DTF

So we don't have much time, guys.

The FO's doing his walk around, we need to be quick.

Al, check these ladies out it's lighting up on here.

DTF, DTF, DTF...

Right, here he is.

Yo, yo, yo.

Good flight, mate?

- Yeah, yeah good. - Here at last.

No, no, good, good flight.

So you got this date lined up or what?

Yeah, I've got a lovely girl tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah, she's very nice. We've been having lots of chats on the messaging.

So, I'm looking forward to it, actually.

She's going to be really nice.

Probably dreaming a bit that we're going to find love,

but we're certainly not going to find anything

if I've got a camera spying in on your date.

It's just literally going to be

asking how it's going every...

How are you going to capture my award winning personality though?

Yeah, I don't think that's possible to be honest.

What do you reckon?

You alright putting the airline badge

on camera for you, yeah?

No.

You've hidden it already?

Yeah. I'm not leaving anything out for you. I'm not stupid.

So, so this would be the regular occurrence?

You'd come and start swiping even though you've already organized a date?

Is that how it's working?

Sometimes you just do the swiping for fun Al. You don't need necessarily to be.

But you don't know what you might miss.

Do you just use Tinder?

I do yes. There are other apps, but I stick to Tinder.

The idea is obviously to find you a life partner,

and you're wearing that shirt.

19-year-old bum for you.

She's nice.

I'm not sure about this one. She has daddy issues.

I think she would ask you for money after the date.

Well, that's... I was going to ask that question.

Is there that thing or?

There is girls who are wanting more than just a nice dinner.

They want $200 as well.

Come on then, let's go and get changed.

Jesus. All these people are someone's daughters.

Fingers crossed this works.

- We want to be part of it. - We're following an airline pilot

- looking for love on Tinder. - Love on Tinder?

- No, I'm not, no. - 'Cause I haven't found love on any website,

so I don't trust any of them. None of them.

You're looking for love in the wrong places.

Who we trying to find love?

He's in the bar on a date now.

- Well let's go. - Yeah, let's go find him.

Let's go help him find love.

- Let's help him find... - You think he can handle this though?

How old is he?

He's, um, nearly 40.

He's Scandinavian.

Have you not heard the horror stories?

You have him in there on Tinder,

did you not hear all the horror stories on Tinder?

- There's a few. - Come on, guys.

There's like a lot of horror stories.

There's even one about the like crabs.

Crabs?

You having a chat?

I thought you weren't going to follow us with the cameras.

No, no, we'll definitely be coming over to chat.

No, I think we're gonna go to a bar down here.

So we've just been talking about Tinder with some girls.

Yeah, so. I'll leave you to it.

It's good. It's really good in there. It's a nice bar.

So far so good?

Yeah, very nice conversation.

We'll see you in a bit.

So, as you can see it's actually gone dark

and it's gone a bit cold,

and we're still waiting around, and they

still seem to be enjoying themselves.

Shall we go over and talk to her or?

I dunno. She said she wasn't that keen on talking, I think,

but she's swiping right on Tinder, she sat swiping.

We're bored of all the bars so, we're gonna just

buy a beer and go and sit on the beach, I think, so...

It's too noisy in these bars.

Yeah, you just stand at the end of the road and make us feel like tits.

We're feeling quite weird, yeah.

We will have a couple of drinks.

How many beers have you already had by the way?

Eh, enough. Enough beers.

Fuck sake.

The arm, the arms across.

I'm obviously not used to, um,

just following a couple around.

Are you coming back with us or?

I thought you'd stopped filming.

I know, we are, we're just going to go back now,

we maybe thought we'd just turn it back on.

Okay, well, we're gonna get a taxi.

Right, okay.

That's cool.

Nice to meet you anyway.

He's romanced her.

Morning, how you doing?

Yeah, it was good.

Yeah, I was just texting her. She wants to meet today again.

So, I'm going to meet her. Yeah, meet her at the beach again for lunch.

She said no cameras, though so...

What do you reckon then, reckon we...

Well, she said no cameras so...

Come on, though, we don't have to have them on obviously.

It's up to you, she doesn't want to be on camera,

Right okay, shoot from a distance, yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What she literally said like-?

She said no, it was just a text. She wants to meet for lunch, but no cameras.

It may well be her again, yeah.

Can I, I don't know your code man.

It's fine.

Yeah, it's good.

Right, sweet man.

I'm surprised you're not

completely hungover to be quite honest, but-

I have a better constitution than you.

You have one beer and you're being sick

and shitting on the floor and things.

We all know how it goes with Alan Bailey.

Can't hold his booze.

Us Scandinavians we drink like fucking men. Not like babies like you.

I'm liking it, good start, good start.

Let's go.

Way, did it again!

See you later, boys.

She was obviously a little bit hesitant last night as well but,

he obviously likes her 'cause he's making the effort.

They look happy enough.

Happy couple, we cracked it.

Tinder has found love.

Still talking, they've not walked off into the sunset as yet.

What's going on? He's going to tell us to piss off

here I reckon, 'cause she doesn't want cameras.

Which is fine, that's cool.

If that's the case.

You alright, mate? Let me guess, she doesn't want the cameras.

We'll do one if you want.

No, just turn them off.

Turn the fucking cameras off.

Just turn them fucking off.

Turn them off.

Fuck off.

What the fuck?

Where are you going?

I'm assuming it's not that minor a thing. With the way your reaction is.

That's why I'm ringing you, mate.

Well I've just been on the laptop for the last few hours.

Seems like she was involved in some...

It's fucking ridiculous this, mate, this madness.

She was involved in some porn scandal a fair few years ago.

- Umm. - Right okay.

I don't know where to go with this.

Obviously I'm coming at it from

not only the documentary angle,

but also from a personal angle.

I mean he's obviously not going

to speak to camera at the minute.

Obviously the first concern is that he's okay

and he gets tested and we get him sorted out.

But we've spent other people's money on this now

and this is the first fucking stop.

Like we've got a five-minute documentary.

Yeah, I mean obviously I can,

I'll try to speak to him tomorrow.

I think in terms of, if you're thinking about investment, then I mean,

I've been obviously thinking about this all day pretty much now.

Umm, if we want to,

even try and set up some interview with Tinder.

I know you've spoke to them.

Okay, obviously I've got to think of a different tack

when I get back to Tinder about an interview,

so I'll bob them an email now.

See if they want to meet and discuss

something more serious than we were expecting.

Hi, we're looking for a... from Tinder.

Inquiring if we can do an interview or not.

- Hold on. - No problem.

I'm afraid she's not available and they can't

comment on a documentary until they've seen the footage.

Oh, no problem. Thank you very much.

Pretty much what we expected so we literally

couldn't get past the security guard.

We needed the appointment.

I mentioned the girl's name.

Right, okay.

We have to take the stance of asking them pretty much

what their take is, their responsibility

in terms of things like this.

We're just waiting on to