Fib the Truth (Соври мне правду)

Have you lost your mind? - Are you accusing me of that?

I drop everything. But then who cooks your food

wash your socks and clean up your shit?

You can't handle that. - I'll hire a cleaning lady.

Then I do don't have to listen to this whining.

And will she blow you too, you perverted pig?

You're not very good, are you?

Better pay a whore than talk you into it.

Sometimes your head hurts, sometimes your ass.

Are you interested in why I have a headache?

It is obvious. You start at 11 a.m.

Drinking whiskey and by the end of the day you're hung over.

The whiskey doesn't help anymore. I will switch to pills.

Come on! Maybe then you'll stop being such a bitch.

Become a man first!

Maybe you're the boss at work

but at home you're a piece of shit!

From...

Slut.

What the hell.

You are a terrible actor. Gosh, terrible.

OK, that's good.

take your hands away!

I told you not to talk to me like that.

tell me do i have this

Did I ask you not to talk to me like that?

What is?

Marry me.

And?

At least explain the rules. Or should I improvise again?

How do you mean? We're not playing now.

I want to marry you.

Can I dry off first?

will you answer me

Don't you think the break is a little too long?

Damned!

Little bit.

Seems so.

It's a natural wish.

People do this when they feel comfortable together.

Are you feeling well? - Yes.

But I'm doing just as well without getting married.

Why make everything more complicated?

We've only been together for half a year.

Eight months. - Congratulations.

Do you think that's enough for a radical change?

If I wasn't sure, I wouldn't suggest this to you.

Good. As for you, you are sure.

But as for me, you don't even know me.

I already know everything I need to know about you. And that's enough.

For example? - You're smart.

This is more of a disadvantage.

You are beautiful.

Thanks for this order.

So...

All right then.

And if you find out something about me and don't think I'm so nice anymore?

Purely hypothetical.

In seventh grade...

I have a classmate

pour boiling water on your face.

Schenja Kapustina.

And do you know why?

Why?

Because she came to school dressed differently every day.

And I thought if I spoil her face

no one will look at their clothes anymore.

You see. A stupid story and you're not so sure anymore.

I'll get ice cubes.

So now.

I don't say no.

But I have to think about it.

Behave yourself.

Come here.

Was?

You know what?

Let's forget everything we said to each other.

do you mean the wedding alright. - No.

No. I don't care who did what in seventh grade.

Do you know what the main thing is? - I'm afraid to imagine that.

that i love you

do you know how much - How much?

To the moon and back?

That's less than a million kilometers.

I love you more.

and will love you In good and in bad times.

In sickness and in health.

Forever.

It will not work.

How so?

you can't love me forever

Why not?

You can't stand it. Nobody can stand it.

I take the risk.

The price is too tempting.

i am your prize - Yes.

Worth it!

who are you texting

I reply to comments.

Why am I so lucky with idiots?

What do you mean?

did you get lucky with me - Naturally. And what kind.

So I'm an idiot, and what an idiot.

Do not switch off.

Guess what I have here.

Oh.

Hi.

What is this noise? You woke me.

I didn't know you were here.

You never come here. - This is my house.

I come here whenever I want.

It's mine too. Why should I leave now?

Because I was here first and here time with my boyfriend

want to spend alone. And you're disturbing me.

If I'm bothering you, then get lost. I have no intention of leaving.

And we certainly don't, my dear. - Great!

We should have started with that instead of talking about god knows what.

I'll take a quick shower and then we'll have breakfast together.

Have you tried it the other way?

As?

The left pedal is unscrewed the other way around, clockwise.

How do you know? - Every idiot knows that.

Well thank you very much.

I meant every idiot who had a bike as a kid.

I had a bike as a kid.

But whenever it broke, I got a new one.

You can tell.

It's not the pedal at all.

It's the bottom bracket.

You need to clean and lubricate the bearings.

Maybe even replace it.

and how do you know that?

i can hear it

By ear?

To be honest, that's my bike.

I know where it hurts

If you want, I'll help you.

If you want to bother with it. - No problem.

I'm just changing quickly.

Didn't you come here to be alone?

Then be so kind and retreat somewhere.

What have I done? - Nothing. Just leave us alone.

And if you can't, go home.

Crap! I thought you guys didn't wake up that early.

Leave it, I don't mind.

I mean the music.

Stay seated. We are going to the beach.

And take care of a return ticket in the meantime.

There is an additional flight on Friday.

Oh. Excuse me.

You apologize too much, little one.

go in

Can I help?

I'll be fine.

The meat is ready.

Do you need much longer?

I am ready.

do you take this - Yes.

Small?

are you staying with us

Yes. - Take the wine and glasses.

But that angry look.

What is wrong with you?

We're not going to get rid of them anyway.

All that remains is to take it easy. - And have fun.

No, not for me. Water.

Why this? - Wine gives me a headache.

There's tequila in the fridge. I can get him.

No thank you. i just want water

Why are you here alone, without a friend?

He could not. He has to work.

Also at the weekend?

Lately he's also been working weekends.

And what does he work?

She has no boyfriend at all. It's all a lie

Where do you want to get that from? - From your Instagram, for example.

We want?

It's not too late.

Who's talking about sleeping?

do you clean up here

May I?

Naturally.

would you like juice

What are you reading?

No I do not know.

Interesting?

Insane!

No, really, I love it.

So,

at first glance it makes no sense

but written in such a language.

I read some things again.

What shoud that? - Why?

But not here! - Why not? It was okay here yesterday.

Go ahead, don't force yourself.

I'm fed up with this circus.

Oh really? And I thought you'd like it.

Why else are you here? - I'm as good as gone.

May I?

You can do anything here, unlike me.