Green Eggs and Ham

Oh, hi! Welcome back. It's been far too long.

I'm so glad to see you, I could burst into…

Yeah, maybe no song.

It's finally time to track down Sam and the crew,

and see what fun awaits us in season two--

Uh, excuse me!

I'm kind of in the middle of something here.

Hey, Sam, what ya up to?

Huh. He's not responding.

Ah. That's probably 'cause our hero is straight up James Bonding.

Huh?

Uh…

What?

Oh!

Activate.

"Sorry"? Sorry for what?

Five, four, three…

…two, one.

The sneak's sneaking successed. He heads off on the lam.

Another mission accomplished for our friend Sam I-Am.

Order up!

Oh, never mind.

Sam's right here where we left off in the last episode.

I wonder who that spy was. I guess we'll find out later.

Mmm!

What's going on, Sam?

The eggs. They're my…

mom's!

Oh.

You all right there, buddy?

Sorry, he just…

He really liked your recipe.

Oh yeah, it's the eggs.

I have 'em shipped in. Nice little farm in East Flubria.

Here, Sam. Try them.

That must be where my mother is!

East Flubria?

That's halfway around the world.

That's why we should get going!

The time was at hand, a moment like no other.

Sam was finally going to meet his mother.

All right.

I've gotta have just the right opening line.

'Sup, Mom!

Or do you prefer Mom I-Am?

Or Mrs. Mom? Or the Mother Formerly Known As "Mom"?

No, just be yourself.

Hi, Mom. I…

I… am Sam.

No, that's still not right.

Sam… I-Am.

It's nice to meet you.

Put that hand away, Samuel I-Amuel.

Where I come from, moms hug their sons.

I'm so happy to see you. Mmm.

Sam practiced away at his I-love-you-ing,

clueless that a volatile conflict was brewing.

The stolen substance is highly unstable!

Sources believe the laboratory break-in may be related

to ongoing hostility between the nations of Yookia and Zookia.

It was clearly the work of those crooked Yooks!

This has deplorable "Zooks" written all over it!

Two countries fighting over the most dangerous stuff on the planet.

A powder keg that could explode at any second.

And a reporter who craves the spotlight so badly, I'm willing to be here!

- Live from the Yook/ - Zook border, I am Joaquin Furmano.

Ah!

Hmm…

I can't believe Sam's headed all the way to East--

- I wanna go! - Ah!

You don't even know where he's going.

Don't-care-it's-not-here-take-me-there!

E.B., look--

Oh, come on. Summer vacation is so boring.

And, Mom, ever since Meepville,

you've made huge strides in supporting my life of thrill-seeking adventure!

Well, yes, I've definitely made real progress there. Oh…

Uh…

Well, what do you think, Guy?

Believe me, I'd love to head off on another adventure with Sam

just as much as E.B. would.

But look at this stack of bills.

First month's rent on my new invention shop.

Bamboo for the Pandog.

Sam's subscription to the Egg-of-the-Month club.

Okay, I'm canceling that one.

He only eats green!

Whoo! Ding-dong! Doorbell's broken.

Operation Find My Mom begins now!

Because me and my best bud are on our way to East Flubria. Right, Guy?

Actually, Sam… I can't.

Sorry, I just realized I forgot our toothbrush.

By the way, did you say something? I kinda zoned out for a second.

I can't go with you.

And I can't go without you.

You're my best friend, Guy.

I need you.

So, I'm gonna go for broke here and give it one last shot.

Will you come to East Flubria with me?

Ah…

No.

- One more shot? - No.

- Another shot? - No.

- What about now? - No.

- Will you? - No.

Will you?

No.

No. No. No. No. No!

- Are you sure? - Yes!

Whoa!

Sam, I'm sorry, but I just can't go with you.

I'm starting a new business, I've got new responsibilities.

And you know what opening this shop means for my family.

You're right. Your family needs you, Guy.

Just like mine needs me.

So, I'm gonna go find my mom

and do for the I-Am's what you've done for the Am-I's.

Anyways, I should have known this shop was your destiny.

What?

This place is gonna be huge.

It is huge for Guy, you got that right, Sam.

He'll be able to provide for his whole new fam.

I mean, look,

for the very first time in your entire career,

not a single one of your inventions has spontaneously exploded.

Oh, my shop.

My inventions.

Hey, look, that one didn't ex--

Sorry--

Hood flip!

Guy, I heard about what happened and I want you to know,

I will find the person who did this to you.

Thanks, Gluntz. But it was me.

I swear on my life,

the wretched monster responsible for this atrocity will pay!

Oh, that cow looks suspicious.

I'm gonna go interrogate it.

Reverse hood flip!

Guy, I am so sorry.

I know what this meant to you.

Moo!

Me too, Guy.

This is an unspeakable tragedy with absolutely no bright sides.

Mmm, except…

you can come to East Flubria with me now!

- No, I can't. - Moo.

I have to rebuild the shop.

Plus, I'm responsible

for every smashed window and tipped-over car in town right now.

Moo!

- I must have a stack of "U.O. - Me's" a zillometer tall.

Moo-moo-moo-moo!

Moo!

Guy, you should go with Sam.

- What? - Yeah.

It'll take at least a week for them to clear all that wreckage and…

You've been so stressed out, it's gonna be good for you to get away.

You need to clear your head and, well, reset--

I can come too!

Achoo!

Okay, this isn't what it looks like.

It's not? 'Cause it looks like you were stowing away in my suitcase.

Okay, it is what it looks like.

But the point is, I'm coming with you guys!

Young lady, we've discussed this.

We discussed you being more fun.

Come on, Mom. I know you can let go a little bit.

Michellee has learned how to loosen the reins.

But this trip is a whole new level of pains.

Though it's not her first choice, or her fifth, or her eighth,

her husband and daughter have both earned her faith.

You know what? I trust you.

Ah!

Okay, Sam. I'm in.

Sklergagenatpak!

That's East Flubrian for

"I do not speak East Flubrian but will do my best

to assimilate to the local customs and culture."

- Let's go! - Whoo!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hmm.

Whoa! Here we go. I'm fired up. How 'bout you?

This trek's so big, a cold air balloon just won't do.

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

East Flubria, here we come!

Be careful with my baby.

Hmm.

I promise.

Mmm.

Ah!

Um…