Richard Jewell

Vod2srt by Blue-Bird™

Who are you?

I'm your worst nightmare that's who I am.

I'm talkin' to you! That's who!

What? I don't give a damn!

You're violatin' the most basic

and sacred rights of a small-business owner.

We're talkin' about a kid

who doesn't have means to fight you.

I'm gonna bury you, you motherfucker.

You threatenin' me?

Hey, do it to my face.

You got a pen?

We're at 75 Spring Street, eighth floor.

Come on by. We validate.

Good talkin' to you, too, Senator.

- Hey. Hey. - What? Hey.

- Hey, I'm talkin' to you. - Yeah.

Uh...

I'm Richard.

I'm sorry I was listening.

I didn't mean to be rude. I wasn't raised like that.

You always start every sentence with "I"?

I'm...

I'm sorry, sir. I'm the new...

I'm the supply room clerk.

Eavesdropping on me?

No, sir.

Well, good. I need some more tape, so get on that.

Yeah, about that.

You're gonna wanna check the second drawer down, sir.

Tape and a new box of pens.

I saw you were runnin' low.

What's that?

You might wanna check the next drawer down.

The one on the bottom.

How'd you know I like Snickers?

Uh...

I knew you liked them 'cause I saw

you had the wrappers in your trash can.

Don't go in my trash.

Nobody goes in my trash. What's your name?

Richard Jewell.

From now on, I'm gonna call you Radar.

Like from 'M*A*S*H'?

Get out.

Pretty tough crowd you're runnin' with here.

Got a little nervous comin' in.

How you doin', sir?

Don't worry, all right. I come here often.

Whoo. Nice shootin', Radar.

Thank you. This is actually kind of like, uh...

Kind of like practice for my future

in law enforcement.

APD, FBI, maybe Secret Service.

What the hell would you wanna do that for?

'Cause I believe in protecting people, sir.

I study the penal code every night.

Sounds like a humdinger of a night.

- Yes! - Oh.

Yeah, it's not bad. You got some beginner's luck.

Yeah, what's wrong with 9,700?

Eh, nothing's wrong with it for a first time.

First time? All right, come on, let's go.

Oh. They only give me, like, 30 minutes for lunch.

I gotta head back in a minute.

Shut up.

You can say you're with me.

Let's get it on.

Oh, shoot. All right.

- You ready? - Yes, sir.

Let's see what you got, hotshot.

Yeah, I mean business, too.

- Yeah? - You ever do it with one hand?

Mr. Bryant?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Sorry.

I'm a little busy. Not a good time, so...

- Yeah... - Talk later?

I know you're busy.

I just wanted to...

...come by to let you know,

I'm not gonna be workin' here anymore.

Came to say bye.

Got a new job doin' security.

- Okay. - So, that starts tomorrow.

All right. Hey, good to see you.

I wanted to give you something before I leave.

Just to say thank you.

Hey, okay. Uh...

Thank you.

I noticed you were runnin' low.

All right.

Hey, come here.

- What? - You got enough money?

Yeah, I guess so. Why do you... Why do you ask?

This comes with a quid pro quo.

You know what that is?

Yes, sir. Quid pro quo is Latin. "This for that."

That's right. Well, this comes with a quid pro quo.

Fair exchange. So, here's the deal.

When you get your badge

and I can see that day's comin',

don't become an asshole.

You got me?

No, sir, I won't become an asshole.

A little power can turn a person

into a monster, Richard.

Don't do that.

Do you understand?

Yeah. Um...

Yeah, I'm gonna get that back to you

the first paycheck I get, sir.

I'm gonna pay you back

with interest.

Okay. You do that.

Thank you, Mr. Bryant.

She said that she played soccer.

So I was like,

"You wanna see me, what, balance

a frickin' beer on my foot?"

God, you dumbass.

I got flustered. Get the door.

Wait.

Nice try, hotshot.

It's that rent-a-cop.

Shit.

Open the door. Open the door.

Yes, officer?

I heard a little noise complaint.

Thought I'd come take a look around.

You're gonna need a search warrant first.

Son, you're gonna have to take your hands off me.

I'm just takin' a little look-see.

Well, you're not even a real cop, first of all,

and you're not allowed

to search a room without a warrant.

- Boy! - We pay rent. We pay rent.

It's like we live here, man.

Boy, this is my job.

I'm gonna have to have you let me do my job, Curlicue.

And this is our room.

Yeah.

Are you aware of the notion

of unlawful search and seizure?

Asshole, you're not supposed to just walk in here.

Keep pushin' me. Keep testin' me.

See if you like where it gets you.

Yeah?

You all right?

What did I say freshman orientation week?

I said, "No drinkin' on my campus."

I don't know why no one called my attention

to your file before.

I mean, all these complaints about you.

Physically assaulting a student.

And have you really been pulling people over

on the highway?

Um... Yes, sir, I have.

I figured that if you do the drunk tests on the road,

trouble never gets to the campus.

We don't have any jurisdiction on the highway.

And I realize that,

but I believe in law and order, sir.

You can't have a country without it.

Hmm. And you were dismissed

from the Habersham County Sheriff's Office.

"I don't want any Mickey-Mousin'

on these grounds."

Isn't that what you said?

When did I say that?

You said it at Founders' Day last year, I believe.

You were by the punch bowl.

I walked up to you, and you said to me...

Uh, uh...

Well, I had interrupted you.

I apologized, I introduced myself,

and I said I was gonna be the greatest

campus security guard you ever had.

And you said, "That's good."

"I don't want any Mickey-Mousin'

on this campus."

I think I might've even wrote it down.

I write down most things.

I keep the important ones.

And I believe... Oh, yes, sir.

"I don't want any Mickey-Mousin'

on these grounds."

Those are your words, sir.

So, I took it seriously,

and now, my question for you is,

what about these kids in the dormitory,

drinkin' and all that?

What you gonna do about that? We're just gonna let it slide?

Do you wanna resign,

or would it be better if I fired you?

So, I'm goin' into this guy's office

and I think that he's bringing me in there,

'cause he's gonna, you know, give me some commendation

or a promotion or something.