Nachnewale Gaanewale

The house is quite big. There must be many things to steal.

But I forgot the sack at home. What shall I pack things in?

In my clothes. I will take things in this. I've won a lottery.

I will fill up my clothes.

Empty?

It's cold.

I would've got something if I had raided a beggar's house.

This broken bed, torn mats, see this.

Broken utensils, empty bags.

I will give an ad in the papers of the thieves tomorrow.

Don't ever come to steal in this locality!

Where's my Lungi?

Oh no.

I came in to steal in the house of the thieves themselves.

How irritating!

- What is it? - I am taking off the Lungi.

- What do you intend? - My intentions are good.

The Lungi you're wearing is mine.

Really? Then you'll say that the Shirt I'm wearing is also yours.

Yes, mister, it's also mine.

Move.

- Come here. Will you answer 3 questions? - I will.

First, what are you doing half-naked here?

Second, why are your clothes on our body?

Third, what are you doing in our house?

- Shall I say the truth? - I will smash you if you lie.

- I had come here to steal. - You came to rob our house?

Then take out all the money, jewellery you got..

There is no food in your house, no logs in the stove...

...no water in the pot, so where would I get the jewellery?

Shut up! You're insulting us in our own house.

If you can take away my clothes, can't I insult you?

A person who comes in our house once cannot go out.

- Take off my Lungi! - Stop!

- Let go! - Leave it!

- Thief! Thief! - Where?

- What happened? - Thief!

- Thief! - There's a thief in our house, uncle.

- There's a thief in our house? - Yes.

- Congratulations, nephew! - Congratulations, nephew!

He has increased our prestige! Where is the thief?

They are!

Shut up! Calling us thieves in our own house?

You are wearing my clothes; so who is the thief, me or you?

We are only wearing your clothes.

- You are standing in our house. - So who's the thief? You or we?

- You are the thief. - You or we?

You are the thief.

- You or we? - Stand straight.

You are the thief.

- Go there. - Shut up!

- Uncle! - Yes.

Stand straight.

You be the judge.

- This is our locality? - It is.

- How did he get in our house? - How did his clothes get on our body?

- Hit him with shoes. - I will. Come here, man.

How did you get in our house?

Dear uncle! I swear on my father, my grandfather. - Yes.

Get me to the police station. Hit me.

Drag me and get me hanged, but please, get me out of here.

I am only a mere thief, but this is a university of thieves!

They are much worse than me.

- Take me out of here. - I will.

Thief! Dear thief! When will you come back?

- I will come. - When?

- I will write a will for my child. - What?

- Put your head in a lion's mouth. - Okay.

- Lie down in a crocodile's mouth. - Okay.

- But never raid a joker's house. - Okay.

A person gets in with his clothes on...

- ...and gets out without his clothes. - Where are you going?

- Thief! I hope this is not your watch. - It is mine.

- But how can it be mine when you are here? - Thank you.

Jaggu, what do you think of this underwear?

It's good. Take it off.

Hey, listen.

Nephew! What's the time in the thief's watch?

- 5 minutes past. - 5 minutes past what?

There is only the minute hand in it, no hour hand.

- Antique! - You won't get it.

Are Maggu and Jaggu home?

Agreed that you are blind in one eye...

...but the other is working, isn't it?

Can't you see both of us are here?

- My other eye is a bit weak. - One-eyed man is half blind!

It's like getting a sprain in your lame leg!

- Talk to him; I can't help laughing. - What do you want?

There's the naming ceremony of Mr. Chaudhary's son.

He's invited you to sing and dance on this occasion.

Wow! I haven't eaten for long even in my dreams.

Don't waste time; get ready. Go; we'll be coming soon.

- No, wait! C'mon, let's get ready. - Come. Ask them leave.

Wait, blind uncle.

Here, daughter-in-law. May God always bless you!

My grandson is 1 month and week old now.

He's come out of the house in the courtyard for the first time.

Auntie, your grandson has come out for the first time.

Will there be any music and dancing or not?

