Carter (카터)

Church on time!

Hey, man. Where's your plus one?

That's right, you're the plus one.

That's gotta be weird.

Being someone's substitute plus one.

It's not weird at all. Boyfriend Rick had to work.

Sam doesn't like it when you call Rick "Boyfriend Rick".

He is her boyfriend, isn't he?

Kind of.

You ever hang out with them?

Sam and I just recently rediscovered hanging out.

So... no.

But you both with the bride?

I just play softball with her...

...but Sam kinda Big Sistered Melissa.

Met her when she had to arrest Melissa's Dad.

What's the story there?

I just told it.

Hey, where is Sam?

She's still bridesmaiding. I haven't seen her yet.

- Don't look over there. - Don't look where?

Don't make eye contact.

- Don't. - How about blue dress, four o'clock?

- Super cute. - That ship has already sailed.

Tell me everything.

We kinda slept together.

When you say 'kinda slept together',...

...you mean it resembled sex but was kind of something else?

Cause I really want to know what that is.

It was full on. Yeah.

The only problem is...

...I kinda went full on with her mother.

Which I didn't know until I sat down for...

...a very, very weird family breakfast.

Please tell me mom is here today.

Thank God, no, I think she's...

Yup.

She's here too.

Really cute as well.

Now we know what an episode of the Dave Leigh Show looks like.

You know what, we should stretch.

Yeah, no, let's stretch, we've been sitting a whole two minutes.

I'm starting to cramp up.

Hey, fellas. What's up?

Bride or groom?

Yes.

Wedding crashers.

You should introduce them to your girlfriends.

Okay, calm down.

Hey, Dave.

Adam. How's it going, man?

Not going to lie, a little nervous.

Yeah. Adam, this is Harley Carter.

Yeah, no duh. Hey.

What's going on, man? Thank you so much for having me.

- Congrats. - Are you kidding?

I mean, this day is already bordering...

...on 100% surreal and now Harley Carter is here?

I'm the plus one of one of your bridesmaids.

- Sam Shaw. - Yeah, I know but still.

Hey, Sam told me that you work with Doctors Without Borders.

That's extremely cool, man.

It's mostly just carrying a stretcher.

Sorry to interrupt but...

Right, the wedding.

Your bride-to-be told me she wanted me to...

...include her middle names in the ceremony.

- Do you wish the same? - Sure.

She said your full name is Adam Mikail Albek Khamza?

- Am I saying that right? - Perfect.

- Let's do this! - That's the spirit.

- Go get 'em, tiger! - Go get 'em, Adam Mikail!

So, you ready for this?

Put me like a seal over your heart,...

...like a seal on your arm.

For love is as strong as death,...

...jealousy is as severe as sheol.

Its flashes are flashes of fire.

The very flame of the lord.

She looks so beautiful...

- Grow up. - I didn't say anything.

About how beautiful Sam looks.

Everybody down!

Dammit.

Coordinate with Sanders and Chelios.

I want perimeters set up on the 94 and the 121...

...and nobody here leaves here until you hear from me or the Chief.

How's he doing, Rick?

I got lucky.

He got lucky.

Is he okay to move to the station?

He should be fine.

- Are you okay? - Yeah.

- How's he doing? - We're gonna take him to General.

Broken hip.

I mean, it's amazing nobody got in killed here.

I don't think they were expecting...

...Wonder Woman as one of their bridesmaids.

Thanks for subbing in for me, man.

Not a problem. It was a beautiful ceremony...

...until the shooting started.

Well, I gotta run.

- Okay. - Okay.

Okay.

Hey. You guys good?

There's still a shooter out there.

Yeah. About that.

I think I'm going to make sure Miranda...

...and her mom get home safe.

It's just a drive, okay?

Get your head out of the gutter.

Call me later, yeah?

I will.

Alright, bride and groom are gonna come with us.

What about the guy who filmed the whole thing?

Yeah, and the Reverend said he got a...

...pretty good look at the guy who got away.

So he comes too.

- Let's get elsewhere. - Yeah.

What's going on, Detective?

Process him.

Did you guys just make an appointment for round two?

Don't tempt me.

What's happening?

What's happening is we've got a possible hostage...

...situation at the hospital.

- What? - You know what I know.

We got a call that shots were fired and...

...I got two units down there barking about hostages.

Two different shootings in the span of an hour?

I know. And apparently this severe thunderstorm...

...has just been upgraded to storm of the century.

- You're in charge. - Got it.

And one more thing.

The rain isn't gonna let up,...

...which means the river is going to crest.

Which means we're likely gonna lose power.

And the bridges into downtown.

Alright, well, let me settle these witnesses...

...and then I'll take a crack at the guy we caught.

Right. Break him hard and fast.

I want to find out who's shooting up our town and why,...

...and preferably before they hit somebody.

Let's move out!

Hey.

Sorry, I didn't get your name.

- Keller. - Keller, hey. I'm Harley.

We're going to need to look at the footage on your camera.

I spent four thousand dollars on my camera.

I'm not asking to buy it, I'm asking to take a look at the footage.

Harley? You've got a visitor.

Said she was your wife.

What're you doing here?

I could ask you the same thing.

I'm on the job.

Right, right. Dot told me...

...that you were pretending to work here.

Again, what are you doing here?

Like I had any other choice.

You had a million other choices.

Here's a good one off the top of my head: How 'bout you not be here.

Don't be a dick.

You know what, Winter? I don't have time for this now.

- I don't. - Really? Why?

What's happening?

There was a shooting. Multiple shootings.

Which I'm sure we can all drop now that the Winter show is here.

You do not get to play it this way.

Not after sending me this.

Can we go somewhere...

...private?

This is the most private area in the building.

In fact, it's my favourite area in the building.

Right here.

Fine. Have it your way.

Let's just talk right here...

...about why we spoken...

...since you caught me in bed with another man.

- That was classy. - Well, I'm not classy, Harley,...

...you used to like that about me.

You know what else I used to like about you,...

...was when you didn't sleep with my friends.

I found that really appealing.

I want to talk about it.

But you won't answer any of my calls or my texts...

...or my emails and then you just send me divorce papers?

- Out of nowhere? - Out of nowhere?

Winter, are you being serious right now?

This conversation is over.

Harley...

I just wanted a chance...

...to apologize.

- We're beyond apologies, Winter. - I know.

I know, I know. I know! I just...

Harley. I know that apologizing is...

...nothing.

I just...

I didn't know where else to start.

I didn't know what else to do.

You wanna do something, Winter?