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Whoo!

Deejay: Show me those moves!

-Yeah, fuck this. -Yeah.

Arianna: Giddy up, bitches!

Operation Steal My Dad's Booze is happening now.

What?

Uh, i-it's just --

I wasn't really gonna go to -- to Riley's.

Oh, well, unfortunately, sometimes we have to walk

through the valley of the shadow of death,

so let's go.

Are you gonna puke? No.

Do you want me to stick my fingers down your throat?

That's okay. Thank you, though.

You did that for me once, and it was actually, like,

one of the sweetest things that

But I'm pretty sure you actually

Definitely. Arianna: Andale!

Um, I have to tell you something.

What? I, um --

Come on! Okay, okay.

-Let's go! -Okay.

-Come on! -Babies!

I made V-day choko-lah-tays,

with a special love spell in them.

So if you eat them -- which you fucking better --

just know you're gonna get into all kinds of horny shit,

and your truest, deepest, darkest desires

will be coming true tonight.

Whoo!

I kinda believe in magic, do you?

You guys!

Everyone say, "Thank you, Zaddy Daddy"!

All: Thank you, Zaddy Daddy!

Wait, was she talking about her actual dad?

White girls need to use "Daddy" less literally.

[ Mid-tempo music playing, indistinct conversations ]

Thank you, Zaddy Daddy!

Can -- Maybe we can just stop checking our phones?

It's the kids thanking you for the party bus.

Even though it was my idea to surprise them with a limo.

Well, the limo place said

And that's apparently the part I really struggle with.

Sweetheart. Sweetheart, what is going on?

What is going on?

That's a really great question.

How are you liking the Grenache?

It's, uh... it's terrific.

Yeah, y-you were right.

It, um, it has that wonderful oak.

Wonderful.

What's going on is that our son made up

a fake relationship with a --

with a boy,

just to upset us.

He pretended to go on dates.

Posted photos.

And obviously, Naomi was in on the entire thing.

Meaning that our house was just Lie Central.

And it doesn't seem to bother you.

And I just don't quite understand that.

But there's a lot of things I don't understand.

"Oaky" wine.

If it tastes like bark, why is that good?

Did you never wonder

this whole time if --

if he was making it up?

Waiter: Lovebirds!

Ready for another drink?

[ Dance music playing in distance ]

Oh, shit!

What?

The freezer broke and the magic --

the magic is fucking fucked!

The placenta? No. No, no, no, it's okay.

The magic was just to put out good energy

and to manifest or whatever, right?

'Cause the secret's definitely not out.

Chester: Let's go, bitches!

Hey, where are you?

Bo: Out front. What -- What are

Uh, my dad called.

Okay, can you come and be gross and PDA with me?

I want to annoy all the single people.

I wanna be that girl tonight, you know?

Oh, wait, I see you.

Hi. Hi.

[ Dance music continues in distance ]

What -- What was that?

I, um...

I think y-you are amazing.

Is this because of the fake-dating thing?

No. W-- Um, mostly not.

Because I really -- I feel like you overreacted

to all of it, like, the Nathan thing...

Okay. ...his mom...

No, no, I -- Or not.

And I just have, like, major character issues

and I'm deeply fucked up. No, I'm sure I did --

But I hide it under this very sparkly exterior.

Okay, so, why are you breaking up with me?

I'm really...

boring and nerdy.

Like, I -- Mm.

I don't even get w-why you like me.

Like...

I-I don't know. I...

Sometimes I wonder i-if it's more

that you just...

like how much I like you.

But if you like me so much,

then why are you breaking up with me?

You -- You are the -- the smartest, funniest --

That's just -- Don't do that.

That's, like, no.

Can we just, like...

find a roof somewhere

and you can write a quote on the wall

and talk to me about "Dungeons & Dragons"

and I can, like, feel, like, the whole world isn't shit?

Or could we just go anywhere?

Hey, man, have you seen Delilah?

Can I get a cup?

Girl. You have to tell her.

I know. But I was also just thinking.

There's also a version where I don't tell her

and she never finds out.

Sometimes not telling is better,

like when you shouldn't tell someone

they look good in dark lipstick

You literally just told me

I look good in dark lipstick today.

No! No! I-I just -- I --

At first I wasn't sure, but --

Also, everyone lies all the time,

and when you think about it, some lies, almost most of

are, like, more true than the actual truth.

I really agree with that, by the way.

Hey, um, I need weed.

I'm driving for a blackout.

Um, by the way I just got dumped.

Yeah, literally just now.

Like, he's waiting outside for his dad.

It's not your fault. Just...

Can we, like, turn up the music or, like...

mosh pit on the trampoline or something?

'Cause I am so sick of being judged for who I am.

Like, I am a lot,

and I told everyone that from the fucking jump!

Yes, come on. Shit. Come.

Hi, um, even though that this is --

this is literally none of my business,

I-I just wanted to say that, like,

I was the one who started the lie.

Like, h-he was just doing me a favor.

Yeah, no, I-I...

I think, um...

I mean, that wasn't fully it --

He genuinely, really, really likes you.

Like, um, you --

you bring out really good things in him.

Like, he's -- he's more real when he's with you.

You're a really good friend to him.

No, I-I'm just his yappy Chihuahua.

Yeah. I don't think so.

Um...

Uh, my dad's here.

[ Car door closes, vehicle departs ]

Hi, loverboy, want a chocolate?

Turns out I gave out the wrong chocolates on the

Those were the truth-telling ones.

These are the love ones.

But they could help with your stone-cold heart.

Yeah, uh, I don't think much can help with that.

You're probably right.