Kickin' It

Guys, guys!

Wanna know who just won the districtwide spelling bee?

Here's a clue: M-e.

"meh"?

It's "me," you Toad.

- What is that? - The trophy I won.

It's a bronze bee.

I've got fillings bigger than that thing.

I rode a little filly named "perspicacious"

All the way to the finish line.

Now come on, who's the man?

- Who's the man? - Jack is the man!

Ho! Jack! Jack! Jack!

- Thank you. - Now thanks to Jack's routine,

We've won our first gymnastics trophy in 15 years.

It wasn't really a routine.

I was just trying to move fast enough.

So no one would notice I was wearing a unitard.

When you're wearing one of those things,

Even when you win, you lose.

You know, I just won the first spelling bee our school has ever...

Hey, show us what you did to win, Jack.

- Yeah! - Go for it.

Jack, I hope that this means.

That you're going to stay on the gymnastics team.

I told you, it was a one-time deal.

I win you your trophy and you get a little visit from the wedgie wizard.

- I guess a deal's a deal. - Just go with it.

Hold that for me.

Whoo!

Aah!

Is that all you've got, punk?

All right, let's go.

- Milton, are you coming? - Yeah, I'll catch up with you guys in a second.

All right.

You know, you're just a little bee with broken wings,

But you, my friend, are gonna hang with the big dogs.

Whoa whoa!

Whoa whoa!

If you're my guardian angel,

You sir, are awesome at your job!

And at the very last second he caught me.

He put me down and walked away.

The only thing that I know about him.

Is that his nametag said "yoshi Nakamura."

- Huh, never noticed him before. - Okay, hang on.

So you didn't notice a 600-lb custodian,

But you did notice when Donna tobin.

Changed her ponytail from left to right?

Okay, first it was right to left;

Second, it wasn't a ponytail,

It was a french braid;

And third, maybe if that custodian.

Had legs like Donna tobin, I would've noticed him too.

Hey, big news, everybody.

The magic shop went out of business.

They have to sell everything at half price.

I feel so bad for them.

I think I'm gonna cry.

It's a good thing I have this handkerchief.

Oh, lookit!

Yo, I don't know how he's doing that, man,

But it's freaking me out.

Anyway, since the store closed,

A storage space opened up in the basement directly below us.

- I finally have a place for all my stuff. - It's about time.

- This place is getting pretty cluttered. - It is not.

Rudy, this place looks like.

A crazy old Cat lady lives here.

Okay, that is a bit of an exaggeration.

Really?

Okay, that is not my Cat.

Are you coming, tip tip?

Uh, excuse me, Lonnie.

What are you doing in my storage space?

I have claimed this for reptile world.

Listen, you little lizard-loving freak,

I want you and all of your stuff out of here now.

Uh-oh, I may have just let a bearded skink slip out.

Why can't you say you passed gas like everyone else?

A skink is a type of poisonous lizard.

And... ooh! No, do not move.

He's on the back of your neck.

Look, I'm not falling for that.

And I'm telling you for the last time, get your...

Oh wow, is it getting warm in here?

That's the first sign of a skink bite.

Second sign is your tongue will go numb.

You should seriously get some help.

I'm not leaving. They can carry my...

Dead body out of here.

And I will still stand here to make my point.

Aah! Holy smokes, I'm on fire!

Bringing presents to custodians?

That's not cool. I mean, what's next?

Asking the crossing guard to the prom?

I already tried that, but she just wants to be friends.

I think it's sweet Milton bought his new friend a cake.

Thanks, Kim.

See, when someone does something great...

You know, save a life.

Or win a spelling bee...

They should get some recognition.

Whoa!

Do you know what this means?

I know exactly what this means...

Our custodian's king of the babies.

Hey, what are you doing in here?

I thought I told you this space is for reptile world.

Not anymore. You left, I moved in.

Oh, and if you're looking for your tortoise,

I left it in the hallway this morning.

You fool!

He could be 3' or 4' away by now.

I have to go upstairs.

Don't touch any of my stuff, especially that massage chair.

- Would you mind if I... - No no.

You couldn't handle it. That's way too much chair for you.

- What? - I'll be right back.

I will sit wherever I wanna sit.

How is he gonna find out?

Oh.

Ooh.

Oooh.

This is nice.

Let's see what this baby can do.

Whoa, check it out, you guys.

There he is.

Well, come on.

Mr. Nakamura, I just want to thank you.

For saving my life the other day.

That's what I do... mop up pudding barf,

Collect trash and catch flying boys.

I'm living the dream.

We stopped by your closet and saw your newspaper clippings,

Your trophies and your medals.

You're amazing!

Then we checked you out on the Internet.

You were a six-time sumo champion.

Yeah, that match where you lost your diaper thing.

And kept fighting... that was awesome!

- And disturbing. But mostly awesome. - Yeah.

That was a long time ago.

I used to be a hero in Japan and now I plunge toilets.

And you... you either change your diet.

Or use the bathroom at home, Jerry.

Wait, you know my name?

In the janitor's room we call you the bowl Buster.

You hear that, you guys?

I'm the bowl Buster. Whoo!

Sir, I love that awesome victory dance you do...

- The Nakamura stomp. - Yeah!

That started when I seen a spider in the ring.

The crowd loved it, so I just ran with it.

- Come on, man, do it for us. - Yeah, come on, do it.

Aw, I couldn't. I'm at work.

- Please? Just once. - Fine.

Just one for you, little buddy.

- Yeah! - Come on, man.

Ooh. Oops.

- Look what you did! - I'm sorry, sir.

- We were just having a little fun. - Oh, fun?

I didn't hire you to jump around like some hopscotching hippo.

I got this.

Mr. Nakamura would like you to talk to him with a little more respect.

So I don't talk to you with respect, huh?

- Actually I said... - This man used to be a hero, so he doesn't need this job.

- Really? - No, I really need the job...

He demands you to apologize to him right now.

Really?

Nakamura, you're fired!

- What were you thinking? - I don't know.

I thought by stepping up and helping Nakamura

I could be a hero for once, like you.

Eh, I'm not a hero.

Oh help! He stole my purse!

Aah!

Bless you, Jack.

Uh, what were we talking about again?

Oh, you were just going on about not being a hero.

Guys, group meeting.

Um, why is weepy mchugie still here?

The guy's been through a lot, Rudy.

We found out why he gave up sumo and left Japan in shame.

65 wins in a row, then some rookie struts in.