Rooster

Vlad with a chance, it drops down in front.

Stamkos after it, couldn't control Rodrigues.

Shot blocked away by O'Reilly.

Reinhart on the loose puck.

Back it goes for Rodrigues. They work it in front.

Reinhart's shot blocked again.

Oh, the Panthers look sharp here.

And this number one line really came together last night...

Stamkos went up with O'Reilly.

He shoots, he scores!

What a great night.

You know my favorite part about last night?

- Hmm? - The high-five.

Oh!

I was just so excited about how it was going.

I was self-conscious about being on top. It totally snapped me out of it.

You shouldn't be self-conscious about anything.

Mwah!

Oh, my gosh, this week.

Wow. I was so messed up after seeing my ex.

Really helped me. Mm!

There is nothing like a no-strings-attached booty call

to give you a boost of confidence.

- I'm glad I could help. - Mm.

What is better than just fun, uncomplicated sex?

Oh, my God.

What are we doing?

You need to wait at least 30 seconds before you start a conversation.

I just fucked you. Are you seriously telling me to be quiet?

This is tricky for me because I really want to say yes.

Doesn't this make you feel icky?

Icky? I don't feel icky.

It makes me feel excellent, Katie.

And you...

you're so beautiful.

I love you.

Yeah, yeah, we're not... We're not doing that.

Come on, you can't honestly tell me you're not enjoying this

- a little bit. Yes. - I am, of course, I am.

- It's forbidden. - Yes.

And it's dangerous, and I wanna do it over and over,

which makes me wanna fucking choke you.

Well, I'm sure that can be arranged.

Ew!

Hey, kiddo! It's me.

Shit, it's my dad.

- Don't say a word. - Katie, it's Dad!

That's exactly what I've been saying.

- Oh, my God. - I know you're here.

- Come on out! - Come here, boy.

Ah!

Oh, yes, mi amor.

What did we say about drop-ins?

- You have got to text me. - I did text you.

"I'm out front knocking."

- Not what I meant. - Check it out.

How cool is this?

Gosh, half as cool as a motorcycle?

And twice as safe.

This sporty little sportster is going to turn my 13-minute commute

into a nine-minute commute.

- Total game changer. - Dad, if you ever find a woman

as excited about this as you, don't let her go.

Never gonna happen.

- Okay. Be safe. - Bye. Whoo!

Go slow.

Whoa!

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Is that thing street legal, Russo?

I don't know. Shouldn't you know?

- Are you sassin' me right now? - No, no.

- No. - Let me tell you something.

I've got an office, and in that office is a computer.

And as long as no one else is on it, I can look up the legal-ness of anything.

- Okay? - Okay.

I'm watching you, Russo. Like a hawk. Like a cop hawk.

- A what? - Cop hawk.

Are you saying "car park" with a Boston accent?

No, I'm saying cop hawk.

- Cah pahk! - No, cop...

- Smahten up. - Hawk.

Pahk the cah in the cah pahk.

I'm saying cop hawk.

- Wicked pissah. - Get outta here.

Cah pahk!

- Cortado and a decaf, enjoy. - Thank you. Hey.

Love the green hair, by the way.

Well, tell that to my mother. Huge fight last night.

I made her sleep on the couch.

- I'm gonna just... - Okay, take care.

I can help whoever's next.

God, I always regret talking to Beverly.

It's like, I care, but I don't care.

- You know what I mean? - Of course I do.

It's how you feel about everything in the world.

- You okay? - Just got rejected

from another internship.

- Oh. - Really thought I nailed this one.

We bonded over the fact that we're both germaphobes,

and then I pretended I was gonna sneeze on him.

It was fucking hilarious.

No, hey, that... It sounds so funny.

Listen, someone is gonna hire you, and when they do,

it's gonna be the smartest thing they've ever done.

I like your pep talk.

Yeah?

You know what? You don't need to watch this movie anymore.

Before I start to actually write,

I like to do something that sounds a little bit basic.

I like to list my characters' traits.

So, let's call out some traits.

- Anyone? - Conscientious.

Conscientious.

I love a conscientious character.

How 'bout one that's easier to spell?

- Irascible? - No.

- Girthy. - Alright, we're done.

Why don't we brainstorm some of these traits,

bring them in in the morning?

Hello, hello? Sleepyhead?

Huh?

Today's class is going to be the only thing on the final.

- Sorry. - What?

- I'm kidding. - Fuck, dude.

- What's going on? - Sorry, Rooster.

I fell a little bit behind on rent, and my roommates kicked me out.

I've been sleeping at Spooner's place on the floor,

and my back is not happy.

Tommy, are you homeless?

- Unhoused. - Thank you, Ronni.

Are you unhoused?

Uh, no. Don't worry about me.

Okay, I have an extra room.

Why don't you just crash with me for a couple days?

- Really? - Yeah.

That is so lit. Thank you.

- You're welcome. - Do you have toothpaste?

You know what? Never mind.

- I'll get my own. - Okay.

So, just swing by

- after I get back from hockey practice. - Okay.

Hey, how is Coach Jake doing?

He's better. I think he just needed someone

to believe in him.

Fucker! Come on, DJ!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, no, no, no, no, no, hold on.

Hey, Coach, Coach, Coach! You okay, DJ?

You gonna take his side? He's giving me crazy attitude.

I just asked to go to the bathroom.

- Oh, you... - Oh, no. No, no, no. No, Coach.

Maybe you need a shower, huh? A little time out.

- Yeah? - I thought you believed in me.

Not as much as before.

Lame!

- Okay. - Fucking losers.

- Hey! - Oh! Coach! Coach! Coach!

- Come on. - Fine, I'm gone.

- I'm out. I'm gone. - Three-on-three. Three-on-three.

No, no, no. Alright, you're...

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been shot."

Those were Teddy Roosevelt's words moments after an attempted assassination.

Now, what challenge

did Roosevelt face as a boy

that gave him so much grit as a man?

Eli, I appreciate your enthusiasm, son,

but I like to ask questions and answer them myself.

It's how I command a room. As you were.

The answer is childhood asthma.

- Roosevelt would then... - Hey.

- ...be consumed by grief... - I was looking for you.

...when both his mother and his wife died.

Do you always come to Walt's lectures?

He likes me to start the applause when he's finished.

My cue word is "onward."

- I'll keep an eye out for that. - Question.

Which of Roosevelt's speeches resonates most today?

Eli, I feel like we just had this discussion.

- Hand down. - That one was really tricky, sir.

Just tell me when there's a real question.

There won't be.

Roosevelt's speech of all speeches, of course,

was "The Man in the Arena."

So...

what are you up to later?

What, at like 11:00?

Or, I don't know, 9:45?

- Eleven's kind of late. - Okay, Greg.

I'm a grown woman. A single parent.

I have a house that I will own outright in 28 years.

If you want this, or these, or to be inside this,

I need to be treated with some dignity.

Take me on a proper date. I'm not some cheap floozy.

I never felt that. Ever.

Even when you photocopied the... your... the... these.

I appreciate that, 'cause I don't do that very often.

Okay.

Step into the arena of life...

Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight?

Oh, I don't know. Have to think about it.