Adventure Time

My GPS shows Finn and Jake over there.

I think that's where the Ice King has them hostage.

I'm sure the boys are fine.

The Ice King isn't usually a serious threat.

Besides, this'll be easy with the two of us.

We've got science on our side.

Your tea is ready.

Pouring. Pouring.

It's okay, Lady. Jake knows you love him.

Don't worry. Just try to relax.

I'll work on my holo-entry.

It's been three weeks since Finn and Jake disappeared

while battling the Ice King.

I've activated a secret GPS implanted in Finn's ear.

It has led us to an uncharted black ice cave.

But I've spent hours calculating every possible danger

and am well-prepared.

Then I'll pull out my electrode gun.

Then I'll use my ball-blam-burgler-ber!

Lady, it'll be fine. We've got science!

Hmm, I suppose that's true.

Let's roll.

Ugh, I can't get a signal in this chamber.

Let's see if they show up on my heart monitor.

Hmm.

There they are.

Through this sphincter.

Hold up, Lady.

No, no, no!!

Aah! Aah!

Don't worry, Lady.

Ball-blam-burgler-bler-ber!

My field of vision!

Hey!

Lady, phase through the wall!

Come on. There's no turning back now.

This is total bunk, you copier!

You're only in love with her

because Mn in love with her!

Ice King.

I've been playing this game

a lot longer than you, pal!

I've been working my moves, smooth-talking her,

showing her magic tricks!

Don't ignore me! Come back!

I'm picking up three heart signatures.

Ice king must be talking to Finn and Jake.

Go to the right, Lady.

Aah! Ugh!

Ew.

Lady!

Lady, are you okay?

No, Lady, I won't leave you while you're hurt.

Come on.

What are you playing at, Ice King?

Three heart signatures.

Getting closer.

Hey.

- Princess.

What a pleasant surprise.

- Ricardio! - Yes, it is I.

Did you find my dungeon stimulating?

Where are Finn and Jake?!

What do you see in those two?

A boy?

And a dog?

You deserve more mature companionship.

Poisoned with Zanoits!

You see, I thought I only wanted your heart.

But I was wrong.

I was unfair to you.

I want...

the full package.

Princess... - What?

I'm a man now.

I made myself this body for you, Princess,

synthesized from ice King's living tissue,

his bones broken and reassembled.

It hurt! Ooh, boy! How about a hug?

Give me a hug! I need it!

Silence, Simon!

All for you, Princess.

Now marvel at these powerful,

articulate limbs! - Stop!

Attached with supple and delicate sinews.

Lady!

Now, my darling,

we can finally be united...

as man...

and wife.

Okay, Ricardio.

I'll do it. I'll be your wife.

- Ah! - If you can beat me...

at hand-to-hand combat!

Oh, my! How Valkyrian!

Princess, you are absolut- oh!

You think we're intellectual equals?

It only took me seconds

to get you off your guard!

And this "body" you designed

is self-congratulatory garbage!

See, I know a thing or two

about building a body out of biomass,

and you don?' leave

your heart exposed!

I just wanted to impress you.

You didn't.

Get out of my sight.

Princess?

Princess! Ricardio is back!

He's in the black ice cave, and he's peacocking hardcore!

I know. And he poisoned you both with Zanoits.

But I took care of it.

What happened? How did we get here?

I dragged you all here on Lady's back.

It took two days.

And another day to make you guys an antidote.

And 15 minutes to build the Ice King a new heart.

Hey, Finn.

I made it out of Ricardio's sinews,

and some toffee and maracas.

Coochie-ooochie-coochie!

I'm glad you guys are up.

Please make the Ice King leave.

Shooka-shooka-shooka!

Ice King, please leave!!

How are you feeling, Lady?

Yes, he's awake.

Oh, Lady, I should have never put you in danger.

I saw on the heart monitor.

I didn't know.

- Hee-hee-hee! - Jake!

Lady! Oh, Lady!

I am pregnant!

I'm puppies!?

Okay. I'm going to lower the screen.

Tell me what you see.

Crunchy, you look like a rainbow.

It's beautiful. Can you guys see that?

Nope, only you can see it because

you're hooked up to the aura visualizer.

But actually, I'm lying.

We can see everything you see on this screen.

Now I'm gonna send that image into Crunchy.

Whoa!

The aura's gone.