My Husband Is a Millionaire (माझा पती करोडपती)

'I learnt the art of writing a screenplay from my father.'

'I dedicate this first screenplay of mine to him.'

"I bow to thee, Lord Ganesha"

"I bow to thee, Lord Ganesha"

"O Lord Gajanan"

Hey? What are you standing here for?

-Pulling the curtain. -Watch the curtain.

-I'll do it. -Vilas, sweep the floor.

Are you sitting here discussing the play?

Go home.

-Who threw this peel here? -You just threw it after eating a banana.

-Huh? -Yes.

What if I ate the banana?

What if my Bajirao slips and falls due to this peel?

-Director! -What is it?

My pants don't have drawstrings.

-Do you want me to give you mine? -No.

-Then? What is it? -The curtains are up.

What do I do with this rope?

-Tie it around his waist. -Fine.

Don't trouble me. I am a director. I need to think.

What should I think? Let me think.

Bajirao!

Where is Bajirao?

Bajirao! Prompter! Come here.

-You called me? -Yes.

-What for? -Sit here.

-Sit here? -Yes.

Should I prompt from here? I'll be visible to the audience.

Not during the play. Sit here for now as an altitude to Mastani.

Altitude?

-Substitute. -Substitute?

Optional worker. Sit.

Sit? I'll sit because you're saying. What do I have to lose?

-Cover your head. -What?

-This? -Cover your head.

-Okay. -Sit in Mastani's pose.

Like this.

This is moving.

-This is moving? -Yes.

You move too.

-Should I move too? -Bajirao! Bajirao!

-Coming. -Bajirao!

What kind of makeup is this?

-What happened? -Red cheeks for Bajirao?

People will think Mastani slapped you.

Fine, I'll make it subtle. What have you called me for?

Take the last entry from the 3rd part.

Mastani is leaving.

Mastani, wait!

If you want to leave Bajirao then just once

-beautifully face of yours. -Not beautifully. Beautiful.

Beautiful. -Sorry, your beautiful face.

Let me watch it to my heart's content.

What is this? Where's Mastani?

He's Mastani for now.

Shaku? Where's our Shaku?

Why are you shouting? Shaku has gone to Malwankar

to collect the costumes.

Vijay, look.

Turn!

-Who whistled? -Not me, I was working.

What?

If I see you on this street eve teasing girls

-you'll have to deal with me. Understood? -Yes.

-Got the costumes? -Yes.

-How much? -The bill.

-Madhya! -Yes.

What are you doing there?

-Coming. -The customer is waiting.

Yes. -Tell me what all he's taken.

-A pair of loin cloth. -A pair of loin cloth.

-A string for the neck. -What for?

-String for the neck. -String for the neck.

-A horn cap. -A horn cap.

-A turban. -A turban.

-Yes. -70 bucks.

-70 bucks? -Yes.

-Give some discount. -Give some discount.

-It is already given. -At least 5 bucks.

-That's my margin. -Fine.

What are you doing?

-Want me to deduct 5 bucks? -Yes.

Take out the string.

-No! No! -No!

-Is it okay? -It's okay. Here you go.

What's up, uncle?

Chakuli? Come.

-What brings you here? -I need costumes for the drama.

Is it? What's the title?

-Bajirao Mastani. -Bajirao Mastani!

-You must be playing Mastani's part. -How do you know?

No other girl from your locality suits the role.

There's just one diamond in the coalmine.

Enough. While supplying drama costumes your dialogue delivery has improved.

You have some effect of the company you keep, don't you?

-Tatya. -Yes?

Why don't you act in plays?

Why? Are you not happy with my flourishing business?

Look. Costume business is the best for theatre.

You earn well. If the business doesn't' work

-you at least have clothes to wear. -Correct.

-Madhya, take out costumes as per the list. -Right.

Look, give her costumes from the new stock.

-Why new? -She's our Chakuli.

-Do you want to give her used costumes? -No.

Here's the list. Tatya, I'll choose my Mastani dress.

Sure.

-Where are the new costumes? -Right there.

Okay.

No!

Here are the costumes.

-Add this to it. -Fine.

-Pack it fast. -Yes.

The director must be getting mad at me.

Tatya, I'll return the costumes tomorrow morning.

Fine. 150 bucks.

-150 bucks? What for? -Rent for the costumes.

Are you going to charge me?

Chakuli, not you but the Ganeshotsav mandal.

Our Mandal doesn't have any money.

Then we don't have costumes.

-Madhya. Keep the costumes inside. -Yes.

Tatya, I am your Chakuli, am not I?

Chakuli, you can take anything for yourself.

For the drama, you won't get even a handkerchief for free.

-If not free, give me on credit at least -Read the board.

That's why I say. Give me on credit for today.

-Madhya, remove the clothes. -Here.

Idiot. Not your clothes, the clothes covering the board.

-Tatya, please. -Sorry, wrong number.

I'll send money with uncle tomorrow.

I'll send the clothes with your uncle tomorrow.

Tatya, the drama is today.

-Do it tomorrow. -Cancel the drama.

-Keep quiet. Why are you crying? -My drama.

My drama. All our efforts have gone in vain.

-Director. -What?

Tatya Malwankar is coming to take Ganesha's blessings.

"Ashtavinayaka, you're great"

Stop him.

-Where are you going? -To take Lord Ganesha's blessings.

You can't take blessings from our Lord Ganesha.

-Why? -We had to cancel our drama because of you.

-All our efforts were in vain. -Did you pay for the costumes?

You know Shaku, don't you?

I should not take rent from people I know?

You collect donation for Ganeshotsav from everyone you know, don't you?

We would've paid you if we had enough collection.

This is happening only because of Shaku.

We planned the play on Bajirao Mastani because of her.

We won't give her a part in our play next year.

We won't.

You won't give her a part? Your play will be a flop.

-Where's Shaku? -She went home crying.

"Glory to Lord Mangalmurti"

-Who's there? -It's me, Tatya Malwankar.

There's no one in the house. Go back.

Open the door. I want to meet your uncle.

Mama hasn't returned from work yet.

I have a message for him. Open the door.

"Glory to Lord Chintamani"

-What is it? -Hasn't Damodarpant returned from work yet?

He hasn't. You can leave the message with me.

I wanted to tell him something.

I forgot.

What is this? Are you crying?

I will cry. What have you got to do with it?

You're my dear Chakuli, aren't you?

Don't call me Chakuli.

You caused me a lot of embarrassment today.

It's not your fault.

Why will you take losses for an orphan girl?

I am unlucky.

I lost my parents when I was a kid.

Nobody but my uncle gave me shelter.

I thought of acting in a play to remain occupied.

But you turned your back on me.

Chakuli. Your Chakuli is dead.

No, my child. Don't say that.

Here's 150 bucks.

What for? -Rent for the costume.

I want the dress, not rent.

Madhya is on his way with the costumes.

Look. When the play gets over

you'll give me these 150 bucks in front of everyone.

-As the rent for costumes. -Tatya, you're great.

Here's 150 bucks.

Tell them to perform the play.

It should be a great show.

The audience should believe as if Mastani herself is standing on the stage.

Bajirao, my life. The king of my heart.

You have no idea how painful it is for me to leave you.

I got to go.

Let me tell you.

There will be only one name on my lips on Doomsday.

Bajirao!

Good bye. Good bye, the king of my heart.

My last good bye to you.

Good bye.