Criminal Minds

Sorry. I couldn't find a parking space.

Is everything ok?

I can make you something else if you'd like.

No. Thank you.

Of course.

Excuse me.

- Here you go. - Gracias.

You guys, you should have seen Reid.

He shot a 100.

Yeah, he qualified to shoot a possible.

That's a perfect score. What, like 200 agents

have made the wall of glory.

He hit everything. I mean, at one point

I thought he must have two guns.

Maybe I did.

Ok, I think this will work.

Wow, where have you been hiding those?

So, alvez, what did you shoot?

- 95. - Phew. Tara?

Hundred, come on.

No. No way.

Ok. I mean, you're good, but you are not that good.

That's not what your daddy said last night.

Oh!

Lucky daddy.

I am loving this time right now,

but two days without a case,

it feels weird.

It feels like we could be doing some of this waiting at home.

Yeah, yeah, Rossi stepped out.

Rossi's getting married in two days,

and we're all still on the clock.

Guys, I feel like this is gonna be the hot seat.

Yeah, you do know he's been banned

from every casino in Vegas, right?

Really?

With a deck of 52 cards,

the number of combinations is a factorial of 52.

You simply need to calculate your outs and then your implied odds.

Math is the basis of all card games.

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

Today's game's 5 card. Roll them out.

The big blind is 50. The baby is 25.

We are still playing poker, right?

- He's got a gun! - Run!

Tch.

Do you think the lady's bluffing?

I know the lady's bluffing

because she has a tell.

No, I don't.

I'm gonna go all in.

Oh, I like it.

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

I call.

All right, let's see 'em.

Three of a kind, king high.

Perfectly respectable, but not getting it done.

Pair of kings, pair of 7s.

Oh, I'm Sorry, Three 7s.

Ooh, a full boat from the sassy Dr. Reid.

Ooh!

Oh, a straight flush! That has to hurt.

Gentlemen.

I think that Reid is speechless.

Guess I'm a better liar than you thought.

Thank you for not letting me put.

Garcia's octopus mug in the pile.

What's that?

Heh. Nothing.

Oh, boy, don't look now.

We've got a case.

We're headed to Los Angeles

where two murders in the last two days

with the exact same m.O.

Have the authorities puzzled.

The first homicide was yesterday following

a hit and run in eagle rock.

This man in a pickup

rear ended this woman in a sedan,

and then he got out of his car and he shot her.

Twice in the chest at close range.

He then fled the scene.

Cops thought it was a road rage incident gone wrong until today.

A few hours ago, a second shooting happened

following a violent accident,

this time in reseda.

Similar pattern, and the same driver

according to eyewitness accounts.

This time he's in the SUV.

He t-bones the red truck. He survives the crash,

and just like before,

he gets out, he walks right up to the other car

and shoots the driver.

We've seen cases of symphorophilia before,

where a suspect gets off on staging a crash,

but none that involved a gun.

And given the fact that he's also the driver,

I think it's more likely a case of autassassinophilia.

It's an overlapping paraphilia in which an individual

derives arousal or sexual pleasure

from the thought of and or risk of being killed.

Makes me think the vehicles are important to him in some way,

like they're a part of what he's trying to do or say.

Were any of the cars the suspect used reported stolen?

Oh, yeah, both vehicles were reported missing prior to the accidents.

We've got the makings of a thrill killer here.

A thrill killer at the start of a spree.

With two dead and our primary suspect at large,

the jet's standing by.

What about Rossi?

I know I said I didn't want any of this,

but I cannot wait to walk down that aisle

and marry you in two days.

The altar will be set up here.

Ok, what about the flowers?

They'll be delivered morning of.

And this is the bar. Let me know if you have any special requests.

Wheels up.

Would you give us a minute?

I don't have to go.

Yeah, you do.

I'll make it back in time.

If I have to fly the jet myself,

I will make it back for our wedding.

I know you will.

I love you.

Hey!

Hey, what are you doing? That's my car!

Give me the keys.

Don't make me shoot you!

Keys!

*CRIMINAL MINDS* Season 14 Episode 15

Episode Title: "Truth or Dare"

Sync corrections by srjanapala

"We all have a monster within."

"The difference is in degree, not in kind."

Douglas Preston.

Ok, so our first victim, Andrea Hinojosa,

was 40 years old. She was a public defender for L.A. county

on her way to a courthouse when the shooter collided with her.

It says here Andrea was single, lived alone.

She was well respected, a rising star in her office.

We should focus on disgruntled clients, angry family members.

I'm working on getting access to her client list as we speak.

Our second victim, Paul Burke,

was something of a rolling stone.

He's been an uber driver, a handyman,

and most recently, a construction worker.

He was headed to a job site

when our shooter smashed into his truck and then shot him.

- That was the video you sent me. - Yeah.

Garcia, did Paul Burke and Andrea hinojosa ever cross paths?

Yeah, it's still too early to say.

Andrea had a lot of clients and cases

that took her all over Los Angeles.

Paul did, too, but his digital footprint

isn't as strong as his peers'.

Lucky for you guys, I eat digital footprints for breakfast.

I'm ronkin' and tonkin' on this,

so if there's a connection, I'll find out.

Thanks, Penelope.

Love you. I mean it.

Well, the unsub must have been stalking them.

He knew their routines, targeted both Andrea and Paul on their way into work.

Yeah, it's interesting.

These victims likely didn't even see him coming

until he smashes into them.

And then after he's done so, incapacitating them,

he walks right up to the car,

so, what, they can see him pull the trigger?

First he scares them, then he punishes them.

A guy this bold, this cold-blooded

feels like he's out for revenge.

I agree. We've got a lot to sort through.

Tara, Matt, go to the first crime scene.

Dave, Luke, you'll head to the latest crime scene.

Jj, Reid, and I will set up at the local p.D.

And go through the numerous eyewitness statements.

If this guy sticks to the pattern,

he'll strike again today.

We can't let him.

Detective Murad.

I'm unit chief prentiss.

These are agents Jareau and Reid.

Pleasure. Nice to see you both again.

It's like I told you on the phone.

We've had hundreds and hundreds of calls

of possible eyewitnesses, but it's impossible to know

who's for real, who's crazy,

and who's just looking for attention.

Were there any accounts that stood out

due to detail or specificity?

Cctv footage has been on the news.

A librarian in silver lake recognized the shooter.

Claims he stole his car and threatened him with a gun.

And there's a waitress that I just spoke with.

She's pretty sure that she served the shooter yesterday.

We'd like to talk to both of them.

Well, Ximena, the waitress, is still here.

I'll get you the contact info for the librarian.