Ni Main Sass Kuttni

Hear ye all! Today nothing can save me.

I am definitely going to the other world.

No no Mom, don't do this.

No no, I am diving down so move away,

if someone gets crushed don't blame me.

Hurry up my dear,

today you are dead for sure.

Am not bothered about myself,

my daughter-in-law should die for sure.

Am jumping down because of her,

you cursed one, at least offer me a last sip of water.

You will be blamed for my death.

Mom you're looking like a kite you better not fly away.

Even Punjab & Haryana don't fight like this for water, like you two...

Tell me what's new?

Son, after I came back from the gurdwara,

I asked your mother for water

She said why can't you serve yourself?

You broke your legs or what?

Now I'll jump,

break my legs and SHE will serve me water.

You serve at the gurdwaras,

but do nothing for me your mother-in-law....

Jump... C'mon be quick!

My son

you mother is dying without water.

Daughter, you could have done it.

Will give water to animals but not to her.

A gathering (sangat) doesn't drink as much as her.

She has a boat inside her I think!

Just like her mom,

yaks endlessly,

that's why she was dumped like a bad penny by in-laws.

No my dear, she walked out in a foul mood(sneers)

Then must get due respect.

Mom, don't drag this...

what if her ghost haunts you?

Then you'll go offering milk to monks.

Here, offer her this water.

Here... drink!

It didn't reach me.

It reaches the Sun, then why not to you?

You don't see a difference between us?

You are no less, even the Sun begins to scorch when it rises.

Stop Mom, or we'll be telling stories

of the thirsty mom, not thirsty crow.

You'll get away lightly now, later you'll

you will go the jungle to fetch water by scarf tie on head.

She won't do it son & I'm ready to jump. - Hey, listen

serve her water.

Okay

I am ready to serve her water.

Well, well... look who got her way.

OHHHH! - What happened?

May you suffer in hell...

are you trying to fry my knee with hot oil?

Let it cool, then I'll fry...

sorry massage it.

By that time I'll pass away, do my legs instead...

Apply some strength woman,

if you're tired will massage you, what say?

I don't tire easily Mom,

my mother-in-law made me tired.

If I may ask Mom,

when your mother-in-law fought with you, how did you handle it?

I got my son married...

and when my daughter-in-law came home. The way my mother-in-law troubled me

I got even with her in 6 months.

Look, when I ask your mother-in-law to do some work,

she passes it on to you.

If you get your son married...

Then I can pass on the work to my daughter-in-law.

You scrubbing them or scribbling on them?

These are enough utensils for a wedding.

What are you looking at just wash the dishes

or will wash, when have to make tea in the pan. Take it.

When will you wash it?

100gms scarf have become canvas cause of dirt.

Tour father-in-law is wearing such a dirty cloths

no one clean with that engine.

Don't stare me, clean the cloths properly.

Mom.

Juice.

Woman, don't drink oil.

Get a daughter-in-law & drink her blood yeah?

Don't be greedy for dowry, just get your son married.

You're right Mom, let me call Harry tomorrow.

At your service!

I can find a match in no time

but your budget is too high.

First you asked for Rs10 lakh,

then 8 lakh, then 5 lakh...

now what do you want?

We want nothing, just get our son married.

This isn't fair,

now your son's age to get married has long expired.

We'll have to settle for a divorcee.

Yes, yes, we want a 'desi' girl.

No, he is saying divorcee, someone jilted...

Why? I am like your younger bro.

My dear, should I get you some candy also?

The coins of your time too don't exist.

I mean to say coins.

Mom, why have you called this matchmaker?

He's already messed my case.

What's this girl saying?

She's suggesting we give the matchmaker a gold bangle

& a silver keyring for his car.

Oh! In that case,

I can even find a woman for the groom's father,

Of course!

Hide your face in shame,

I married you out of pity.

Your first one... has made you crazy.

Stop bickering & listen to the man.

You're right. I have a match in mind, but no dowry.

They'll part with the girl or not? - I'll try.

The girl is pretty & educated, but remain waiting because of dowry.

People demanding dowry, but her father says 'no dowry'

Chuck dowry! How old is the girl?

Younger than you by 7-8 hours at least, got it?

Leave it.

But no worries. Think it's done!

Sure? - Yes.

Don't ditch us this time.

Otherwise, I'll marry your wife yeah?

This Jatt won't return home without a bride.

Okay then relation is fixed. Have sweets.

Congratulations.

Congratulations to everyone!

Surgery is successful,

now stitch him up well.

Otherwise you'll find expletives not marks for your intern ship.

Mind it. - Okay.

Enough dilly dallying---

are you going to tell your parents or not?

Please stitch up fast, the pain killer is wearing off. - Quiet!

Seerat don't worry, I'll talk to them.

You've been saying this for a year,

even the intern ship is nearly over.

Gently sister or should I do it myself?

Quiet! - Oh God!

How do I talk about it till my elder bro isn't married?

Finish this please, I'll get your bro married,

that too with my sister.

Gently please! You aren't knitting a sweater sister.

If you don't come home, I'll marry someone else.

Really? There's no dearth of girls who wants me,

& my wedding procession will go pass your home.

Sure, you're welcome to do that.

Now, don't follow me. - Go!

Thank God, stitches done.

Oh God!

Am not listening to anyone today,

Either I come along... or I jump!

Oh God! What the issue today?

Don't ask me. Ask your wife!

When someone dies we go to meet them and console

she makes me go in trolley to make the sides.

Today, to see the bride-to-be,

she's put a tonne of makeup.

And tells me to look after the house.

Is that all I am meant for?

So what, Mom, elders are like guarding locks of the house.

I don't care, I am jumping now.

Mom! - Oye, somebody get her down.

Don't want to distribute sweets for her last rites instead of for my wedding...

Only when elders leave can others get a chance.

What do you mean!?

I mean we're getting late.

Listen to me carefully, I won't leave the house unguarded get it?

Either she goes or I go...

Then you aren't coming right?

Of course I am going.

Didn't she come to see me... her future daughter-in-law? I too will choose my own.

I am mother of groom.

This lock seems to be a wise lock.

Chola Saab, how did you get hurt?

Well, last week I arranged a match

& the brides' side gave me a thick bangle.

My hand got hurt in the process.

Anyway, this is the bride's side & this is the groom side.

If you have doubts, please clear them.

Mom, you're the elder, please begin.

Oh, I didn't want to come, I said 'why are taking oldie'

'whatever you decide is good.'

But they didn't relent, so I'm here.

We do nothing without consulting Mom,

I was adamant she comes here.

All of us had to drag her into the car.

But my granny was so adamant,

we had to pull her out of the car.

So much love between mom & daughter-in-law. - You're right.

She loves her mother-in-law so much

she will surely dote on her daughter-in-law.

But isn't the man a bit too old?

How come he isn't married yet?

You're right. Very good point.

Some families wanted to give dowry up to Rs10-15-20 lakh.

But he wanted to marry in a family which gives no dowry.