Robot Chicken

ROBOT CHICKEN 39 ANNE MARIE'S PRIDE

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>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> IT'S ALIVE!

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OH!

>> HEY!

MR. T.!

I'M DAVE GROHL OF THE FOO FIGHTERS.

I AM SO HONORED YOU WANTED TO COME CHECK OUT ONE OF OUR BAND

REHEARSALS.

>> QUIT YOUR JIBBER-JABBER!

IT'S TIME TO FIGHT SOME FOOLS!

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

THE FOOL FIGHTERS, RIGHT?

THEN WHY AREN'T YOU FIGHTING FOOLS?

WHAT'S ALL THIS MUMBO JUMBO ABOUT MUSIC?

>> UH...

>> COME ON!

LET'S GO FIGHT SOME FOOLS!

>> HEY, AREN'T--AREN'T YOU MR. T.?

>> SHUT UP, FOOL!

FIGHT THIS FOOL!

GET THAT SUCKER!

YEAH!

YEAH!

SHUT UP, FOOL!

PUNCH HIM IN THE MICROFICHE.

OVERDUE CHARGES!

GIVE ME A PENNY!

COME ON!

I THINK THERE'S SOME MORE FOOLS THIS WAY.

>> MR. T., I THINK WE HAVE TO STOP FIGHTING FOOLS TOGETHER.

YOU THINK EVERYONE IS A FOOL.

>> THAT AIN'T TRUE, FOOL!

>> SEE?

>> OH, MY GOD.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

NOW I SEE IT IS I THAT HAVE BEEN THE BIGGEST FOOL OF ALL.

YOU MUST FIGHT ME.

BUT IT WON'T BE EASY.

I PUT UP A-- >> SHUT UP, FOOL!

>> I PITY THAT FOOL.

>> DAD, CAN YOU REACH THE

FRISBEE FOR ME?

>> UH...

NO.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE CAREFUL.

PASS THE SALT.

PLEASE, PASS THE SALT.

>> WELL, THAT WAS...

GOOD.

>> DON'T PATRONIZE ME.

DOC, I'VE LOST MY STRETCHING POWERS.

>> YES, WELL, THAT'S NO SURPRISE.

YOU'RE GETTING ON IN YEARS, STRETCH.

YOUR CORN SYRUP HAS HARDENED.

>> OH, NO.

>> I RECOMMEND A FULL CORN SYRUP TRANSPLANT.

THE TRANSPLANT WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESS, BUT YOU MUSTN'T DO ANY

STRETCHING UNTIL YOUR STITCHES ARE HEALED.

>> WOULD YOU LIKE THE SALT, HONEY?

>> HA!

I'LL GET THE SALT.

AND AFTERWARDS, I'M GETTING THE FRISBEE OFF THE ROOF AND SHOWING

MY WIFE A NIGHT SHE'LL NEVER FORGET.

>> EW!

>> HONEY, YOUR STITCHES!

>> MY STITCHES!

REMEMBER ME AS I ONCE WAS!

>> MY BABY!

>> DADDY!

>> STRETCHY.

>> WHO WANTS SALT?

>> YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

>> WHY SO SAD, CHAIRRY?

>> OH.

IT'S CHILI DAY.

>> HA HA HA!

HAPPY CHILI DAY, EVERYONE.

I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR SPOONS.

HA HA!

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>> HI.

I'M GARY COLEMAN.

AND WHEN I NEED $150 FAST TO GET MY POWER TURNED BACK ON,

I USE FAST CASH NOW.

>> AND CUT!

GREAT JOB, GARY.

>> THANKS.

HEY, HEY, SPEAKING OF CASH, WHEN DO I GET MY PAYCHECK FOR

THIS GIG?

>> PAYCHECK?

OH, SURE.

HERE YOU GO.

TAKE IT.

JUST TAKE IT.

JUST TAKE IT, GARY.

JUST JUMP.

THERE YOU GO.

JUST JUMP.

JUST GET IT.

COME ON.

GET IT, GET IT, GET IT, GET IT, GET IT.

YOU CAN GET IT.

YOU CAN GET IT.

>> YO, COLEMAN,

CHECK OUT THE NEW RIDE.

>> HI, EMMANUEL.

>> NAH, NAH.

I GO BY MANY-MO THESE DAYS-- AS IN "I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY-MO

HOT BITCHES I COULD POSSIBLY FIT INTO MY NEW PORSCHE, BITCH!"

HA HA HA.

LATER, TARD!

AH HA HA HA!

>> OH, GARY, MY BOY.

WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE OLD NURSING HOME?

>> HI, CONRAD.

I'M HAVING ONE HELL OF A CRAPPY DAY.

>> WELL, THIS SHOULD CHEER YOU UP.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> OH, THAT REMINDS ME, I GOT YOU A GIFT.

>> A LEPRECHAUN OUTFIT?

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

TRY IT ON.

IT'S ASS-LESS.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY TOWED MY CAR!

THIS DAY JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE.

>> GARY,

YOU HAVEN'T YET EARNED YOUR HALO.

I'M GOING TO SEND YOU BACK TO EARTH UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT.

>> WHAT'S MY FIRST ASSIGNMENT?

>> OH!

MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!

NOW, DANCE!

>> BOOKS ARE FUN.

>> HELLO.

I'M LISA, YOUR GPS NAVIGATIONAL ONBOARD COMPUTER.

WHAT ADDRESS WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO?

>> OH, WOW!

WOW.

I'M GOING HOME TO 524 DEER BROOK LANE.

>> ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.

TAKE A LEFT HERE.

>> COOL.

>> SO, WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

>> UM, ALTERNATIVE.

>> LIKE THIS?