Girl in a Towel

Hey, babe. It's me again.

Uh... sorry for all the messages.

Just calling to invite you over,

for dinner at my place.

Yes, I'm going to cook for you

if you will come over.

Um... I know you don't like it here because you say it's messy and dirty and filthy.

But I'm doing all the things

finally, that you wanted me to do.

So... uh... yeah.

You got no reason not to come over.

I'm cleaning. I'm dusting right now as we speak.

So... uh... okay. Hope to see you soon.

I love you. Goodbye.

Alright.

Ah!

What the fuck?

Are you serious?

Ah! Son of a bitch.

I thought they fixed it!

Fucking shit!

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck!

Ugh!

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Hey, Kurt. Just calling to ask if you have a dryer I can use.

I don't even know if you have laundry at your place.

But, uh... give me a call back.

I hope you can help me out. I have no clothes right now.

All my clothes are sopping wet, cuz the washing machine at my place,

the thing where it spins doesn't work.

And, uh... the dryer's broken too.

So, uh... trying to get back together with Valerie.

I think I need clothes for that.

Otherwise she'll get the wrong idea. I'm just in a bathrobe right now.

And, uh

uh, yeah, I know...

I know you don't like her, but I do.

So, hopefully you can help me out. I'd do the same for you.

Alright, give me a call back.

Talk to you later. Bye.

Alright.

Alright.

Hey, Alex. I know you're purposely ignoring my calls.

But guess what.

You owe me big time, and... uh... I need a favor.

I just need to borrow your dryer and then we'll be square. I promise.

Alright. So yeah, just give me a call back and we'll figure out a ti...

Alright. Just call me back.

Steph!

Steph!

Hey, she's not here.

She went to Victorville to see her mom.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

Alright. Um...

Everything alright?

Uh... no. Not really. I just...

I just locked out of my apartment in my fucking towel.

That sucks.

Yeah. Um...

I'm sorry. Is there any way that I can come into yours?

I'm sorry.

Yeah. Come on in. Just for a little bit.

- You sure? - Yeah.

Alright.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Thank you so much. Oh my God. - You're welcome.

- Elliptical. - Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Cool.

I'm so sorry.

That's okay.

- I'm so embarrassed. This is so weird. - Uh

what happened?

Uh... I'm a dumb-ass.

I thought that the DoorDash was here

and I went to go check.

It wasn't.

And I turned around and the door was locked behind me.

Oh, yeah. This thing.

Yep. Uh... super finicky, right?

Yeah. Yeah.

- Yeah, just... - Yeah, see. Yeah.

Yeah, same thing happened to me one time.

Oh, okay. Right.

Yeah. Uh...

Did you by chance leave a window open?

- No. No, I checked. But, um... yeah. - Oh, you're screwed then.

- Do you live in the building? - Yeah.

- Really? - Yeah. Uh... just moved in.

- Oh! Apartment five. - Yes.

Okay, cool. I didn't realize they rented out the unit yet.

- Yeah, yeah. I just moved in. Thank you. - Well welcome.

- I'm Greg, number three. - Oh, okay. Uh... Anna.

- Nice to meet you. - Yeah, nice to meet you too.

- Cool cool cool. Welcome. - Thank you, and I'm so sorry.

Yeah, that sucks. I, uh...

- I'm also without clothes today. So... - Oh!

Yeah. Dryer's broken. So you should know that.

- Shit. That sucks. - Um... yeah.

Uh... otherwise I would happily lend you something.

But uh... yeah, I got nothing to give you, literally.

- It's all good. - But, uh...

Yeah, I sympathize with your situation. I do. Uh...

But I got a situation of my own. And that is that my girlfriend, Valerie...

- Valerie. Yeah. - Cute.

Yeah, she, um... she's mad at me right now.

- Okay. - Yeah. Um...

It's okay, though. Because we're gonna make up.

She's, uh... gonna come over. I'm gonna make her dinner.

- Oh, neat. - And, uh... yeah.

And, um... also she's gonna see that I'm finally doing all the things

that she got mad at me for not doing.

Um... so it's good. She's gonna love it.

But I don't know when she's gonna get here,

and obviously I can't have you here looking like this once she gets here...

- Of course. - Cuz I don't think that'd be a good look.

Of course.

So, uh... you can hang out for a little bit. You can use my phone.

Uh... I don't know if you need to make some calls,

- or if there's anyone... - Sounds good. Yeah.

Alright. Um...

My buddy's calling me.

- Actually, I gotta take this. - Sure. Thanks.

- I'll be right back. - Okay, great.

But, uh... yeah, just hang tight. Um... don't rob me!

Mmm.

Hey, Kurt.

What would I take?

Thanks for calling back.

Oh, you don't? No worries.

I can't go to a laundromat. Are you serious? I'm in a robe.

I'd be arrested.

Hey, how about this:

You wanna come take my clothes to a laundromat for me?

I didn't think so.

I know he should, but he's not answering his phone.

Anyway, it doesn't matter. I got bigger problems right now.

Uh... listen to this. You'll like this.

So my neighbor

uh...new girl in number five, uh

got locked out of her apartment in a towel.

And she is here now in my apartment.

Yeah. Yep.

Yeah, she's hot, but I'm not gonna do anything about it.

I'm trying to get back with Valerie.

Anyway, I don't know if this is some kinda weird test from Valerie.

Cuz... I mean...

I don't need to ask you this, but has this ever happened to you?

It's not a normal thing. It never happened to me before.

I don't think it's a normal thing.

It sounds like something out of a dumb movie. So...

Wait a second.

Is she a prostitute?

Did you hire her for me to help me get over Valerie cuz you don't like Valerie?

I know... I, I, I... I love Valerie. And, uh...

You promise? Alright.

Cool.

Alright. Anyway...

I, I, I... I already called Valerie to come over,

so I'm worried that, uh... she's gonna come over and this girl's still gonna be here.

So I gotta figure out how to get rid of her.

You wanna take her off my hands for me?

Alright.

Well, like... I'll let you know how it goes.

Alright. Have fun.

Alright. See you. Bye.

Alright.

Alright.

- There you go. - Thanks.

Yep. It's hot.

Mm-hmm.

How long have you been living here?

Like... almost eleven years.

- Damn. - Yeah.

How are you liking the building?

Uh... I don't. I don't really.

It's... it's pretty, like... dingy and not

not well-kept. So...

Whatever.

Oh. Let me ask you something.

Mm-hmm?

You're a female, right?

Mm-hmm.

I could, uh... use your opinion on something. Uh...

Yeah. So tell me what you think about this.

Should I have let my current girlfriend

get rid of all the clothes that my ex-girlfriend had bought for me?

For what?

What do you mean? For what?

Just, like, she didn't want me

owning anything that another woman had picked out.

That sounds stupid.

I mean, they were proper clothes?

Yeah. They were comfortable and they fit really well.