

- Come on. - Babe.

Starting that stuff again.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Helena.

Helena, come on.

Wait wait. Whoa, come on. No no no.

- Wait, helena. Wait. - Mm.

Oh, shit, baby.

Girl, stop. Okay?

Wait, helena.

Oh, shit.

Baby, stop.

- Wait. - Okay.

I called you back 'cause you forgot your phone.

I mean--

Yes, i said stop, but i didn't mean like stop.

- I just-- - Then that's date rape.

- Come on, you-- - No means no, right?

You know you had no intentions to finish it.

How are you gonna start something like that and not finish?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Well, look down at my man and you'll see what i'm talking about.

Oh, is that why you look so stank?

- Mr. Hit-and-Run? - That's not even the same thing.

You're wrong for that. That is--

I don't have a lot of time in the day.

- I told you that. - You had time to come get some pussy.

Why is your mouth so foul?

Huh?

Man, that's-- It's not like that and you know it.

Actions speak louder than words, d'andre.

Here we go.

Shit.

So what you got planned today?

- You got some extravagant plans? - I don't know.

I just figured we could go out and eat or something.

You invited yourself over.

Okay. Here we go right here, i got it.

Me and you tomorrow, we--

Tomorrow-- Tomorrow, we can--

We can go out and eat. Your restaurant, your spot, you choose.

Tomorrow. I promise.

Me hungry today.

And you're already here.

While you're here you should just hang out.

- Really? - Really.