Cek Toko Sebelah: The Series

We'll have a guy from the bank surveying the location for the ATM.

People here don't need an ATM, brother.

People here need dangdut !

So, you'll place an ATM here? That's good.

No matter what, we must ruin this plan.

Let's poison the surveyor.

- What if he die? - We bury him.

Place an attendance machine at the store?

Yes. Those who come late will be punished. Done.

What if they become more upset at me?

Your job is to improve the store.

(Episode 8 Rise of The Workers' Union)

This thing is a hassle.

Yo, hurry. If you're late, no lunch break for you!

Yeah, yeah.

Brother Naryo!

Why hasn't Brother Kuns returned?

He's at home, Tin.

Is he sick?

They said he has typhus.

My goodness!

What's a thypus?

Typhus is a sort of disease that attacks your organs.

- Like that, Tin. - Is it contagious?

It is, when come in contact with other people's organ.

But is it dangerous?

It is dangerous, Tin.

Brother, is it more dangerous than dengue fever?

It's more dangerous to put five guys on a motorcycle.

Brother Kuns rode a motorcycle with five guys?

It wasn't Kuncoro who rode a bike with five guys!

Did you rode a bike with five guys?

It wasn't me either, Tin!

Brother!

See? What did I told you?

Don't let five guys ride a motorcycle.

You get typhus, see?

Goodness.

Goodness.

Goodness, I'm late!

Darn! I'll miss my lunch today!

Why are you hugging that attendance machine?

Hey, embrace religion, Naryo. Not false idol.

Is it good, Jak?

Of course it's good.

This is because mine uses a different wrapper.

Amiauw.

Let me have some.

Not that I don't want to. But rules are rules.

Want some?

I do, Yad.

Want some?

I do, Yad.

First, you must talk to Erwin.

Ask him to change this rule. It's troubling you too.

Come on!

My goodness!

I can't stand it anymore!

I feel like crying.

Hey, hey!

What's wrong with you, Yo?

Please don't pass out.

You'll break the bench.

Hey.

Lunch break is over.

My goodness!

Nobody cares about me, gosh!

- It's taking so long! - Hey, what are you doing?

I'm gonna set the clock forward!

Hey! What for?

So we can go home.

Hey!

You're supposed to set this clock.

- This one? - Yeah!

- Not this one? - No!

Is that so?

Hey!

You'll break it, it's expensive.

You mean this thing?

Telling me what to do! When to come, when to go!

Hey, Yad, Yad!

Yad, Yad!

Remember your parents at home, Yad.

What's wrong with you?

It takes so long.

I press you! Take that! I'm going home! Bye!

I'm going. Bye.

I'm going home!

I'm going home!

Bye, sir.

Brother Amiauw, please don't scratch yourself there.

Your armpit hair will fall into the rice, so gross.

Relax, Win.

Mr. Afuk always take it slow, it's alright.

Not with me. I'm in charge now.

Yeah, yeah, sorry.

Jak, wear a glove, your hands are dirty.

Am I a goalkeeper?

Yadi, stop flirting.

(Three Wheels No Entry Mosquito Coils)

We need to do something!

Hey, I'm serious.

On the count of three, say the person's name.

One, two, three!

Ojak!

- Congratulation. - Thank you.

Thank you.

These people...

Please give your speech.

Amiauw, switch place. Your time is up.

It's alright, we have other positions for you.

First Deputy, Second Deputy.

First Lady.

Alright.

First, as the elected president of this Worker Union,

I would like to express my deepest thanks

for your support, Naryo, Yadi and Amiauw,

for voting for me.

Now, let us discuss

what our efforts will be to bring Erwin down.

What's wrong with him?

It should be me!

I'm the most senior here, most Chinese!

It hurts!

If they had chosen me, I wouldn't be like this!

- Move aside. - Yes, sir.

So, how about it?

Well, Mr. President, Mrs. President.

I have an idea.

How about we lock Erwin inside the bathroom?

Then we turn off the light.

You think Erwin is a small boy?

How about this?

Let's lock Mr. Erwin inside the toilet.

Hey, that's the same!

I'm not done yet.

Lock him in the toilet with me.

I'll lock you in the toilet with a cobra, you like that?

Amiauw, why are your eyes red?

Are you smoking pots?

Enough. Let's do it like this.

How about we ditch the store?

We can go to Ancol! See some elephants.

Your own private Ancol? There are no elephants in Ancol.

You mean Ragunan?

Ragunan is fine, we can see some dolphins.

I don't care!

But, shouldn't we feel sorry for Mr. Erwin?

He'll be all alone.

You feel sorry for Erwin, but not for us?

You wanna be a traitor?

Go to Erwin!

Alright, I'll stay with you guys.

That's good.

Amiauw.

As the elected president, I need to ask you.

Do you agree with our idea?

Okay, if that's your decision, Honorable President.

You are smoking pot!

Come on! Where did you get the stuff?

Come clean! Where did you get it?

- Here, Mr. Asiang. - Thank you.

You're welcome, take care.

Win, I'm taking water gallons to the chief's house.

The chief's house?

His wife just bought some this morning.

They're having a fight. They separate their gallons.

- Making a delivery, Jak? - Yes, brother.

What are you doing, Yad?

Of course I'm making delivery, brother.

Why do you two need to go together?

I'm the one who knows the address.

If you know the address, you make the delivery.

The one who can ride automatic motorcycle is Ojak.

Yeah, I'm good with this. He can only ride manual.

He can do stand up trick.

Jumping.

- At Cibubur? - That's camping.

- Right. - Let's hurry.

Excuse us.

- Sir. - Now where are you going?

I need to go to the ATM. My brother sent me a Whatsapp message,

- asking me to transfer him money. - Seriously?

Yes, this is an emergency. See for yourself. Just a second.

See? Bye.

Naryo, the ATM is that way.

I'm going to BCL Bank's ATM.

The jingle sounds prettier. Excuse me, sir.

(Sempurna A-Mis Fish Flavored Cigarette)

- I want to buy some eggs. - Yes, just a minute.

- Thanks. - Thanks.

Yes, miss?

These are your orders.

Just a minute! Thanks. Hold on. Yes.

Just take it.

- Sir. - Yes, hold on.

- Which one? - This one.

- Okay. Thank you. - Thanks.

What colour did you say you want?