Panchavarnathatha (പഞ്ചവർണതത്ത)

'Five-coloured Parrot'

Dad,

can you bring me a parrot like that?

Are you ready?

Ask him to stop it!

I can't hear you!

Are you ready for the rhythm of Punjab?

Come on, bride's uncle... Dance!

Us relatives meet each other only once in 3-4 years.

Huh? - Us relatives meet each other only once in 3-4 years.

But they are not able to talk to each other or catch up.

I didn't invite that long-haired fellow.

He is the bride's brother's friend. PJ Joseph.

Not PJ Joseph. DJ Joseph!

If it was PJ Joseph, he would've sung a couple of songs. That's all!

But is that what's happening here?

Hello?

Hello?

Not left.. To the right! Right!

Put your hands together for the rhythm of Chennai"!

He was adamant that he wanted this Christian girl.

Both the families weren't really interested in this..

But if we say something, that's enough for them!

Stop drinking, man!

You can't play properly if the shiver goes away.

A procession of 50 Enfield bikes from the house to the wedding venue!

All those on the way would have remembered me!

Why?

I am his father, right?

From there till this auditorium, in a horse-cart!

Are they reaching only now?

Since when did this DJ become so big?

That Joseph is just playing music and acting with it.

He sells Sweet Paan at the boat jetty.

Put your hands together for Diana and Unnikrishnan!

Not this one.

Not this one either.

Have you joint it?

No! This is not a joint!

Do you have stuff with you?

Don't worry! Not to scold you. We can all have a round.

There's some booze in the van.

Don't give them what we have.

The nearest liquor shop is 30 kms away.

Oh no!

Hey!

Come here.

What is it?

What's the matter? - Hey!

Come here. - What is it?

They are almost here. Come here, I say!

What is it? Tell me!

They won't reach! Come here!

Nonsense!

The vehicle that was bringing Biriyanis for 400 people, broke its axle.

They will be late to reach here. - Oh God!

Are you coming here or not? - Crap!

I mean... Yes! You also come!

Oh! The goof is here!

Not goof... Groom!

Both are the same!

Shouldn't we serve the food as soon as they get on stage?

Food! Food!

Nonsense!

His bloody Sweet Paan business!

How can you say that?

Can I ask the guests to wait for some time, and that they'll be served Biriyani later?

Some time will pass with presenting gifts, and clicking photos.

What will we do after that?

They'll reach here in 10 minutes, if there's no block!

Will they say that there's no block? - Well.. That...

What happened?

Did the bride elope with someone?

That's a fashion now.

It's the groom's dad! - So did the dad elope?

What do you want?

I had asked to arrange for some grass to feed the horse.

There's no Biriyani to feed the bride's father here.

And you want grass for your bloody horse?

Five more minutes?

What do I tell the guests here?

A strong driver has reached there with another vehicle.

We have to entertain the guests for 5 minutes, somehow.

Don't smile so much.

I just need attitude on your face.

You shouldn't smile when they click the photo.

I just need one still of both of them sitting atop the horse.

That's not enough.

Hey horse-man! Get them on top of it, and make it walk.

In the wedding CD,

I'll turn it into 1000 horses flying through the clouds spreading their wings.

I'll do it in graphics. - Stop bragging and help me with this.

Me? - Hop on, buddy.

Are you scared? - Not at all!

Unni, keep quiet. - Hold me tight.

I'll fall! - Unni, keep quiet.

I'll fall! Mom! Dad! - Unni, keep quiet!

Keep quiet!

You saved my honour.

Even though the song was bad, people sat there listening to it.

Hey! Are you coming or not?

Coming!

There's much more than what I promised.

Here.

Gone, Praveen Chetta!

Our Babu uncle.. - What happened?

Come!

Are you ready?

Shakthi Mum Gymnasium'.!

Shakthi Mum Gymnasium'.!

A trusted institution, by Mr. India Shibu,

will be inaugurated by MLA Kalesh.

Shakthi Mum Gymnasium'.!

Just consider it as a close friend's advice.

You're a driver, right?

No one can predict what will happen to you and when!

So, it's better that you take a policy.

I'll have to pay 50,000 thrice, right? - Yes.

The function has just started here.

Election is coming soon, right?

He won't displease anyone.

Okay.

The runner-up of Mr. India competition, Mr. Shiju, who came here upon our invite.

He is the one who's starting such a gymnasium here.

I heartily welcome him to this function.

Along with that, the pride of our town...

as soon as we went and invited,

the one who admitted that he has no other job and that he would come..

Our dearest MLA Mr. Kalesh, we welcome him to this function.

Now I'm going to welcome...

a lady, who fulfils all needs of ours without any hesitation, at any time!

Which year did you become Mr. India? - 2002.

You've been like this, since then?

Have you thought about wearing a 'Mundu'? - No way!

No?

Our 9th ward member,

the public asset of this town,

Maya Baby" To welcome her,

I invite Aluva Jinto.

Jinto, who's known as the Arnold ofAluva.

He's also an artist who scored A grade in the tribal dance competition,

organized by 'Smiles' Arts & Sports Club.

Bless you!

I invite our dear MLA to speak a few words.

My dear friends, brothers and sisters...

First of all I want to express my gratitude

for the love that you're all showering upon me.

One of man's greatest assets is power.. or health!

He's wasting time with this speech.

Look at that guy's body!

What body?

There's only a small difference between him and me.

He's wearing an underwear, but no 'Mundu'.

I'm wearing a 'Mundu', but no underwear.

I humbly request you to vote for me in the symbol of elephant,

which is a synonym for power.

With your permission, I shall inaugurate...

It's upstairs.

Where's the east here? - Where's the east?

Ask someone!

Someone go down and check.

Don't you know where east is? - I'm not from this town!

Why did you ask where's east?

To light the wick of the lam p..

You needn't light a lamp to inaugurate here..

Did you see that?

Just pull it close to your chest, and inaugurate it.

Just pull it to your chest. Simple!

Yes. Like that!

Pull it close to your chest!

You can do it this time.

To your chest!

Udayetta!

A small gift from us to you, MLA sir.

Take it.

Take it. - Come on.

I've not at all particular that you should buy this.

If you're buying it, you should pay the price I'm asking for.

Chechi, in a business..

Don't teach me about business.

What about 1.5? - This sale won't happen for 1.5...

Many people came and quoted prices..

Everything has a deserving price, right?

Final price - 1.60

If that's okay, tell me..

Chechi, think about it once more...

I just thought, let this sale happen if it's going to happen.

You're going to sell it again for a higher profit, right?

I can't pay more than 1.5 Rupees for a broken beer bottle!

The Tamilian who used to come regularly, used to pay Rs.1.80

One day, he argued with me for just 25 paise, pointlessly!

You should pay attention now.

That poor thing just crossed the road with the sack on his head...

Atipper lorry...

It's because of his greed!

Now you quote a price!

1.5 Only!

Then keep that bottle aside.

Tell me how much you can pay for the newspaper. - Let me see.

Is it a fake weighing machine? - Can't get anything by selling newspapers!