Dexter's Laboratory

Ah, my latest, greatest work is just about completed.

Hmm, one more adjustment to the flux motivator.

Ooooh. Dexter's got gas!

Whatcha doin'? Are you makin' a shrink ray? Hm?

Or a remote control that can turn you into animals? Hm? Hm?

Or is it just another dumb robot? Hm? What is it? Huh? Huh?

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

So you want to know what my ingenious invention is, do you?

You know it, bro.

It is great, that's what it is!

This machine has the ability to remove and contain

the most annoying personality trait known to man:

Rudeness.

Behold: The Rude Removal System!

Okay, listen.

To simplify this, Dee Dee minus rude equals happy Dexter.

Oh, yeah?!

You're the rude one, brother!

It is you that is rude!

No, you!

No, you!

You!

You!

You!

You!

You're right, Dexter.

I am the rude one.

See?

Rude Removal System activated.

Rude Removal procedure beginning now.

Rude Removal Procedure completed.

Bravo, Dexter, Your Rude Removal System is a smashing success!

Quite.

Like I said before, it takes the rudeness of

a person, removes it, and then contains it.

Where the f*** are we?

Beats the c*** of me!

Why, you're in Dexter's laboratory, silly!

I'm Dexter.

And this golden-haired angel behind me is my charming sister, Dee Dee.

Charmed!

Ah, f*** off!

Oh, dear.

Ahem.

Excuse me, sir.

But we think that was very rude, and we are in want of an apology.

Yeah, here's your f***ing apology!

Kids, lunchtime!

Lunchtime?! I'm f***ing starving!

Dexter?

I'm sorry those meanies broke your machine and made you look like a wimp.

Why, it's okay, Dee Dee.

Maybe they'll be in better spirits after eating some of Mom's delicious cooking.

Mmmmmmmmmm....

Hi, kids.

Have a seat.

I'll be right with you.

I hope you're hungry, because I've made a

very-special-lunch-that-I-got-from-a-

-recipe that I found in a Betsy Crocker magazine!

Ow!

Ahh

I hope you like it.

Well, what do you think, Dexter?

I think it tastes like s***!

Pffft

Agh!

I gots to find some f***ing food!

No! No! Uh-uh!

Nada, no way!

Ah!

Oh, baby.