- Of course. - Is it?

May your house be filled with joy! May God bless them!

May the child be safe! - Here!

You just remembered them, and here come...

...the dancers and singers to fill the atmosphere with fun.

"Here are the moments of good luck."

"Sparks of happiness fly around."

"Sparks of happiness fly around."

"Here are the moments of good luck."

"Sparks of happiness fly around."

"Sparks of happiness fly around."

"Here are the moments of good luck."

"Sparks of happiness fly around."

"Sparks of happiness fly around."

People, we have come to take congratulations.

Those who want to congratulate come one by one.

Uncle and auntie of the child!

Uncle and auntie of the child!

Uncle and auntie of the child!

Uncle and auntie of the child!

"Congratulations to the uncle. May he make more money!"

"Congratulations to auntie. She's come all the way here."

"Congratulations to the uncle. May he make more money!"

"Congratulations to auntie. She's come all the way here."

"Congratulations to the uncle. May he make more money!"

"Congratulations to auntie. She dances with joy today."

"Congratulations to the uncle. May he make more money!"

"Congratulations to auntie. She's got lucky notes for token."

"May the child live long!"

"Here are the moments of good luck."

"Sparks of happiness fly around."

"Sparks of happiness fly around."

- May God give you a long life! - May he give you a blanket of joy!

May he give you the jewellery of happiness!

May he give you the gem of wealth!

So fill our pockets on that note.

We've already given you much. What more can we give?

- Really? Maggu! - Yes, Jaggu?

They're misers! Get started.

- Auntie! You are half-blind! - You are getting younger!

- Your hair has turned black. - You sway like a peacock.

Go away, you shameless people!

- Give us money or we will scream louder. - Yes.

We've already given you much. Please, go.

- Do you want to get yourself humiliated? - No.

- Then give us money. - Here.

He's a miser. Get started.

- Miser! Miser! Miser! - Brothers! Listen!

We've had enough of music and dance. Please, go now.

- C'mon. - Come, we'll teach you a lesson.

- Dry Papad! - Curse him!

- Dry Papad! - Curse him!

Daughter-in-law! Is the meal ready?

How can I cook when there's no food in the house?

- Okay. - Let them come back.

Here come my earning sons.

Now I can satisfy my hunger.

Shut up, old man, or I will..

- Why? Didn't you earn any money? - What money?

Bloody misers! They act so stylishly...

...as if they were going to give us a 100 rupees note!

But then they give 25 paisa. Beggars!

Our hands are aching playing drums.

Our throats are dry singing.

Our bodies are aching dancing. But no one pitied us.

Shall I say something, uncle? It's the fault of our parents.

If they hadn't got us in this low business, we wouldn't be so poor.

- Curse this life! - Why do you blame your parents?

They were poor themselves...

...how could they treat you like princes?

The marriage procession will be here any moment.

We will sing and dance and earn some money...

...and get the ration for our house.

- May the people be blessed! - May the couple be..

Wait, wait! There's no one here.

It's deserted; the marriage pavilion is broken.

Hey brother! What's the matter? There's no one here.

- Has the bride already left? - No, the bride hasn't left.

- No? Why? - The groom's family returned.

The groom's family returned. Why?

My dear, it's better to be a beggar...

...than being a daughter's father in this world.

My master tried to give more dowry than he could afford.

But the demand of the guy's family was too much.

The matter got worse and the groom left.

My master had a heart attack. I'll be off.

Curse! We are not destined to have food even today.

C'mon, pal.

What happened?

If a daughter of such a rich family...

...was rejected for dowry, I am only a street performer, a singer.

I beg for food. Who will marry my daughter?

The problem is quite serious.

- But I have an easy solution to that. - Solution?

Wait, pal! What did you say?

When a beggar asks another beggar...

...his daughter gets married and there's no question of dowry.

Why don't you say something I can understand?

Idiot! When will you understand?

When you have your friend's son, Chandar...

...why do you need to look elsewhere for a guy for your girl?